Crash Bandicoot/Rosario+Vampire

Tiny's Trip to Youkai

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Chapter 1: New Guy, New Beginning

Summer ended, and now like all kids, it is time to hit the schools again. Tsukune was yet again ready to return to his 'school'. He looks confident this year, since it is his third year being at that 'school'. He was already on the bus that would take him there. The strange thing is it is no school for some average human to go though. He was attending Youkai Academy School, where monsters in human disguise go to school. Amazingly, he has the guts to return…twice already. Like any other year, attending it, is not so bad. Well all except that he always risk his life in life and death situations all the time; miraculously the grim reaper did not pay him a visit yet. It should not be too hard now right?

Wow, another year at Youkai… He thought, looking out the window …just another normal typical life of 'when a human get mix up with monsters and demons'. It is probably just like the other two years…

Bet not, within three, two, one…

"Wait!" A loud voice heard from outside the bus, grabbing Tsukune's attention. "Don't forget me! Don't leave me!"

Tsukune turned around in his seat looking out at the rear window. A dark-orange hair teenage male was racing after the bus. He wore an orange hooded jacket, unzipped revealing a white T-shirt, green pants, red shoes, and a black polish gladiator hat on his head. He was carrying a simple gym sack on his back and large gym bag in his right hand. His left hand was free for it to wave at the bus while running after it.

"Uh sir, mister bus driver," Tsukune began.

"Yes~~…" the creepy looking bus driver replied.

"Could you stop the bus for him, he looks desperate."

"Hmm~~~…"

The bus driver quickly slams the brakes, causing Tsukune to lunge forward a bit. Suddenly there was a splat sound on the back of the bus, quickly grabbing Tsukune and the bus driver's attention. They both stepped out of the bus and went to the rear of the bus to check out what happen. There on the back of the bus was the dark-orange head that was chasing the bus, flatten against the rear after the collision. It slowly slipped off the rear and landed lifelessly on the ground.

"Is-is he still alive?" Tsukune asked nervously.

"Hmmm…" The bus driver hummed, and casually said, "Well if he's dead, I didn't road kill him now, okay."

The orange head finally sat up after a few seconds, looking at Tsukune and the bus driver.

"Oh!" he said, "Me thought me was gonna die!"

Tsukune tipped over, anime falling. The bus driver simply lost his balance a bit but quickly recovered.

"Take me to school, time for school!"

Tsukune got back on to the bus and then peeked out of the window to watch the orange head gathered his stuff.

"I have never seen you in town." Tsukune exclaimed, grabbing the orange head attention.

"Oh, me new here in Japan, me got here just yesterday!"

Well, the guy does not sound so intelligent and a foreigner eh? If he is attending Youkai, I wonder what kind of monster he might be. Tsukune thought. "Hi, I'm Tsukune Aono, but you can just call me Tsukune."

"Oh, me Tiny, nice to meet ya!" The orange head responded.

Tiny? That is a weird name for a monster. Tsukune thought again as Tiny stepped on to the bus.

"Oh, I must warn you young fellow," The bus driver warned, "This schools is for monsters you know. If you don't want to lose your life I suggest…"

"Eh? Tiny ain't that stupid ya know. Monsters, Cortex said there is no such." Tiny laughed as he headed to the back of the bus with Tsukune. He sat a seat in front of Tsukune.

Oh no! Tsukune thought, Could this guy believe it is a normal school like me when I first came? Should I tell? What if he is a monster and ends up eating me?

"Very well," The bus insisted, "Here we go, you two."

Suddenly, the bus enters the dark tunnel and vanishes from the human world. In a few minutes, the bus exits the tunnel and stops. The two stepped out of the bus to find a large wasteland. The sky was reddish and sea was red as blood, dead trees everywhere on the surface of the wasteland. Unknown to Tiny, but Tsukune knew that they had finally entered the demon world.

"Oh me God!" Tiny exclaimed, grabbing Tsukune's attention, "The sky is red and water is fruit punch! This place is cool!"

Cool is not the word I am looking for to describe the scene. Tsukune thought sadly, it is more like scary, hellish, and terrifying once you know the place.

"Good luck now, you two," The bus driver said, "You gonna need it, now don't die!"

Yeah, luck; more like a lot of luck!

"Bye, tell Cortex that Tiny will behave. See ya next time after ya brain implant!" Tiny laughed. The bus driver pretty much glared at him after the last comment, and then he shut the door and drove off back into the tunnel.

"What a nice guy…"

More like crazy and mysterious…

"Oh yeah, Tiny need to find school!" Tiny exclaimed. He ran off in a random direction.

"Uh Tiny, right?" Tsukune shouted to him.

"Eh, Wha School-Gay?" Tiny replied, still running.

"No, Tsukune!" Tsukune yelled at him.

"Oh, yeah?"

"The school is this way." He pointed another way, causing Tiny to stop running.

Tiny stood there for a moment in confusion, looked side-to-side, and then ran back to Tsukune.

"Tiny knew that." He said.

Yeah, sure you did.

The two began to walk to school through a forest. Now looking at him up close, Tsukune finds that Tiny is rather tall for an average human.

