COMEDY! Disclaimer-I don't own the show Smallville or its characters.

This is just something to make you laugh.

Walking to the bus

Pete-Oh yeah, I'm Will Smith, oh yeah, uh-huh

Clark-What the hell?

Pete-Sorry, but I only get two lines...I guess I'm done!

Clark-Thank God!

Chloe-Ok, I need to write a story on this, I'm going to the Torch

Clark-We need to go to school first

Chloe-Oh yeah!

They get on bus, Pete has his hand over his mouth.

School

Lana-Whitney, my parents are dead

Whitney-I know

Lana-THERE GONE

Whitney-Really?

Lana-I don't have parents...AH!

Clark-Are you ok Lana?

Lana-My parents are dead!

Clark-Its been 12 years...

Lana-And they haven't came back! How rude!

Kwan walks up to Chloe.

Kwan-You wrote about them again

Chloe-What are you going to do about it?

Kwan rolls up the paper.

Kwan-I'll some after you...AHHHH

Kwan charges after her with the rolled up paper.

Chloe-OH NO! HELP! CLLAAAARRKKK!!!

Kwan-The boy you like?

Chloe-Yeah, he saves my life a lot, but I'm to stupid to ask him about it

Clark runs in.

Clark-CHLOE! I was talking to Lana! I care about her more then you ok?

Chloe-I feel so USED!

Kwan-I get that feeling a lot

The other two just stare at him...just stare!

Whitney's car

Whitney-Oh no! I'm going to get in another accident!

Pees his pants.

Whitney-Oh no! Now I'm wet!

Lex's Mansion

Lex-Victoria, I'm sick of your faint accent, and your bad in bed!

Victoria-I just wanted to get your company!

Lex pulls out a gun, but before shooting looks around to make sure Clark isn't around.

Victoria-HELP!

Clark comes running in

Clark-What's going on!?

Lex-I was just going to shoot her

Clark-Good! I got here right in time to watch!

Lex-That's my boy!

Victoria-Your suppose to block the bullet Clark!

Clark-Why? You are taking Lex away from me! He's mine now!

Lex-I'm proud of you, here, we can shoot her together

Clark-YEAHHHH!

Right then, a meteor goes threw the ceiling of the house, and crashes, smashes, and squishes Victoria.

Clark-Finally, a meteor came in handy for me!