This has no relation to the storylines in the show, just a bit a fun! Please let me know what you think :)

DISCLAIMER: They are not mine, I'm just borrowing them.

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Chapter 1

"What the bloody 'ell are you doing!"

"Come on Gene, we need to look like we fit in. You can't stay at the bar all night."

"Why the 'ell not? I 'appen to like staying at the bar."

Alex glared at him with a small pout etched on her face. When they had been asked to help out on an undercover operation Alex jumped at the chance but she was now beginning to regret her decision. They had been in the club for nearly two hours, they were getting nowhere with the operation and Gene had refused to move from the bar stool, fully intent on getting completely drunk. Alex had finally snapped and grabbed his hand then proceeded to drag him into the middle of the dance floor.

"No Bolly, let go o' me." Alex smiled seductively as she draped her arms around Gene's neck and moved her face closer to his.

"Now Gene..." She emphasized his name as she whispered in his ear. "Why don't you just enjoy it?"

"If you say so Bols." It was his turn to start playing games. He slowly traced his fingertips down her back, sending shivers up her spine, before letting his hands rest on her bum and pulling her body closer so that their hips pressed against each other. Gene dropped his head and caught her ear lobe between his teeth; if the music hadn't been so loud he would have heard Alex gasp. "If you say so." He repeated, his breath tickling the skin behind Alex's ear.

"So can you see the suspects?" Two could play at those games and Alex wasn't going to let Gene win as she softly played with the hair on the back of his neck and placed a chaste kiss on his jaw.

"I can but 'm in danger o' becoming distracted." Gene tightened his grip on Alex's bum and nibbled on her ear again.

"Really? Why might that be?" Alex knew she shouldn't be encouraging him but, if she was honest, the past two hours had been beyond boring, even if she had spent it with Gene Hunt. If this was the only fun they'd have that evening then she was certainly going to make the most of it.

"Like you don't know Bolly. Now stop playing silly beggars and concentrate, the suspects are on the move." Gene grabbed Alex's hand and dragged her back over to the bar. As Gene ordered them some drinks Alex glanced around the club, keeping an eye on the suspects who were sat at the end of the bar. The barman returned with their drinks and Gene gently slipped his arm around Alex's waist, causing her to gasp again. Alex cursed herself for being so obvious and Gene smirked as he picked up his glass.

"Sorry Bols didn't mean to make you jump." Alex glared at him as he winked at her whilst tracing small circles on her hip.

"Bastard." It was said quietly but Gene had heard it. Before Alex knew it Gene had spun her round and pinned her against the bar. His hands were holding her hips as he placed a trail of kisses up her neck, causing Alex to close her eyes at the sudden contact and bite her lip to stop herself from moaning.

"Now who's getting distracted Drake?" Gene laughed as he looked at Alex, hands still pinning her to the bar. Alex nervously glanced around the club, suddenly very aware that this display of affection was happening in front of a room full of people. She watched the suspects for a few moments as they finished their drinks and began to move away from the bar. Alex looked back up at Gene, his breath tickling her face and she had to bite back a smile, determined not to lose this battle. She seductively traced her fingers down the bare skin showing in the v of Gene's shirt then grabbed hold of his tie and pulled him away from the bar.

"Bolly, what you doin' now?" Gene spoke hesitantly but still kept a firm grip on her hips. Alex didn't reply and continued to drag him across the dance floor, towards the toilets. As Alex's hand reached out to push the door to the men's toilet open Gene stopped walking, causing the tie to tighten around his neck and he coughed slightly before grabbing hold of Alex's wrist.

"What the fuck..." Was all Gene managed to say before Alex pulled him through the doorway and laced her arms around his neck. The few men who had previously looked alarmed at their sudden entrance turned away again and then left them to it.

"I ain't shagging you in here Bolly. Now control yourself woman, we've got work to do."

"We are working Gene." Alex whispered, fingers playing with the soft hair on the back of Gene's neck. Gene nervously glanced around the toilets; checking no-one was around then turned back to Alex. His only reply was a mumble of something incoherent before Alex then dragged him into the empty cubicle and locked the door.

"Will you just shut up?" Alex placed her hand over Gene's mouth as he tried to protest to her rather forward behaviour. Gene glared at her before flicking his tongue across the palm of her hand in an attempt to get her off him. Alex punched him lightly in the chest and wiped her hand across his chest. "You're disgusting."

"You love it really." Gene growled. "Now, care to explain why you've suddenly decided to have your wicked way with me in the middle of a job? And in the men's bogs, didn't think it was your kind of thing Drake?"

"Like I said before, we are working." Gene frowned at her and Alex added, "I know you find it hard but just listen."

Gene didn't have to wait long to realise why his DI had unceremoniously dragged him into the toilet cubicle. The voices of the two suspects they had been following filled the room as the toilet door shut. Gene wasn't going to voice his opinion but Alex Drake could be very cunning when she wanted to be. The two men stopped talking as another group enter the toilets and the loud chatting gave Alex the opportunity to speak.

"You need to make some noises." She whispered.

"What!" Gene hissed.

"They need to think we're shagging each other senseless and you don't do that in silence." Alex pushed Gene up against the cubicle door causing it to shake slightly and the men outside cheered. "Or has it been so long that the 'Gene Genie' can't remember?"

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