Hello everyone! I've been mulling over this idea for the past month, and I played the video game this morning, finally deciding to turn it into something. Read it, like it, love it, and review it. Constructive criticism is welcomed, but no flames. Enjoy!

"So, what was your name again?" the annoying captain asked. I gave him a look over my shoulder from the rail of the ship. "When did I ever mention my name to you?"

He chuckled and took a hit from his weed. "Just trying to be friendly."

Go die in a hole, freak. "The name's Angela."

"So why'd you come to Harmonica Town, Angela?" My heart just about stopped.

"Harmonica Town? What the hell is Harmonica Town? I thought I was going to Hawaii!" I shrieked, but then I suddenly remembered. "Damn that stupid homeless man selling phony tickets. And I thought I was really getting a real bargain, too."

Pascal laughed even harder. Well, actually he collapsed to the ground and seized for a few minutes. He then got up and adjusted his hat. "Anyways, what is your favorite food?"

"Uh, that's not totally random," I said. Then, I just decided to go along with it. "I like pizza, I guess."

"NOOOO!" he shouted. "That is not one of your choices! You have to pick from eggs, veggies, or FISH!"

Okay, that was just really weird. Luckily, it just started raining all of a sudden for no reason whatsoever. Thank god, I could finally run inside. Unfortunately, I slipped on Pascal's fallen weed and blacked out.

For a moment, I was encompassed in total blackness, but then a bright light shone and I saw a woman. I guess she could have been pretty, but she had dark circles under her eyes, nasty pale skin, she looked anorexic, and her unnaturally long hair was all tangled and nasty. She was passed out on the floor in front of me, snoring loudly. There was a little snot bubble on her nose and she drooled like crazy. I grabbed a nearby stick and poked her cheek.

"Um, excuse me? Hellooooo? Anyone home" I asked, poking harder. "Cause if there is I'd really like to know where I am right now."

She snorted and shot up. ""UNGH! Who are you?" I could see that her pale green eyes were bloodshot.

"I'm just a girl who is headed to Harmonica Town," I stated simply, tossing my stick off into nowhere.

The lady rubbed her eyes. "Of all the places in the world, why would you wanna go to a shitty place like Harmonica Town?"

"I was actually going to go to Hawaii, but I had a sudden change of plans," I grumbled, glaring at the ground.

"I feel for ya," she drunkenly patted my shoulder. "Well since you're going to Harmonica Town, how about we make ourselves a little deal?"

I looked at her suspiciously. "What kind of deal would that be?"

"Well you see," she began. "I have this friend, who happens to be a certain god that needs to be summoned, but in order to summon him, these stupid five magical bells have to be rung at the same time. I want you to do that for me."

"Okay, first of all, why do you need him summoned? Second, why don't you just ring the bells yourself?"

"I need him to be summoned because he stole my drugs—I mean, uh…my uh…my tree! Yeah, my magical tree is dead, and he's the only one that can fix it!" she laughed nervously, but I didn't know why. "Plus, you have to run a couple of errands in order to have them ring. Besides, do I look like I'd be able to do much?" She pointed to her awful looking face.

I thought about it for a moment. "…I guess, but what's in it for me? Will I get something cool?"

"The town will consider you a Hero and you'll be remembered and honored for years to come?" she said with a hopeful smile.

I rolled my eyes. "That's lame! I want something cool, and I won't do your stupid little errand unless I get something awesome out of it," I decided, crossing my arms.

The lady sighed heavily. "Why can't normal humans be satisfied as easily, anymore?" she muttered, loud enough for me to hear. "Alright, if you do this mission for me, I will…give you…a house big enough for a four person family, complete with quality furniture, A/C and heating, and all appliances you would ever need, all for free."

"Hmmm, I'll agree on one condition."

"And what would that be?"

"The beds have to be Tempurpedic!"

She looked at me funny, finally breaking down. "Okay fine, I'll give you the fancy beds!"

I giggled. "It's a deal!" I shook her cool hand. "By the way, what's your name?"

"That's classified!" she said with a wink. (A/N: ten points to whoever can guess that reference.)

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