A/N: I don't like Nexus or Cena, and don't plan to write much about either. This just...happened. So lol if you must :)

Chatroom: Sexus

TheGingerBoyWonder: And that's why I think we should have had a vote for our name, and my suggestion would have won out.

xImJustInGabrielx: No, Heath. I wouldn't have the name of my stable known by something so obscene.

TheGingerBoyWonder: But what's wrong with Sexus?

ArcAngelGabriel: You're either Sexus, or against us. Acutally you're against us while you Sexus. There's no other way.

xImJustInGabrielx: All you two think of us getting it up the arse, isn't it my sweet sluts?

TheGingerBoyWonder: ^_^ I once thought about a unicorn.

ArcAngelGabriel: O.o

xImJustInGabrielx: …

*TheChampIsQueer has entered chat*

ArcAngelGabriel: *Facepalm*

TheChampIsQueer: And who do we have in cyberspace tonight but the amazingly non-amazing group…the artists formerly known as Nexus. CM Punk and his epic amounts of body grease from lack of bathing since the tender age of two—has hijacked your cult. CM Punk is secretly Charles Manson, by the way.

TheGingerBoyWonder: O.O OMG…that's what the CM stands for, ISNT IT?

xImJustInGabrielx: -_-

ArcAngelGabriel: Oh no, you've gone and done it now. Wade's done the 'epic pissed' face now.

TheChampIsQueer: Do I look scared to you?

TheGingerBoyWonder: I don't know, I can't see you.

ArcAngelGabriel: Ha, that's what he said.

TheChampIsQueer: No, that's right…you CANT SEE ME *Stupid hand waving gesture done just barely skillfully enough not to hit his stupid self in the nose*

xImJustInGabrielx: That's not where I'd hit you.

ArcAngelGabriel: That's what he said. *wink wink*

TheGingerBoyWonder: You know Wade, for someone who isn't a fan of sexual themes…why's your sn 'ImJustInGabriel' as if WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

xImJustInGabrielx: Because I'm Wade Fucking Barrett and my name can be Pope Barack Clinton Jesus McMahon MacBeth MacPC The Fourth if I want it to!

TheChampIsQueer: You're name could be—

*TH3_ROCK has entered the chat*

TH3_ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

*TH3_ROCK has left the chat*

xImJustInGabrielx: Bollocks.

TheChampIsQueer: That's right, it doesn't matter what your name is Wade, 'cause your boy Angel Gabe is gonna be moanin' mine out all night long.

TheGingerBoyWonder: I'm his boy too :-(

ArcAngelGabriel: That's what he said (but he didn't mean it)

TheGingerBoyWonder: :O What? ;_;

TheChampIsQueer: Oh come on Girl From Wendy's, face it Gingey, why would the British Sex Appeal want you when he could have Adam Lamberts slightly less flamboyant stunt double…for all the times he and Simon got too hard core behind the scenes. Why I ask you?

ArcAngelGabriel: I AM NOT ADAM LAMBERT!

TheChampIsQueer: Oh we all know that, remember karaoke? You can't sing. I'm sure you could with the right kinda microphone stuffed between your teeth though. *wink wink*

xImJustInGabrielx: I'm afraid this has gone on for far too long, Cena. Do you know who you're speaking to? This man is my Angel and no one elses.

TheGingerBoyWonder: ;_; I'm no one elses either *sobs*

ArcAngelGabriel: John your penis is a microphone?

xImJustInGabrielx: Everyone's penis is micro compared to mine.

TheChampIsQueer: That's just 'cause objects in your mirror as you whack off by your lonely self may appear larger.

xImJustInGabrielx: Oh sod off Cena. My skills as a lover are comparable to my skills in the ring, in a word: brilliant. To give credit where credit is due, however, Cena…I'm sure your skills as a lover are likewise comparable to your skills in the ring. That is to say, they consist of three basic and overused maneuvers, which get more and more boring and depressing night after night after *yawn* night.

ArcAngelJustin: *standing ovation for Wade Barrett*

TheChampIsQueer: Well…you're a douchebag.

*TheChampIsQueer has left the chat*

xImJustInGabrielx: I certainly am.

*xImJustInGabrielx has left the chat*

ArcAngelJustin: Oh but you are my sexy douchebag.

*ArcAngelJustin has left the chat*

TheGingerBoyWonder: : I wish I had a Frosty.