Inspiration from Haley & Jordan's Twitter debates over these two...Ladies. Enjoy :)

"It's all his fault."

"What? No way, it's his fault." Haley replied.

Jordan gasped.

"I don't think so."

The girls had been on this all day as they watched the Triple Threat Match from this year's Wrestlemania. Of course, this always led to a debate over whose boyfriend cost them to lose the match.

"It seriously is! If it wasn't for duck lips-"

"Woah, woah, woah...do not call him that." Jordan replied. "He does not have duck lips."

Haley rolled her eyes.

"Anyway, if it wasn't for duck lips, Ted would have won and proved that he is in fact better than Cody."

"Psh, over my dead body. Cody is better than Ted. Ted is just always in the way, taking away all the beautiful spotlight from Cody...well that and his huge, fat ass. Geez Haley, can he tone it down?" Jordan smirked.

"You're just jealous that Ted has an ass and Cody doesn't. It's okay, we know you secretly like Teddy's ass." Haley winked.

"Ew, do not." Jordan groaned. "I'm going to hit you with my bat."

"I'd like to see that."

"Ugh Haley, I dislike you."

"No, you love me and you secretly love Teddy as well."

"Do not.

"Do too and you know it."

"Okay, I admitted once that Ted did kinda sorta maybe looked a little cute, but that was because I had a lack of Cody."

Haley smirked.

"I knew it."

"Shut up."

"Nope, I'm going to rub this in your face all the time now. Even when Duck Lips comes in."

"He does not have duck lips!" Jordan exclaimed.

"Fine, he doesn't."

"Thank you." Jordan chuckled.

"However, he does have a lisp."

"Ugh!"

Cody walked into the room to see an annoyed Jordan.

"What's wrong?" he asked as he looked at both of the girls and heard Ted walk in as well.

"Haley is what's wrong."

"I didn't do anything." Haley smirked.

Jordan gasped for the second time.

"Did too! She said you have duck lips and a lisp." Jordan pouted.

"Whatever. Teddy, she said you have a fat ass. Which by the way, you do not. She just can't handle the fact that you have more junk in the trunk than Cody will ever have."

"Psh, please...Cody will get that much junk in the trunk and he will look better."

"He will not!"

"Will too!"

Cody and Ted just shrugged and sat down, watching the girls go at it again, then Ted just smirked and chuckled.

'What?" Cody asked.

"Nothing."

Cody gave him a look. "Tell me."

Ted just chuckled again. "You do have duck lips." he smirked.

Cody groaned and rolled his eyes, then grabbed Jordan by the wrist and lead her to the door so they could leave.

"This isn't over!" Jordan said sticking her tongue out at Haley.

As soon as they left, Haley looked over at Ted.

"Nice job baby." Ted smirked.

"Pft, well it's the truth. I don't know how she can kiss him all the time. I'm afraid one day he'll quack on the poor girl or say afflack."

Ted laughed.

"Thank god I'm normal then."

"Oh, you are so not normal. You have a bionic ass." she winked as she headed off to the bathroom for a shower.

He shook his head in amusement. Thank god he was the better looking one.

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