This story I'm writing with my friend Kittie Reviewer. Most chapters are basically the random RP's we do together. Enjoy!

Chapter 1

Organization XIII is a group of Nobody's. Not nobody as in the insult, but nobody as a Nobody, beings without hearts. They all dwell in a world that doesn't exist, living in a castle that doesn't exist. The World that Never Was, and the Castle that Never Was. They all had one goal, and that was to get there hearts back. The only way to achieve that according to there leader was Kingdom Hearts, though there were called Organization XIII they weren't exactly very organized…

Roxas walked into the dinning room for breakfast just like any other morning. He was almost always the third person to come to breakfast in the morning, Xemnas and Marluxia being the other two. It wasn't long before Axel showed up, then one by one everyone came into the dinning room for breakfast.

"Axel what are you doing?" Roxas asked while he watched his friend hold his Coco Puffs cereal under a fire that he had in his other hand.

"My breakfast it too cold, so I'm warming it up," Axel replied as if it should have been obvious.

"Oh yeah, because cereal is considered a warm breakfast," Roxas joked sarcastically, and took a bite of his Lucky Charms.

The kitchen door swung open, and Xion stumbled in bleary eyed with a bed head. She was wearing mini shorts and a spaghetti strapped tang top, considering everyone else was wearing the organization uniform she was inappropriately dressed. Most of the organization didn't even look up as she entered because this was normal for her. She would stagger into the kitchen every morning wearing her pajamas, then Xemnas-

"Number Fourteen, you are out of uniform," the Superior informed her just like always.

Xion mumbled something inaudible, then sat down next to Roxas and grabbed the Honey Nut Cheerios and a bowl. Xemnas pinched the bridge of his nose; he had already decided that he couldn't make it through a day without a major migraine, but if only he could make it through breakfast. "Axel your puffs are boiling, I think it's hot enough," Larxene pointed out.

The next thing that happened was the contents of Axel's bowl blew up and boiling hot Coco Puffs few everywhere. Screams of pain and terror filled the kitchen, and then chaos followed.

Once order came to the kitchen and everyone had eaten, mission assignments were handed out in the Gray Area. "Guess what Roxas, you and I get to go to Halloween Town today," Axel told his friend as he silently read over his mission assignment paper.

This made the blonde groan as he looked at his own assignment, "I hate Halloween Town; it's so creepy," he shivered unconsciously.

"Well it's not two bad, just a collecting hearts mission," Axel offered then created a portal, "After you."

Roxas groaned again softly, and stood up. He was about to walk past Axel and go through the portal until Axel suddenly pushed him in the chest, not enough to knock him over, but enough to make him stumble back. "Two slow, now you have to catch me," he yelled childishly and ran through the portal.

"Hey! Get back here!" Roxas laughed and ran after him.

Saïx looked at them with disapproval; he was still amazed on how childish his old friend could be. It didn't help that he became Roxas's mentor, seems hanging with the younger ones doesn't help him mature any faster.

A portal appeared in the Town Square at Halloween Town, Axel and Roxas walked out of it. Axel looked pretty comfortable, though Roxas looked pretty shaken up. He kept glancing around nervously and rubbing his palms together. "But Axel, what if those kids try and prank me again. They always sneak up on me," Roxas was saying.

"Would you relax Roxas, you're giving me a headache," Axel complained. "If they try and prank you again then I'll deal with them myself."

With that the two started killing every heartless in site, trying to make the quota. While they were in the graveyard, Axel was killing the heartless by the gate while Roxas was over by the coffin. Neither were paying attention to what the other was doing, and Axel had just finished slaying the last of the heartless. "Trick or Treat," suddenly came a trio of voices.

"Huh?" Axel turned around then BAM! A lit pumpkin was thrown at his face and blew up. "ARRRR! What was that for!" he yelled at them angrily.

"Run away!" three small kids dressed up in costumes all fled from the scene.

"Hey get back here," Axel got ready to ran after then and teach them a thing or two.

"Axel what are you doing," Roxas's voice made him stop.

"Did you just see what happened?"

