Obvious
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke x Naruto
Warnings: Short, no plot, slight OOC...er...yeah
FTOYWGAD: I should seriously be writing my History paper now. No, really. I'm failing that class. But I couldn't let this go. Not now.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Enjoy!
Scream.
THUD!
"Um…"
Leave! Sasuke thought as he glared at the pink-haired girl. Leave now!
Naruto was hyperventilating. "Sakura, this is not what it looks like!"
Why aren't you leaving?
"Um, it's okay Naruto, I'll just be leaving now."
Yes!
"No, come back!"
No!
"Sasuke and I were just…having a talk."
Nice.
"Oh. That's...good."
"Yeah."
"Um…"
"We're just friends."
"Of course."
"I hope you know that."
Friends that like to fuck. Together. A lot.
"And he was helping me with my World Culture class." A desperate finger pointed to the French Maid outfit.
"That's very nice of him."
Fuck yeah. It cost me four hundred dollars.
"And it was hot. Yeah, it was hot, so we took our clothes off."
"Completely understandable."
It's 44 degrees.
"And we got thirsty. This is milk."
"Yup, need to get that calcium."
Calcium from my dick.
"And that bottle there? It's lotion. I have a special skin condition and …"
"Yeah, I've read about that somewhere. Good thing you have the lotion."
Lotion that helps me slide in smoothly into that hot –
"S-so, we're just friends, okay?"
"Of course, Naruto, why wouldn't you guys be?"
Sigh of relief.
Great, now that that's all cleared up, LEAVE!
"Um…I'll see you two around. Bye!"
SLAM!
She heard them before she saw them. Then she screamed. In retrospect, that was a pretty stupid thing to do. After all, Sasuke was there! Going by how much he was glaring at her the entire time, she was surprised he hadn't hit her. And then there were Naruto's pathetic excuses. Honestly, the boy seriously needed to have some common sense - or at the least, lying techniques - drilled into him.
But the blonde seemed so convinced.
Because finding two panting boys, both naked, on a large bed with a French Maid outfit on the floor practically screamed "JUST FRIENDS!"
Just friends. Yeah, sure. And my breasts are real. Feh!
As if.
Next time, Sakura decided, I'll knock.
God, that stupid scream! Sasuke hated it. Mainly because it caught him off guard. Which resulted in Naruto banging his head on the headboard and him falling off the bed (a big blow to his ego as well). And so, the brunet watched, somewhat amused by the exchange of awkward words and obvious lies between the two. On one hand, he wanted to rip his hair off at how much of a bad liar Naruto was and on the other, he wanted Sakura to leave so he could finish what he fucking started!
Good, she's gone now. And Naruto…the idiot looks genuinely relieved. Does he really think she believed him?
"Man, that was close huh, Sasuke?"
Jesus Christ, Naruto.
FTOYWGAD: I can't believe you actually read this. I can't believe I wrote this WHEN I SHOULD BE STUDYING, DOING HOMEWORK, AND STUDYING! God, I hate myself! Please review if you don't want to me to die from overwork. :D
~Silver