And so the Prince told the Small Man all he knew of the Blessed Agonies, and of the way to purification. And the Small Man was overjoyed, as he had bestowed many a Blessed Agony upon Man and Beast. And the Prince said,

"Small Man, you have pleased the King throughout your life, and you have been subjected to all of the Blessed Agonies. I offer you a chance to serve the King in a more direct manner."

The Small Man replied, "My Prince of My King, I am honored to have your presence and your offer. I would gladly serve my King in whatever way he desires."

The Prince touched the Small Man and said, "Then become the High Priest of the Blessed Agonies, and bestow Them for all eternity." And the Small Man became the High Priest.

And the Order of the Stick knew the name of the King.