All I can say is OMG I didn't except such a huge audience. Especially since I didn't have this beta'd! Really, yesterday I was just super bored and since I've seen all the HP movies a zillion times I was 'watching' Order of the Phoenix in my head and when I got to Umbridge I thought about how funny it would be to mess with her and this just came to me! SO, I'm writing this chapter for those of you want more. I don't know if it's as good as the last chapter, but I'll try!

"I'm surprised she doesn't have a lily pad for her seat"

Theodore Nott turned and looked at Potter in astoshment. "Did Potter really just say that?" he asked Vincent Crabb who was sitting on his right.

"Dunno, maybe he'll finally do something about the old hag, about time someone does." Crabb shrugged pulling out his defense book.

After writing out the instructions on the blackboard and telling them to turn to their pages the Gryffindor's caught the Slythrine's attention again with Potter asked Weasley and Thomas, "Do you think she'll teach us how to catch the big juicy fly's?" Theo sniggered at the four Gryffindor's tactics. Who knew they had it in them? Silence engulfed them once more when Lavender Brown asked Pavarti Patil not all to quietly, "Why do you think she wears all that pink?"

"Isn't it obvious? She need it to attract her mates because she's to ugly to do it any other way." the Patil girl answered.

Pansy and Daphne erupted into giggles behind Theo and Crabb as they to tried desperately to hid their amusement.

"Is their a problem, Ms. Patil?" Umbridge asked.

"No, Toa-Ms. Umbridge." Pavarit smiled sweetly.

Theo and Vincent hid behind their books as they grinned at each other, Blaise tried unsuccessfully to hid his smirk, Draco was also hiding behind his book while the girls were holding their stomeches thrying not to let the teacher hear their laughter.

Silecne inglufed the room but a few minutes later all heads turned towards Thomas when he asked, "Why do you think Fudge even bothers keeping her around?"

"Probably because she brings all the girls, with all that pink I'd say Umbridge is lesbian." Finningan whispered back.

That's all it took for Umbridge and the Slythrins to loose it, thankfully all the attetion was on Finnigan so nobody saw Pansy fall out of her seat or Draco shake with unconcealed laughter. Blaise had his head in his arms pretending to rest but if you looked closely you could see him shaking with laughter.

By the time Seamus and all the other Gryffindor's had made it out the door the Slythrines were shaking with uncontrollable laughter, Pansy was still trying to climb back onto her chair but her laughter was to much.

"All right class, settle down!" Umbridge barked.

Everything settle down and quite went threw out the classroom which only heald Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy, Theo Nott, Vincent cabb, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Gregory Goyle, and Millincent Bulstrobe.

Blaise looked over his shoulder at Theo and they exchanged a evil look as grin's slid onto their faces. Professor Snape hated her as much as they did, they had nothing to loose!

"Professor, may I ask a question?" Blaise asked giving her his most charming smile that all the girls fell for.

"What is it?" she snapped.

"Why do you hate half-breeds so much?" Blaise asked.

"I don't know what your talking about." Umbridge answerd not looking up from her work.

"Is it because your one yourself?" Theo asked innocently, fake pitty lacing his voice. Draco snorted and grinned at the mayhem they were about to start.

Umbridge slowly rose her head to look at him. After about five second passed before she asked in a her sickly sweet voice, "What?" grinning as if just daring him to go on.

Theodore Nott was not fazed.

"I said, do you hate half-breeds because you are one? Half toad, half human?" Theo asked.

"Mr. Nott-" Umbridge was cut off by Pansy."Of course she's not. It's only humans that aren't completely crazy about reproduction." Pansy grinned at Millicent.

The boys had no idea what she was talking about but Daphne and Millicent seemed to.

"What are you getting at Ms. Parkinson?" Umbridge snapped her fake voice gone once again.

"It's okay Professor Umbridge, we understand." Daphne said nodding her head, barley concealing a grin.

"Understand what, exactly?" Umbrige prodded, not sure she really wanted to know.

"Well scientist say all creature's first priority is reproduction and we all know that two species of the same sex can't reproduce." Millicent said.

"We can understand why you'd want to keep it a secret." Goyle nodded his head.

"So that's why you kicked Finnigan out?" Draco prodded, "You didn't want everyone to know?"

"Theirs nothing to be ashamed of for being a lesbian Professor." Crabb added.

"I AM NOT A-"

"Aaaa, no need to deny it." Theo shook his finger at her.

"I hear Professor Sinsitra is a very good lay, you should go to her. She could fix you up! You'll be your good old self again in no time" Blaise winked.

"Mr. Zabini please come here." Umbridge said in her sickly sweet voice again.

"Show her how it's done Blaise!" Daphne said.

"Ms. Greengrass you as well." Umbridge snapped.

"Oh, who would have know?" Pansy leaned forward and 'whisipred' to Theo, "She likes watching underage se-"

"MS. PARKINSON COME BY MY CHAIR THIS INSTINT." Umbridge threw Blaise a letter as Pansy walked up to her smirking.

"Now, now, Professor, no condoling with your students" Theo said warningly.

"Take Millicent, Pansy is mine to connodle with" Draco added.

"No way I'm letting that toad touch me!" Millicent yelled over to him.

"ALL OF YOU FOLLOW MR. ZABINI TO SEVERUS I WANT YOU ALL OUT OF MY CLASSROOM NOW!"

"I guess sometimes she needs a man her life as well," Draco said to Theo "I wonder if Fudge knows she's cheating on him with Snape"

They all ran to Snape's dungeon as Draco to, had to doge a book lodged at his head.

Not as good as the last one but I tried my best! Hope you all liked it! I will get it beta'd eventually but until then this will have to do.

Once again I meant no offence with the lesbian part. I just think Umbridge would get pissy if someone suggested it to her because she hate's half-breeds and all that crap. I have no offence against them at all, I mean look at Ellen, is she awesome or what?

Thank you guys and please tell me what you think!