The Rules:

1) No crossovers

2) No multiple chapter ideas

3) No weird ideas that border on the creepy scale

4) Must be from moments in the film, TV show, game or specials

5) Submissions must have a name. 'Guest' will no longer be accepted.

What if Susan was bitten by a zombie?

"Wait…what?"

"We are having a slight issue with our house cleaning service." Said Doc as he, Link and BOB fought to keep the door from being knocked down by the zombie horde outside.

"RRRRRRRR!"

"Ourrrrr butler totally went to pieces." Said Link.

"He lost his head," added BOB, "And a leg and most of his left arm,"

"So you guys need me to clear up yet another one of your messes?" sighed Susan.

"Yes…and promptly if you would." Doc smiled sheepishly.

"Well you're out of luck, guys, I'm Sqweeps roomy now." said Susan smugly, turning her back on them.

"Susan you are still oozing microbes all over. We have to double your molecular scrub." Said Sqweep, revealing two razor bladed scrubbers that sparked with yellow.

This changed Susans mind instantly, "Urgh, alright, fine! Since you're begging me to come back…"

"I wouldn't say begging," said Link.

"That is overstating," Said Doc.

Susan leaned over to talk to her little alien roommate, "Sqweep, you've been a wonderful and very clean roommate but what can I say, they need me, BYE!" and she dashed out the room with her fellow monsters.

Now alone Sqweep looked all around her room, "I am going to have to decontaminate this whole room." She sighed before using the molecular scrubs to zap everything around her.

Outside in the hallway Susan could see what the boys had been up to. The base was trashed and zombies were wondering down the halls.

"The zombie apocalypse is your little m-Ow! Something bit me!"

Looking down they saw a severed zombie head and hopped over and bitten Susans leg. Link quickly kicked it away like a football but it was too late. Before their very eyes Susans face became shrivelled and pale, her eyes were white and glassy and her mouth widened to reveal rotten yellow teeth.

"Wow, Susan, you really need to eat something cos you really look like you lost weight," BOB commented.

"RRRRRRRR!"

"Yeah, I think she wants to eat us!" said Link.

Zombie Susan shuffled after them, her arms outstretched like the others as she drooled, hungry for fresh meat. The three boys jumped back inside Sqweeps room and slammed the door shut once again.

"Well so much for that!" said Link.

"What are we going to do? Susan was our solution to fixing this whole mess!" said Doc.

"Can't she just…eat the zombies instead of us?" asked BOB.

Dr Cockroach then noticed Sqweep zapping the room with her decontamination device.

"I say, little Sqweep, does that device work on all bacterial life forms?"

"Anything that would cause contamination, disease or just a really icky smell." She said.

"Then I believe we have a Plan B. May I?"

The mad scientist took both scrubbers and cello taped them together whilst adding random bits of junk from his lab coat pockets till he had a weird looking blaster weapon made most of two scrubbing brushes.

"What exactly do you think you are doing?" asked Link.

"Those zombies were created by a virus, a bacterial agent, a germ is you will. By using this device at full power and radius it should annihilate the agent reanimating the zombies and return them to dead-and-stay-dead state." He explained.

"Wait, what about Susan?" asked BOB.

"She was only just turned so she'll be just fine…I expect."

He opened the door and just as the zombie horde, with Susan leading, flooded in Dr Cockroach activated the decontamination device and a wave of yellow and purple shot out, spreading across the entire base. Zombies from all over exploded in a cloud of dust and those recently infected were turned back to normal, though feeling a little disorientated.

Susan stumbled forward and landed on all fours, coughing and struggling to breathe again after being 'dead' for a few minutes.

"Wow, Doc, you did it! You cleaned up this whole zombie outbreak thing!" said Link, slapping the doc on the back.

"High fifties!" said BOB, holding up multiple hands.

Just then Susan got to her feet and shot the three of them very dark looks. Their victory was very short lived as now they felt like they were about to face something worse, the wrath of Susan.

"Erm, we cleaned up our mess?" Dr Cockroach, pointing to the zombie dust scattered everywhere.

Susan said nothing; she just continued to glare at them.

"Yeah, it all turned out for the best, right? Susan? Right?" Link smiled nervously.

Still Susan nothing.

"You think there's still yoghurt in the fridge?" asked BOB.

Susan let out a quiet growl with her eyes still fixed on the three monsters.

Dr Cockroach sighed, "We'll sweep everything up."

The three shuffled out of the room to fetch some brushes and begin the long task of cleaning the entire base.