This story takes place 16 months after the ireunite with Missy episode. Missy is back and seeks for revenge on Sam.

Sam's POV

I walked into the icarly studio, like every Friday we were getting ready to do icarly, and the dork; Freddie gets behind the camera and films us.

"You're late Sam, again." Carly told me annoyed.

I just rolled my eyes. "Whatever, let's just start the show." I said. By now I was used to Carly getting annoyed with me for being a 'little' late. But hey it wasn't my fault that I got hungry and had to stop somewhere for a snack.

"Sam, is that a double grill cheese burger with bacon and pork chops?" Carly asked as she noticed me taking what I ordered from a close by fast food restaurant

"Can't a girl eat?" I asked not really wanting to talk right now. I just wanted to enjoy my food; can't icarly wait for until I'm finished eating?

"Not when we're about to start the show." Fredork said.

I smirked and walked over to him. "I can't Fredlumps, but maybe you could finish for me." I said putting the hamburger near his face.

Freddie looked a little confused and shocked. "What?" I know that he could tell I was up to something, he has known me long enough.

"Sam, no, don't!" He begged when he realized what I was going to do. I shoved the burger right in his mouth and rubbed my filthy hands that had ketchup on his hair.

"Okay, I'm ready." I said turning to face Carly. She looked annoyed, she was tired of me always bullying Freddie, but can you really blame me? I mean look at him; he's a dork. I can't see why anyone would want to ever be his friend anyway, especially Carly. She's too good for him.

Anyway we started the show, we did 'Baby Spencer' This time we shoved some burrito beans and chilly salsa down his diaper, then we did our next segment, 'What am I sitting on, Freddie was the victim this time and We made another bet. The bet was if he guessed wrong, I get to wedgie hang him from a flag pole in front of the entire school, which I would enjoy. But if he was right, I have to be nice to him for an entire week. I sure hope he's wrong.

Freddie was wrong, he was sitting on an umbrella and he thought he was sitting on a twig. When the show ended I walked over to Freddie and rubbed his shoulders. "Guess who's going to become a number one laughing stalk on Monday?" I told him mockingly.

He just looked at me with disgust. "No fair." He whined.

Monday came, and Freddie got wedgie hanged from the flagpole outside of the school. Everyone was pointing and laughing at him, except for Carly. I was really cracking up, especially when I saw his cheeks light up a bright red from embarrassment. "You have crossed the line this time puckett!" He shouted.

I just laughed. "Yeah right Fredfreak."

I followed everyone inside the building and had my ears blocked as Carly was yelling at me for being so cruel to Freddie, but like I mentioned earlier, could you really blame me?

So anyway I sat down at my desk in the back of the classroom, I grabbed for my backpack and got out a light pink book, okay it was a diary. Not my idea. It was a birthday gift I got from Carly 3 years ago. Ever since I got the book I just felt the need to write down all my 'feelings' and secrets. Oh pu-lease like I really have any. But I had to make some use out of it; after all it was from Carly Shay my best friend in the whole wide world. If I can tolerate being around a dork like Freddie then I can tolerate one silly little book.

I began to write and doodle as Miss. Briggs went on about a lesson that I can really care less about. I went off into my own world as she began to blow on her bagpipes and irritate the whole class.

Dear Diary

Okay I'm sure you all want to know what I just wrote; well it's none of your business. You see that's why it's called a diary, DUH.

I saw a red headed girl dressed in pink clothes enter the classroom. It was that little Missy mutt who tried to get rid of me in order to be Carly's 'only best friend' I wonder if she still held a grudge against me. Carly ignored her; she had wanted nothing to do with the little mutt.

Missy's POV

I entered the classroom and plopped down on a desk next to Carly's. "Hey Shay, long time no see." I told her.

She just looked up at me irritated but still tried to be friendly. "Oh hey Missy."

I could tell that she didn't want to be bothered, but soon that was going to change. I just need to have my revenge on Sam then I would be the happiest person alive. Something caught my attention, something strange and unusual, Sam Puckett was actually writing in a diary. I could tell it was a diary, but what was she writing about? I wondered. Maybe there were some humiliating secrets that I could get a hold of and blackmail her into doing what I want so I won't expose her precious secrets to the entire school.

"Okay class you are now dismissed." Miss. Briggs said noticing the time on the clock. It was free period. I watched as Sam lifted up her backpack and left the classroom, Carly went after her of course. A big smug appeared my face as I saw that Sam had axadently left her diary on the desk.

"Oh thank you god!" I silently shouted to myself. Now I could finally get my revenge on the little troll. I went over to her desk and picked up the diary. I put it in my backpack and left the classroom.

Carly and Sam were too engrossed in a conversation they were having to remember anything about a book, Freddie was having lunch with Gibby, he had moved because Carly and Sam's conversations were getting too girlie for him to handle.

I began to read Miss. Sam Puckette's diary, page by page, enjoying every single thing I was reading. I found out more about her as I continued reading.

Dear diary

Today when I came home my mom slammed me into a wall and started beating on me.

She told me that she hated my guts and that it's my entire fault daddy left us when I was little.

No one in this world understands me except for my good friend Carly Shay, and that is why I

Respect her so much. She's always there for me; she always has my back and sticks up for me.

If we weren't friends I probably would have killed myself at some point in my life. I mean who wants

to continue living if they're only going to get abused by people who are supposed to love and take care

Of them?

