COMEDY! Disclaimer-I don't own the show Smallville or its characters.
This is just something to make you laugh.
Walking to the bus
Pete-Oh yeah, I'm Will Smith, oh yeah, uh-huh
Clark-What the hell?
Pete-Sorry, but I only get two lines...I guess I'm done!
Clark-Thank God!
Chloe-Ok, I need to write a story on this, I'm going to the Torch
Clark-We need to go to school first
Chloe-Oh yeah!
They get on bus, Pete has his hand over his mouth.
School
Lana-Whitney, my parents are dead
Whitney-I know
Lana-THERE GONE
Whitney-Really?
Lana-I don't have parents...AH!
Clark-Are you ok Lana?
Lana-My parents are dead!
Clark-Its been 12 years...
Lana-And they haven't came back! How rude!
Kwan walks up to Chloe.
Kwan-You wrote about them again
Chloe-What are you going to do about it?
Kwan rolls up the paper.
Kwan-I'll some after you...AHHHH
Kwan charges after her with the rolled up paper.
Chloe-OH NO! HELP! CLLAAAARRKKK!!!
Kwan-The boy you like?
Chloe-Yeah, he saves my life a lot, but I'm to stupid to ask him about it
Clark runs in.
Clark-CHLOE! I was talking to Lana! I care about her more then you ok?
Chloe-I feel so USED!
Kwan-I get that feeling a lot
The other two just stare at him...just stare!
Whitney's car
Whitney-Oh no! I'm going to get in another accident!
Pees his pants.
Whitney-Oh no! Now I'm wet!
Lex's Mansion
Lex-Victoria, I'm sick of your faint accent, and your bad in bed!
Victoria-I just wanted to get your company!
Lex pulls out a gun, but before shooting looks around to make sure Clark isn't around.
Victoria-HELP!
Clark comes running in
Clark-What's going on!?
Lex-I was just going to shoot her
Clark-Good! I got here right in time to watch!
Lex-That's my boy!
Victoria-Your suppose to block the bullet Clark!
Clark-Why? You are taking Lex away from me! He's mine now!
Lex-I'm proud of you, here, we can shoot her together
Clark-YEAHHHH!
Right then, a meteor goes threw the ceiling of the house, and crashes, smashes, and squishes Victoria.
Clark-Finally, a meteor came in handy for me!
This is just something to make you laugh.
Walking to the bus
Pete-Oh yeah, I'm Will Smith, oh yeah, uh-huh
Clark-What the hell?
Pete-Sorry, but I only get two lines...I guess I'm done!
Clark-Thank God!
Chloe-Ok, I need to write a story on this, I'm going to the Torch
Clark-We need to go to school first
Chloe-Oh yeah!
They get on bus, Pete has his hand over his mouth.
School
Lana-Whitney, my parents are dead
Whitney-I know
Lana-THERE GONE
Whitney-Really?
Lana-I don't have parents...AH!
Clark-Are you ok Lana?
Lana-My parents are dead!
Clark-Its been 12 years...
Lana-And they haven't came back! How rude!
Kwan walks up to Chloe.
Kwan-You wrote about them again
Chloe-What are you going to do about it?
Kwan rolls up the paper.
Kwan-I'll some after you...AHHHH
Kwan charges after her with the rolled up paper.
Chloe-OH NO! HELP! CLLAAAARRKKK!!!
Kwan-The boy you like?
Chloe-Yeah, he saves my life a lot, but I'm to stupid to ask him about it
Clark runs in.
Clark-CHLOE! I was talking to Lana! I care about her more then you ok?
Chloe-I feel so USED!
Kwan-I get that feeling a lot
The other two just stare at him...just stare!
Whitney's car
Whitney-Oh no! I'm going to get in another accident!
Pees his pants.
Whitney-Oh no! Now I'm wet!
Lex's Mansion
Lex-Victoria, I'm sick of your faint accent, and your bad in bed!
Victoria-I just wanted to get your company!
Lex pulls out a gun, but before shooting looks around to make sure Clark isn't around.
Victoria-HELP!
Clark comes running in
Clark-What's going on!?
Lex-I was just going to shoot her
Clark-Good! I got here right in time to watch!
Lex-That's my boy!
Victoria-Your suppose to block the bullet Clark!
Clark-Why? You are taking Lex away from me! He's mine now!
Lex-I'm proud of you, here, we can shoot her together
Clark-YEAHHHH!
Right then, a meteor goes threw the ceiling of the house, and crashes, smashes, and squishes Victoria.
Clark-Finally, a meteor came in handy for me!