"No what happened?"

"Those brats just threw a pumpkin at me."

"A-huh yeah sure," Roxas said, clearly not believing him then glared thinking that his friend was mocking him.

"No I'm serious, it really happened."

"Let's just keep going, we're almost finished."

Axel sighed heavily and picked up a box, "Well that seems to be all the heartless, but we should check in all of these boxes and stuff, sometimes they hide." He opened the box and a scary toy popped out laughing madly at him. This made the pyro scream in a way that sounded like a little girl. When he regained his composure, Roxas was rolling on the ground laughing.

"Shut up!"

"I can't believe it they got me again!" Axel shouted rubbing the last remains of pumpkin explosion from his face.

Roxas just sighed. After getting pranked by the three trick or treater's five times, surprise toy attacks that scared him witless, and being hung by his feet from a tree to be used as a human pinyada, Axel looked about ready to kill someone. "You say I word about this to anyone, and you will meet a fiery end," Axel threatened him.

The boy raised his hands in surrender and was wise not to say anything. "Lets just hurry and RCT, I've never been happier to end a mission- and no snarky comments about how I was the one telling you that this world wasn't that bad, or you'll be sorry," Axel told the blonde as he opened his mouth to speak. Roxas remained wise and stayed silent.

They both went through the dark portal and was back in the castle in no time. By the time they got back from the mission, it was time for dinner. Everyone always headed for the kitchen after missions because generally all missions were supposed to end around dinner time. It was always the calmest meal of the day, though lunch gave it a run for its money. But that was only because most of the members were on missions when it was lunch time, though there was a fare share of chaos at lunch for off duty members. The reason dinner was usually calmer then the others were because everyone was tired after missions.

It was instantly noticed that Axel was in a bad mood at the dinner table, and they all knew that when Axel was in a bad mood it was best to leave him alone. Though some members coughDemyxcough wasn't very smart and didn't know where to draw the line, "What's wrong with Axel?" he whispered to Roxas.

"He got showed up on a mission," Roxas replied simply ignoring the fact that Axel glared at him.

Demyx just burst out laughing, "Oh that rich, I wish I could have been there to see that!"

Axel gave both blondes a look that said, 'your dead.' Later on after dinner Axel convinced Roxas that he forgave Roxas but he still needed to get Demyx back. "So what are you going to do?" Roxas asked. Axel smirked devilishly and whispered something in Roxas's ear. After a moment the boy's eye's widened with shock.

"Are you sure we should be doing this, it might get him killed," Roxas was still showing doubt in this plan.

"If he does then he deserves it," was Axel's simple answer then he knocked on the Melodious Nocturne's door.

A moment later it opened and Demyx appeared in the doorway with his sitar in hand, "Hey guys what's up?"

"Hey there buddy, there's something we need you do to…" Axel said.

An hour later a loud scream of anger game from Larxene's room, she burst out of the room completely soaked, "DEMYX I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" she screeched.

Demyx squeaked in fright and made a run for his life. Larxene ran after him. Axel and Roxas were around the corner laughing hysterically. Marluxia passed by, "You tricked Demyx into flooding Larxene's room?" he asked in surprised.

Both of them nodded there heads laughing too hard to speak, and holding the stitches in there sides. Axel was the first to regain his composure and looked at the younger nobody seriously. "Well… I finished with Demyx, now its time to get back at you."

Roxas stopped laughing and looked at his friend, worry in his eyes. "I thought you said that you forgave me?"

"Oh I did, but that doesn't mean to I won't get back at you."

"No Axel please forgive and forget, you how it goes…"

Half hour later Axel was standing outside a closet door in the open hallway smirking devilishly. There was a set of Organization ropes in his hand, "Come on Axel please just give me my close back," Roxas's voice pleaded from inside the closet.

"Not a chance, you going to have to figure out another way to get back to your room."

"Axel please I'm sorry, I'll never do it again."

"Have fun Roxas, and don't forget you have to pass both Larxene's and Xion's room to get back to yours," Axel reminded him and walked away with the clothes still in his hands.

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