I do not own Naruto already!

Chapter Four

"Oh, Jashin!" Aimee groaned. "My head hurts."

"Your head?" Brit spat, any pretense of a good mood gone. "What about my poor, aching ass?"

"It cushioned your fall," Karolina shot back, climbing to her feet. "Now what the hell happened?"

"We fell," Sam replied, stating the obvious.

"I think we realized that already," Katy growled, leaving everyone to wonder when she had showed up to begin with.

"Am I the only one who noticed that we look like cartoon characters?" Frogger asked, still slightly dazed from having fallen on her head.

Everyone froze at that and felt the need to examine themselves and everyone else.

Karolina looked down, finding herself dressed in one of the sluttiest outfits she'd ever seen. Decked in fishnet, with only a skimpy dress keeping her from flashing the world, she ran a hand through her now midnight hair. "Where the hell did my clothes go?" she demanded. feeling something on her forehead, she yanked down what appeared to be a ninja headband, acting as a perfect mirror. Silver eyes stared back at her. "Oh my god!"

"Why are you shrieking?" Sam demanded, rubbing a lump on her head from when she fell. "Oh my god, it's fucking cold out!"

"That would be due to the fact that you are wearing almost nothing," Jen grumbled.

Sam looked down, finding herself dressed head-to-toe in fishnet, a pair of black short shorts and a crop top barely covering her. "Oh dear, I look like a stripper," she said, lowering her head so that her black hair shielded her green, catlike eyes.

"We look like anime!" Aimee squealed, jumping up and down in another overly skimpy outfit; her's consisting of a black mini-skirt and a crop top. Her black hair bounced around her head, almost poking her onyx eyes.

"More like twelve year old sluts," Karolina snorted.

"Speak for yourself," Frogger muttered, shaking her pea green hair out of her mudd colored eyes. "

"Shut your fucking trap, toad face!" she shrieked, ludging to attack, only to be held back by Brit and Katy.

"She is right though," Jen informed Aimee. "You do look like sluts."

"At least we don't look scary like you!"

And indeed, Jen did look somewhat more intimidating than the others. Long black bangs hung in front of scarlet eyes, while she was decked out in fishnet and a checkered skirt. Her black top did have some questionable red spots, but for our own comfort we will assume that that was the original design and not Jen's 'personal alteration.'

"What's wrong with looking a little sluttish? This is how I like to dress," Laura said, more than pleased. Her brown hair flowed almost innocently around her face, highlighting her strangely purple eyes. The outward appearance of innocence was immediately shattered when she began to smirk (pervertedly I might add) at everyone's reactions.

"You're all insane," Brit muttered under her breath.

"Anyone else notice we're not speaking English?" Karolina asked. (Say no to dubbing!)

"I think it's japanese..." Jen contributed while everyone else stared back blankly.

"Alright, listen up!" Karolina ordered. "If we are speaking japanese we are going to need new names."

"But-" Brit tried to argue.

"Silence, damn it!" Sam glared.

"Thank you. Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, we're speaking japanese, so wouldn't japanese identities be more useful to us until we figure out where we are?"

Blank stares...

"Oh, just nodd dammit!" she snapped. "Of all the people I had to fall into another demension with..."

"Fine," Jen said, quicker on the upkeep. "Call me Hikari."

"Okay, then I'm Kari!" Laura exclaimed.

"Then I want to be Etsuko!" Aimee piped up.

"Um, I'll be Ayu," Katy, who no one had really noticed yet, added.

"I might as well be Yuki," Brit muttered.

"Then I'm Ilki!" Sam proclaimed.

"And I'm Mirani," Karolina decided.