The inspiration for this story basically came from nowhere. This is BAU team, not as FBI agents, but as normal people with different interests and ideas. They are still awesome friends. This is kind of like friends meets Fooly Cooly (FLCL). Hope you all like it.

I don't own Criminal Minds

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It was a peaceful day at work, thought Morgan. He walked in to see his co-worker Jeff, drinking an energy drink. Morgan worked as a fitness instructor and as a nutritionist. Basically helping people getting in shape. His customers were manly chatty soccer moms or stuck-up rich people. Despite that, Morgan like working there, it paid pretty well and he gets to workout at the gym for free.

"So Derek, I saw this HOT, rich lady come in for your services" said Jeff with a giggled.

"Oh come of it. You sound like a pervert when you talk like that."

"Yeah but the only reason you get so many female clients is because you're like a roman god."

Derek laughed, "Yet most of them are married or divorced. I'm still a bachelor after all."

"Yeah…so personally…I think you dig Penelope."

Derek's eyes bugged out. "Man, we've been friends since we were kids that's too awkward."

Jeff rolled his eyes, "I see the way you look at her. She's smart, funny and an awesome person. I think you guys are a match made in heaven."

Derek laughed, "Come on Jeff, we have appointments in ten minutes let's get ready for the day."

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Hotch got out of bed and started to make some breakfast, then he heard the phone going off.

"Hello"

"AARON, I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING."

Aaron stumbled back from the loud voice on the phone.

"Emily, I like having my ears not to bleed, thank you."

"Sorry, but my sister is making me plan her wedding and so far it's a disaster. Her demands are almost impossible. She wants the Girls like Boys band to play at her wedding. Do you have any idea how expensive that is?"

"Emily she's just having a major bridzilla moment. Just let it pass and rational thought will set in."

"Fine…anyway what should the bride's maids dresses color should be."

"…Well it's a spring wedding so maybe a light green or something cheerful."

"Great idea thanks. See you tonight, the rest of the gang is coming right?"

"Yep at Ben's restaurant."

"Great, bye."

Aaron hung up the phone, "I'm never getting married" thought Hotch.

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Rossi was at the market with his grandfather. Then his cell phone rang.

"Hello."

"Dave…its Spencer."

"Hey Spencer, what's up?"

"Did I lend you my book on the history of Italian cooking?"

"Oh yeah, you gave it to me a week ago do you need it soon."

"Yeah, I'm teaching the class in two days on Italian history so I thought I would add in some stuff on the food. I swear all these kids do is drink and party."

"That's college kids Spencer. I remember hardly going to class when I was a teenager."

Suddenly Dave's grandfather hit him with his cane.

"Oww…what was that for Granddad?"

"You kids and your stupid technology, when I was kid we would send letter and talk in person. I swear one day…"

"Granddad, if I got you some whiskey for when we get home would you feel better?"

"…Yes, yes I would."

Dave went back to talking on his cell.

"The best way to his heart is booze."

Spencer chuckled "Well anyway I'll see you tonight at Ben's."

"Yep, Bye Spencer."

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I'll have the rest of the gang in the next chapter.