"Uh, Tiny… can I ask you something?" He began.

"Yeah, Scooter?" Tiny replied dumbly.

"Tsukune!" He barked.

"Oh~~~"

"So…are you…human?" He asked. Tiny stopped at his track and stood there for a moment. Tsukune stood in front of him and explained nervously. "Not saying you are a human or anything, I mean, you take it as if you don't know this is a no human school. Not saying you're dumb or anything, it's just that it's…it's…just a question, okay?"

"Uh-huh, just a question." Tiny muttered, causing Tsukune to tremble a bit. Tiny stood there for a bit and thought about it. "Is Tiny a human? Hmm…"

Five minutes later…

"What was the question again?" Tiny asked brainlessly while scratching his head. Tsukune anime fell after the Tiny's request for a repeat.

"Never mind…" Tsukune replied. "It's just that I thought you were human. Then, may I ask, what kind of… monster are you?"

"Well…" Tiny began proudly.

A sudden —CRASH— interrupted his responds. A sudden bicycle came out of nowhere and the tires crashed into Tiny's bulkhead. However, it did not budge the big brute at all, but it caused the bicycle fly off somewhere and the rider to soar into the sky. A sudden feminine scream came out of the rider as she crash-landed into Tsukune.

"Oh crap!" Tiny said while attempting to help Tsukune up, but never did. "Hey, Whore-Gay, I mean, Tsukune! Are you all right? That bird came out of nowhere!"

"I think so, Tiny," Tsukune responded. He tried to get up, but realized someone was on top of him. There on him, laid a familiar pink hair girl in a school uniform, she sat up confused at first, and then looked down at Tsukune with her beautiful eyes.

"Oh my god," She said in a shock. "Tsukune!"

"Eh~? Moka-san!" Tsukune exclaimed in astonishment.

"Eh~! I forgot to pack lunch!" Tiny randomly cried, looking inside his gym sack.

Tears ran out of Moka's eyes as she lunges at him for a big hug, a hug that Tsukune likes a lot. Tiny stood there like a bystander and watched the two.

"Oh Tsukune, I really miss you a lot!" Moka cried.

"Yeah, I miss you too, Moka-san." Tsukune replied in delight.

"Oh crap, Tiny blink and miss it." Tiny randomly said.

Moka finally noticed Tiny was standing to the side and stood up from Tsukune.

"Uh, Tsukune, who's that?" Moka asked pointing at the Tiny.

"Who?" Tiny responded looking in the direction Moka was pointing.

"Oh, that's Tiny. He arrived with me from the bus; strangely, he's from the human world." Tsukune replied.

"Oh, that was him?" Moka asked, "Mistaken him as mountain or something when he appeared, I'm sorry."

A-a mountain? Tsukune thought, confused with his mouth dropped.

"Sorry who?" Tiny asked her looking blankly at her.

"You,"

"For what?"

"Uh~~~?" Now it is her turn to look blankly at him.

CRASH!

Another painless impact rammed Tiny's head by another flying bicycle. Another feminine voice heard screaming in the air. The girl crash-landed in front of Tiny this time, forming a crater in the ground. This time it was a familiar red head in some kind of reddish dress. Tiny laughed at her as she slowly rose to her feet.

"Oh my, Kokoa, are you all right?" Moka cried.

"Ow…" Kokoa whined angrily, "Okay, who left this mountain here? That hurt you know."

Kou, the little pet bat of hers, appeared next to her.

"Oi, master, are you all right?" it asked.

Kokoa turned to the laughing Tiny, who is on his knees now cracking up about her humiliating crash.

"Hey there you big rock, don't you laugh at me now." She barked.

"Tiny is already laughing, wha ya gonna do about it?" Tiny chuckled and began laughing again.

"Why you, little inferior…"

"Looks who talking, midget. Ya the one down there, wha ya doing down there anyways? Want Tiny to talk over ya?"

"WHAT! Come down here and say it to my face."

"Don't need to, Tiny already talking over the midget. Ha, ha, ha!"

"You'll be a midget when I'm done with you!" she cried. She grabbed the bat as it transform into a large mace.

"Wait, Kokoa, don't kill him! He could be human you know, he'll die!" Tsukune cried.

"Hello, that's what I'm doing, Sherlock. Now stand aside or I whack you too." Kokoa sneered.

She smashed down on Tiny's head with tremendous force with her mace, splitting the earth a bit. Tiny stood there with a smile, even during the hit.

"That ought to teach ya, like my sister says, know your place." Kokoa proudly said.

"Heh…" Tiny chuckled.

Everyone flinched back.

"Eh~~! You survived!" They cried.

No way, he survives with out any fatal damage. In fact, I do not even think he hurt at all! Tsukune thought.

Suddenly, a sudden blood spat came out of Tiny's head as he fell back, nearly losing his balance.

"Eh~~! Now he's hurt!" Moka and Tsukune cried.

"That hurt god dammit!" Tiny roared, punching Kokoa in the face away. She soars into air and crash-lands back about a few yards away from Tiny.

