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** Criticism always welcome!

An AUNT?

This story is a Fruits Basket, Harry Potter, Bleach, and Naruto Cross. Kyoko, Lily (Sayuri), Kushina, and Nanami are sisters. They split up after Whirlpool was destroyed. Kyoko and Lily went to the outside, and where adopted. Lily became a witch and married James Potter and had a son named Harry before she was killed by the Dark Lord, and Harry was taken in by Lily's adoptive sister Petunia. Kyoko became a Yankee know as the Red Butterfly, married a Honda and was disowned by her adoptive parents, she had a baby girl named Torhu, who went to live with the Sohma's after her mother was killed by a car. Kushina and Nanami stayed in the Elemental Countries, and Kushina met and fell in love with Minato, and had a baby named Naruto. She died in childbirth and Minato died after sealing the Kuubi into Naruto. Nanami was placed on team 13 and her teammates were Iruka, and Hanatoro.

After her sister's death and being informed that Naruto had not survived the sealing, The Third Hokage sent Nanami and Hanataro on a 16 year long mission. Nanami was to sail around other unknown places and map and study the local fauna. And Hanataro was to infiltrate Soul Society and learn its techniques. Iruka was kept as insurance in the village to help ensure that they would come back and not go missing nin.

Then to keep Iruka to busy to send a letter to either of his teammates after he found that Naruto was still alive, the Third had him take on a teaching job and work in the missions room, and when he was off he had missions of his own. In short the Hokage almost killed Iruka with exhaustion, he barely even had to time to eat. And after the Third died he was swamped with paperwork and other things that needed to be done to help get the village back on its feet and into shape. Plus it didn't help that he was still a chuunin and the jounins were not to happy with him, because of the way he spoke up at the chuunin exams, so they basically made all his work triple. For the last month or so Iruka has been working himself to an early grave, he hasn't been eating or sleeping because the last thing he wants is to prove to the jounin that he can't handle it. It was June 1rst when things began to change, and all hell broke loose.

"Look. I can not accept this report. You have to do it over." Iruka said in clipped tones at the female jounin.

"Know your place chunin!" she yelled.

Iruka shot to his feet, "I do. And its to make sure that the reports on missions are at least halfway decent. Which yours are not. So do them again."

Iruka moved to hand back her report again, when she pulled out a kuni, and pointed it towards his throat. Before another word could be said or another party could interfere there was a blast of killing intent so full of rage the jounins present in the mission room wanted to curl up in a fetal position and hide under their beds for a month, crying for their mothers. The killing intent seemed to take a physical presence and slammed into the female jounin hard enough to throw her into the wall and make her pass out. Only then did the heavy aura of the KI start to fade. A women strolled farther into the room from her position by the door.

Iruka blinked then he whispered, "Nanami?". The woman, her mouth stretched into a taut line, with green eyes snapping, looked at Iruka and froze.

"Ru?" she breathed. The next minute Iruka flew over the mission desk, and Nanami flew towards Iruka and they collided. "OH MY GOD! YOUR ALIVE!" ,they shouted.

"Hey don't forget me." a man said. Iruka and Nanami turned as one saw Hanataro, and yelled, "Hana!" and they glomped him in record time. And then something sort of unexpected happened. Iruka and Hanataro passed out. Nanami frowned, shook her head, blinked took a closer look at her two teammates and, "Oh hell no! What in the flaming furnaces of hell did you two idiots get yourselves into to wind up practically on death doorstep?" She then bypassed a lady with a huge bust to head out of the missions room, with a clone holding Hana as she held Ru.

"Step aside please. I need a med-nin pronto." Nanami stated.

"I am a med-nin. And I am the Hokage. The Fifth to be exact." Tsunade stated.

" The Fifth? What happened to Jiji? Ah never mind could you please check out my teammates please? They fainted, and they look really really thin. Oh and you may want to get Anbu in here. That loco bitch in here attack Iruka. She is obviously not in her right state of mind or she maybe an enemy; after all no leaf ninja attacks one of their own. That isn't Will of Fire-ish at all." Nanami finished the long sentence without having to stop and draw another breath.

"Put them down here."Tsunade stated and her hands started to grow green as she checked over the two males. To pass the time and because she was curious she asked, "Iruka and this other young man and you were teammates, Miss ah..?"

"Nanami, Uzumaki Nanami. And thats Hanataro Yamada. And yes we were all on a genin team together. Team 13 actually. The only team 13 in all of Konoha history. We are very good too at what we do. Hmm...Oh! Right now that we are all together again we can finally take the jounin exams. See we had promised to take the exams together. Cause we are all each other has. We're family." once Nanami finished with her running commentary, she noticed Tsunade's ashen face. "What's wrong?"

"Uzumaki?" exclaimed Tsunade.

"Yuppers! Why are you so surprised?"

"But Naruto..."

Nanami let out a long sigh, "Yes I was his aunt. I was his mother's youngest sibling. Now please refrain from bringing up such painful memories. How I dearly wish he was still alive, at least then I'd have something to remember Kushina by."

Tsunade then fainted. " What in the pincushions is going on? Why is every-one fainting?" Nanami roared.

"Um...pincushions?" questioned a jounin, who looked uncertain that he actually wanted to know.

"Yes pincushions. Why? Simple. We ninja are pincushions all our lives until we take one kuni, one pin, too many. So yes pincushions." a frowning and slightly thoughtful, but mostly agitated Nanami stated.

She then made two clones had them pick up Tsunade and Hanataro, while she herself grabbed Iruka and proceeded to cart the collapsed shinobi to the hospital.

Nanami mean Seven Seas.

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