Spoiled & Rotten Spoiled & Rotten Rating: PG-13 for language and some adult content

Disclaimers: None of this belongs to me. If they belonged to me, this show would have to air on Showtime After Dark. It's all the property of Joss, Mutant Enemy, Fox and The WB. The song "Spoiled & Rotten" belongs to Darling Violetta. If you haven't heard it, go to MP3.com and listen!

SPOILERS: Through "Eternity"…sort of. After seeing the preview for that ep, we started taking about what would be the first thing Angelus would do if he ever came back. This is my version. *s* I depart a bit from canon here and there. Bear with me. Prologue

It's good to be me again. I've missed being in charge.

You have no idea what it feels like to be trapped inside a body and have no control. You're a bystander. All you can do is wait and watch and seethe.

Having to sit idly by while that souled idiot brooded and pondered and made a general nuisance of himself. He destroyed the Gem of Amarra! The vampire equivalent of the Holy Grail. He just threw all of that power away.

Of all the stupid, shortsighted things he could have done, there was no beating that. Or so I thought. Because just a few months later, he gave up being human again to help save the world. Though I'm not complaining about that one.

If he hadn't been so self-sacrificing, I wouldn't be here right now.

Yes, I'm back in charge. In the driver's seat of both this body and this delightful automobile. I must commend his taste in cars. Driving along the highway with the top rolled down is quite a pleasurable experience. A song on the radio. And a song in my heart.

Just another hour to go.

Destination: Sunnydale.

Chapter One Angelus was on the hunt.

He was quite good at it. Stalking his prey. Skulking in shadows. And then, at the last possible moment, leaping in for the kill.

Of course, two centuries of practice didn't hurt. All those years as the Scourge of Europe had helped to hone his deadly skills. Time spent under the expert tutelage of vampires such as Darla and The Master. It certainly helped to form him but no instruction in the world could be completely responsible for the monster Angelus was today.

A true predator is born, not made.

You can teach someone how to hunt. They can practice the skills you've taught them. Perhaps someday, they can even excel at being a hunter. But they'll never be a predator.

The hunter is a role that one assumes. You slip it on like a mantle and do the job. Go on the hunt. Make the kill. Then, the moment passes and you return to your life. It's what you do, not who you are.

The predator lives to hunt. It's innate. It's inescapable.

As inescapable as the fate of the young person Angelus now hunted.

Angelus had driven like a madman to reach Sunnydale. To reach his destination. His goal. His obsession.

He stood outside Rupert Giles' building, watching. The door finally opened and a couple stepped outside. Angelus' grin flashed in the darkness as he followed his prey down the street.

The sight of the man and the woman strolling along, holding hands, seemingly oblivious to the world around them, had Angelus growling softly. He wanted nothing more than to reach out and shred away that polite veneer of normalcy. He hated the pretense. He despised the insipid sweetness of it all.

But most all, he was furious because half of that couple was his. The fact that someone would dare to encroach upon Angelus' territory filled him with a dark rage. He mentally added another name to his list of victims to visit while here in Sunnydale.

The couple walked up a darkened path and paused at a closed door. There were soft words, a brief embrace and then a quiet farewell. Under Angelus' watchful eye, they said goodnight and parted ways.

To the victor go the spoils. And Angelus was ready to claim his bounty.

He followed closely behind as the object of his obsession headed towards home. But the air was charged now in a way it hadn't been before. It was as though his subject knew his stalker was near. The faltering steps. The uncertain glances. Jumping at shadows.

Angelus grinned with delight as he picked up the distinctive scent of fear on the breeze. He decided that he had waited long enough. It was time to make his move. Swoop in and claim what was rightfully his.

Angelus stepped out from under the cover of darkness and moved toward the lone figure standing on the deserted street. His quarry froze and turned quickly at the sound of someone approaching.

Angelus' felt a triumphant roar build inside him as he was spotted for the first time. He caught the widening of the eyes and the gasp that escaped from between those delightful lips.

"Angel? What are you doing here? Is there danger-"

He strode forward purposefully. His eyes on his prize. It made it all worth the trip.

"No."

"No danger?"

"No Angel."

"Oh my god! Angelus?"

Angelus grinned down. "Oh yeah. It's me. I'm back and better than ever."

Angelus waited for a long moment, enjoying the emotions that flitted across the unguarded face as he studied it. Finally, the trembling figure moved. One step. Then another.

Suddenly, Angelus felt those arms slide up around his neck, surprisingly strong, pulling his head down. Warm, full lips pressed urgently against his. Angelus growled low in his throat as he deepened the kiss. His tongue roughly invaded the soft, hot, wet mouth that he'd thought about all the way from Los Angeles.

His hands fisted in silky hair as he savagely plundered that mouth. He ground himself against the smaller form, reveling in the arousal he could smell on his partner. The violent sensuality of the moment held them both firmly in its grasp.

Their mouths broke apart and a face was buried in the crook of Angelus' neck as arms clutched at him desperately. The ragged sound of breathing was all Angelus could hear for a long moment. Until the tentative whisper, so full of disbelief and wonder.

"Is it really you, Angelus?"

"Oh, it's me. How quickly they forget." He pulled away roughly and grabbed his former lover by the shoulders, sneering in his face. "Didn't you miss me, Xander?"

Xander shuddered at the hauntingly familiar touch that he never thought he'd experience again. He licked his lips and met Angelus' fiery gaze as he nodded solemnly.

"I missed you."