Tori: Here's an interesting e-mail I recently received from someone who shall remain anonymous.

Makoto: Bwehehehe….

Tori: *holds head in hands* Fine then… It's not like anyone knows who you are anyway…

Makoto: *pouts*

Kegawa: Ouch! Tori-one. Makoto-nothing!

Makoto: AHHH! SCARY MUSE!!! *points at Ke* Kill it, Umō!

Umō: *swoops at Ke, who hides under table.

Ke: START THE FIC! START THE FIC!

[A/N: Makoto is a friend of mine from UchuTosuta who writes his own FanFics in his spare time. His muse is a Gyrfalcon named Umō, or 'Feathers']

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            It was a 2pm like any other when Duet knocked on Heero's door to ask if she could borrow his laptop. It took a little 'persuading', but eventually she stepped smugly out of the room, flipping her now-unbraided hair over one shoulder, with the lap top tucked under her arm.

            Duet hurried downstairs into the sunroom, and plopped down in one of the recliners, resting the computer on her knees. The monitor beeped to life and she double-clicked the tiny AnimeNation icon, typed [email protected] and her password, and waited for her mailbox to open.

            "You've got mail!" a chibi-Duet of horrible graphic designs cried and waved two little fans. "One new message!" it cheered. Duet clicked the letter in bold and began to read.

Hey, hey, baby! It's me, Makoto! Didn't think you'd escape me just be changing school, now did ya?

            Duet smiled. She always liked getting mail from people she'd met at different schools. Heero berated her for giving out any traceable information, but it wasn't the same address she used for missions, so she failed to see the harm in it. That is, until she read further…

Here's a fun little test I made! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!

            Makoto. She'd met him a while back in a school in Okinawa, Japan. He'd inadvertently provided them with enough information to prevent the school from being blow up during fifth period one day, so she figured she owed him an e-mail at least.

            He was always asking questions about this and that. 'Too curious,' Heero had said once after Makoto inquired about the electronics he'd come across while rooting through his book bag. But he was also very observant and intelligent. 'He probably knew we were the pilots…' Duet thought, but shrugged off the deeper thoughts so she could return to the inane message.

1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)

            Duet Julian¹ Maxine

2. Age (as precise as possible)

            15 years, 2 months, 6 days, 14 hours, 9 minutes, and 37, no, 38, no, 39… seconds

3. Location (precise)

            United Arab Empire in a huge mansion own by a good friend. Pbbth...!

4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend

            Relena/ ...whoever has something I want…

5. Favorite color

            Black

6. Favorite kind of socks

            Either toe socks, or my school socks

7. Favorite Types of Music

            Alternative, Ska, Punk, or JPop

8. Favorite Smells

            Quatre's tea, Trowa's cologne, motor oil (Heero's shorts), Wu Fei's sword polish (can we say 'instant high'?), and Duo's hair

9. Do you sing in the shower?

            Depends. Who's with me?

10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?

            Get offa me!

11. Can you drive?

            Not legally.

12. If so, do you drive fast?

            If you didn't get a clue from the above answer…

13. How often do you cry?

            Not often at all.

14. What's your favorite quote?

            "Don't eat plastic doughnuts."

15. Why?

            Because you just shouldn't! Those words of wisdom keep me going from day to day...

16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

            Only if the guys eat until they're full. ((Okay, okay… Coaty, the shaved lion. I thought the hair would grow back! He's from my mom and dad))

17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?

            "Just Because Love And War Are Both Bitches Doesn't Mean They're Related"

18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location  of kiss)

            In the sacristy of Maxwell Church, but my first REAL kiss was in the cockpit of a Leo

19. Who was it from?

            Duo, then Milliardo.

20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?

            Coffee, er, "In my dream world, the sky is green, the grass is blue, and you're no where in sight"

21. What's on your personal mug?

            The number two in permanent marker and the words "Property of the Starlight Hotel"

22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?

            "IT'S A GUNDAM!!!"

23. How do you respond?

            "Yep."

24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?

            Whoo! Now they're paying me to make out! ...hey…

25. If you were an animal, what would you be?

            A bird of prey

26. What's your future child's name?

            *grins* Depends. Una, Duell, Trinity, Quatrina, or Quinn. Or I might just have to adopt...

27. Do you like piña coladas?

            Hai!

28. And getting caught in the rain?

            Yeah, it's kinda romantic.

29. What's your computer's background?

            *changes Heero's background* ...a nekkid picture of Duo…

30. What's under your bed?

            A monster

31. What's in your closet?

            Skeletons

32. How many languages do you speak? (list)

            Six. English, Japanese, Spanish, German, Chinese, and HTML

33. What's you're favorite sport?

            BASKETBALL! What Gundam pilot doesn't love a good game of basketball?

34. If you play a sport, what is your number?

            33 since Duo wears 02

35.  When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?

            A fake name, my number, an anime drawing, and the 'empty set' sign

36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)

            Black Crowes "She Talks To Angels" Have you ever HEARD that song?

37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)

            Oh, so many! Probably "In Your Words Alone" by Midorikawa Hikaru or "Ai wa Ryuusei" by Nakahara Shigeru

38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)

            Besides ANY American pop song (what is N*SYNC smoking that they think they sound good?) uh… "Hakuna Matata" by dunno… Disney? Hate them!

39. Do you drink milk?

            Nope. Lactose Intolerant.

40. Have you ever eaten a bug?

            …

41. If so, how did it taste?

            Like chicken.

42. What's your favorite article of clothing?

            Mi ropa interior! And my big, baggy pants...

43. What's your favorite sound?

            Either the front door opening or my Gundam's engine revving

44. Have you ever been in love?

            Define 'love'

45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?

            Dark brown, chestnut, cinnamon brown, blonde, black, or platinum blonde

46. If you could change your name, what would it be?

            Rachel Z

47. Why?

            Cuz I think it might have been my birth name…

48. Do you know the muffin man?

            The muffin man?

49. Why did you fill this out?

            Because I have nothing better to do.

50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?

            Yes.

            Duet copied and pasted the letter she'd just typed and sent it to all the Gundam pilots. Then, she deleted all the answers she'd just typed and began filling it out as the Duet Maxine Makoto knew. Why risk one's life on an e-mail?