"Oh crap," He said, ran to her and attempt to help her up, but never did. "Tiny shouldn't punch midgets in the face, midgets will die!"

"So you know this idiot?" Kokoa asked Tsukune, still piss about getting beat up by some 'nobody'.

"Yeah, try not to mean to him," Tsukune replied. "He a new guy in the school, though he looks like he have no idea that this is a monster school."

"Oh," Moka said, and then nervously whispered to Tsukune, "So do think he's human, like you?"

They both look at Tiny, who looked around admiring things like the dead trees, the dry dirt, and the red sky.

"Maybe," Tsukune replied quietly, but thought back to the unusual moments of Tiny, "but most likely, no."

"Hey, Tsukune," Tiny yelled to him. He miraculously found the end of the forest and stand in front of the school. "Tiny think me found the school!"

They all ran to his side.

"Yeah, look out Mutant School, Tiny is here to kick butt~~!" He yelled, which grabbed everyone's attention.

"Uh, Tiny, I forgot to introduce the two people that ran into us to you." Tsukune said.

"Eh~?" Tiny replied turning to him, and then made cute face with his hand behind his head and looking blankly clueless. "Oh, okay."

"This girl that you picked a fight with is Kokoa Shuzen." Tsukune began.

"Uh, hey please to meet ya." Tiny greeted.

"What's with the manners all of the sudden, big guy?" Kokoa mocked him, though he seems to ignore her.

"And this is my best friend since I got here, Moka Akashiya." Tsukune continued.

"Oh, hey please to meet ya too, me name Tiny!" Tiny greeted.

"It's nice to meet you too, Tiny." Moka greeted softly, taking a slight bow towards him.

"Now Tiny," Tsukune began again, "About that…"

"—Tsukune!" A voice heard from the side. From out of no where, someone dove into Tsukune, attacking him with her oversized breasts that cause him to tip over and fell in pain. The girl held his head against her chest, and hugged him tight and swinging him from side to side. The girl had sky blue hair, a yellow uniform, and a hair band on her head.

"Oh I miss you so much my sweet Tsukune," She cried as she continue to hug Tsukune, who is waving his hands for help from suffocation.

The others stood by looking at the awkward scene.

"Uh, Tiny don't get it," Tiny said, confused by the scene. "Moka-san, who's that?"

"Uh, that's another friend of ours, Kurumu Kurono." Moka replied, eyeing her and looking jealous. "She's obsessed with Tsukune."

"Oh~~~!" Tiny exclaimed. There was a slight pause, and then asked. "Do you think Tsukune is in pain through those large thingies?"

"Oh, yeah that's right." Moka cried, just realizing what was going to happen.

"Leave it to me." Another voice came in. Suddenly out of nowhere, a rain of large pans came crashing down on top of Kurumu's head, causing her to release Tsukune and fell over.

"Ha how you like that, Kurumu." A little girl said. The little girl was half of Moka size with a brown witch hat and cloak, and wore a cute dark purple uniform. In her hand was a wand that has a heart-shape on the tip end. She ran up to Tsukune and embraces him. "Ah, Tsukune, Moka, I miss you two so much!"

"Uh, Moka-san, who's that?" Tiny asked.

"Oh, that Yukari Sendo." Moka replied, "She likes me and Tsukune."

"Oh~~~!"

Suddenly, there was a slight chill Tsukune felt, a feeling that is quite familiar that someone was watching him from a distance. Behind a tree, stood a violet-hair girl who wore a sweatshirt and a yellow school skirt, sucking on her everlasting lollipop.

"Hey, Tsukune…" She called to him emotionlessly, smiling at him, which grabbed Tiny's attention.

"Oh, hey Mizore," Tsukune nervously greeted back, forming a sweat-drop behind his head.

"Uh, Moka-chan, who's that?" Tiny asked again.

"That's Mizore Shirayuki." Moka replied, "She's Tsukune's stalker, you know, following him everywhere from a distance at times."

"Oh~~~~…what does this all mean?"

"It means he's a ladies-man," Kokoa jumped in, "If you don't really know what that means, it means he attract beautiful high school girls like Moka here."

"So…Tsukune is a… famous?" Tiny muttered.

"Yeah, pretty much… to those girls."

RING~~~!

"What's that?" Tiny asked.

"Are you stupid, are you retarded?" Kokoa barked back, that's the bell to get to class, stupid!"

Everyone took off, leaving Tiny pondering. Tsukune, who just recovered from the suffocation, notice him, the only one in fact.

"Hey, Tiny, aren't you coming?" He asked the big guy.

"Uh, actually, Tiny don't where to go? Where is me class?" Tiny replied embarrassed.

Tsukune paused a bit, and then smiled.

"Come on, how about I take you to chairman to see where you go, okay?"

"Uh, really. You really do that."

"Sure, why not since you don't know this place."

Tiny stood there for a moment, and then cheered in joy.

"Hooray! Me going to chairman!" He roared, and then smiled back at Tsukune. "Hey, thanks Tsukune! You are famous, you good special friend of Tiny!"

They both started their way towards the chairman office as the last bell rang.