TWILIGHT, GO AWAY

After posting that last parody, someone insisted I write another, so I decided to take their advice. For those of you who are familiar with the Backstreet Boys, this goes to the tune of "I Want It That Way". This was a lot of fun; I should write a whole book of songs! Once again, if you don't like this, you don't have to stick around. You've got your tastes, and I've got mine.

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer

Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

All rights reserved.

Yeah…
I love
Most ev'ry book
At least
I'll take a look
I find
Some are okay
Then Twilight came my way

I knew
At first glance
This was
A poor excuse for romance
I'm sad to say
But Twilight must go away

Tell me why
(A girl should love a vampire)
Tell me why
(She's gone crazy with desire)
Tell me why
Meyer would write such a chicane?
Oh, Twilight, please go away

Who cares
For this junk?
I've read,
It still stunk
Say that I have no taste
But Twilight should go away

Tell me why
(A girl would be named Bella)
Tell me why
(She'd fall for some long-dead fella)
Tell me why
The whole world's gone completely insane?
Oh, Twilight, just go away

It's really quite plain
We're rotting our brains
Tell me, what are we gonna do?
Oooh
Well, this balderdash
Belongs in the trash
Find something that's better for you

Twilight
Ain't up to snuff
I've had
More than enough
Enough (enough, enough, enough…)

I cannot take this
Anymore…

(It's nothing but a heartache)
(One big literary mistake)
These are the only words I've left to say:
"Twilight, just go away!"

Tell me why
(We should read this baloney)
Tell me why
(It's such a sappy phony)
Tell me why
Count Drac is turning in his grave?
Twilight, go away!

Tell me why-y-y-y…
(All girls have lost their senses)
(They're hooked onto this nonsense)
Don't know why
The kind of junk you'd feed your brain
Twilight, go away

Oh, Twilight, just go away!