Missy turned to the next page

Dear Diary

My twin sister Melanie is coming over to visit again. I remember the last time she came over Carly's,

Freddie thought it was really me trying to pull another prank on him. My sister is so perfect in every way

that it makes me sick. She's the complete opposite of me. Mom may hate me but she doesn't hate Melanie,

as a matter of fact she loves her, I mean who doesn't, she's everything that I'm not. And I have to put on a tough act

just to protect myself from this cruel and evil world that we're living in.

Dear diary

I put a dead fish in Freddie's locker so as revenge he handcuffed me to Gibby, and I swore that I would have my revenge.

I over heard Freddie in the icarly studio confessing to Carly that he has never had his first kiss. So on the next icarly I revealed his

secret to the world, and he became a laughing stalk the next day at school, not just school, when people walked by on sidewalks they would point and laugh and say "There's Baby Benson the guy who has never kissed a girl!" Because of the teasing Freddie stopped going to school, or anywhere in public, he would just sit by himself on the fire escape depressed and wouldn't even talk to his mom.

He blew of two icarly rehearsals; this went on for about a week. then it was Friday again. I was late, I asked where Fredweird is and Carly confronted me and told me how bad I hurt him, and I actually felt guilty. So when we were live, I apologized and I told people to leave Freddie alone and I'm sure not everyone has been kissed then I admitted that I have never kissed anyone either. So if they want to tease anyone about it to tease me. Which is a bad idea unless you live near a hospital. I went over to Freddie's apartment and told his mom I wanted to see him. I went over to the balcony.

I heard some nice music playing on his ipod. I think it was called Running away by Am or something. Anyway I apologized for humiliating him and other pranks I pulled in the past, that doesn't mean I'm going to stop, I'll just apologize every few years so I can start fresh again. We talked for awhile and actually got along for once without killing each other. We actually agreed on something, that the whole 'first kiss' thing is dumb, and we also wished that we could find out what having a first kiss is like, so Freddie suggested that we should kiss so we could both get it over with. So He leaned in closer to me and we locked lips for about seven or eight seconds. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

It was actually kind of (Gags) Nice. (Gags again) We complimented each other, then as I was about to leave Freddie said "Hey." With a big smile on his face then he told me that he hates me, I told him that I hated him too, then I left. Tomorrow we were going to go back to being enemies again.

I smiled. The next page explained about how Carly found out about the kiss months later.

Dear Diary

I haven't been to the dentist in twelve years, and one of my perminate teeth fell out on icarly when I bit into a squash.

Carly took me to the dentist; I was a problem so they put me on laughing gas. When they were finished filling in all my cavities I

was still a little loopy from being on laughing gas and told Carly about my secret kiss with Freddie. Carly went angry that we were keeping a secret from her, so we agreed to all be 'honesed' with each other. She asked us questions like how long was it then she asked if we liked it. That question was never answered cause Spencer barged in before we could answer. And we struggled to break free from the duck tape.

I read the whole Diary, now I can finally have her revenge on Sam, and I know just what to do. I remembered a conversation with Carly at lunch two years back. I know that Sam can't stand Freddie and smiled.

When lunch was over, I saw Sam at her locker putting books away, when she looked in her backpack, she realized her diary was missing.

"Oh no!" She panicked.

I knew that she was going to try to go back to class and get it, but it was too late for that. Her diary with all her little 'precious secrets' were in the palm of my hands now.

I walked over to her smirking. "Looking for something Puckett?" I asked holding up the pink diary.

Sam's POV

I turned and I was face to face with Missy Robinson, the last person I wanted to see. "You have my diary?" I asked.

"That's right, and you're not getting it back either. Must be sad to have a mother who treats you like dirt."

"You read it too?" I said out loud.

She had that evil sickening smirk on her face. Oh how I could just punch her right now. I got ready to charge at the little mutt but she stopped me.

"Sam, You can beat me up, but I will just tell the whole school about everything that I read in your diary. Now you can be a good girl and cooperate with me."

I listened. What could be worse than her revealing my secrets to the entire school? I would do anything to keep my secrets. She continued as she saw I was listening.

"If you want me to keep quite about you're little secrets then for 'three whole months you must be Freddie Benson's girlfriend and go out with him." She told me.

I just wanted to spit in her face right now. Me Sam Puckett go out with Freddie Benson? Was this chick nuts. Not in a million years would I date the little dork.

"What?"

"I know how much you hate and can't stand him, so this will be perfect revenge on you for stealing my best friend." She explained with hatred.

She continued. "It's your choice Puckett. And you better decide now."

I took in a big deep breath. I just wanted to kill this chick so bad right now, I just wished I had a dagger, knife or sword to stab her with right now, being in jail for the rest of my life would totally be worth it.

"Three months?" I asked wanting to make sure that was all it was.

She nodded.

I sighed. "Fine. Three months Missy. I'll go out with Fredweird for three months and if you still expose my secrets than you're dead!" I threatened.

She just smirked.

I walked away and headed for class. I couldn't help but think that a part of me did want to go out with Freddie. I just shrugged of the feeling of me actually wanting to date a dork.

Freddie was sitting in second row near the front; I scribbled down a little note and threw it at him.

"Sam!" He cried out annoyed.

He quietly read the note in his head, it said:

Fredweird, we need to talk, meet me at Carly's

place after school.