Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto at all

Author's Note: Okay, since it is summer and I don't have that much plans, I have the time to sit and write. And I actually want to try hard on this story and make it much better than my other stories. And truthfully, I don't know if I will finish it or how frequently the updates will be BUT I will try my hardest, I can promise you that.

Summary: Naruto Uzamaki is a girl wandering the world with her sensei. Through some unfortunate events (as she claims), she has to team up with Sasuke Uchiha from the Village of the Hidden Leaf on a mission.

Rating is for safety reasons.

Balanced Craziness

Humming a little tune, Naruto Uzamaki's bright blue eyes scanned the forest excitedly. Her blonde hair, which was pulled into a high ponytail, swung with each step she took. Two tanned hands were holding on to her bright orange backpack straps which matched well with her black trousers, orange tank top, and black flak jacket. She kept each step in tune with her humming and the louder her humming got… the louder her footsteps got.

"Will you knock it off, brat!"

Slowly, Naruto's head turned to look into the eyes of her sensei. His black eyes showed his annoyance and his fists kept clenching and unclenching as if he were having an internal battle on whether or not to punch her. Naruto blinked and took in his appearance—his white hair was messier than normal, his green kimono shirt and pants were messed and wrinkled, and his face was scrunched. Yup, he was annoyed.

A huge grin formed on her face and her eyes twinkled with mirth as she was proud of her accomplishment. She loved annoying her sensei and took the opportunity every chance she got, especially when she was bored. "No way Ero-sensei! I'm bored! You said we were going to be in the village hours ago!"

"Brat! How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that? I'm the great Jiraiya! The Master of the Toads! The Pleasurer of All Women!" By the end of his rant, Jiraiya's voice was nearing a shout and he had his hands thrown up in the air secretly daring Naruto to prove him otherwise. Naruto scoffed.

"If you're the master of the toads how come Gamakicki and Gamatatsu like me more? And no woman in the right state of mind would talk to you let alone let you 'pleasure' her." Jiraiya's eye twitched.

"Well you're a woman and you're talking to me now aren't you?" Smirking, Jiraiya brought his hands up and clasped them behind his head.

"I said no women in the right state of mind." Jiraiya face-faulted.

Wearing the signature jounin uniform, Sasuke Uchiha stood with his arms at his side and his back strait. The back of his black hair stood up, basically defying all gravity and giving it the 'duck-butt' look, and in the front his bangs framed his face around his equally black eyes… black eyes that were currently narrowed in his infamous death glare. "What?"

"You heard me, Sasuke. You are assigned on a mission with a friend of mine's student." Tsunade's honey-brown eyes narrowed, "And show some respect to the Hokage! That glare may work on everyone else in this village but it won't work on me!"

Huffing, Tsunade sat back in her chair and folded her arms over her very ample breasts. Many wondered if they really were that huge or if it was some jutsu to make them appear that way. No one was brave enough to ask however since the last guy who did ended up in the hospital with seventy-three bones broken and was out of commission for nearly two years. Sasuke's eye twitched, that idiot freaking deserved it for being so stupid. Who in their right mind would insult the Hokage like that? She was known for her temper and inhuman strength for crying out loud! She probably had more strength in one finger than Sasuke had in his entire body.

"Hokage-sama, why am I partnered with someone other than a leaf-ninja?" Sasuke didn't take too kindly to people, especially to new people, and this would be no exception, good friend of Tsunade's or not.

Tsuande sighed and straightened up in her seat. "Everyone else is either away on another mission or is severely injured right now. Since my friend and his student are wandering ninja and were headed in this direction anyway, I asked him for assistance. Besides, he owes me a favor."

Sasuke was about to ask another question but quickly snapped his head to the closed door. Well… would be closed door if it wasn't slammed open. He got a brief glimpse of orange until the door bounced off the wall and slammed back into a girl's face. Said girl fell onto the floor with her hands over her face yelling out obscurities. Sasuke's eye twitched and he was about to comment on how utterly retarded she was until he saw the legendary Jiraiya laughing at the girl's misfortune.

And that was when realization hit him. Tsuande did mention Jiraiya from time to time and it appeared as if the clumsy idiot was his student. For the first time in his life, Sasuke prayed that he was wrong. He quickly moved his head away from the scene and looked to Tsuande, his eyes slightly begging, to tell him that this was all a joke and that this amateur—yes, he was going to call her that—was not his partner for this mission.

However, when he saw the amusement in her eyes and the smirk formed on her lips, he knew this was no joke.

"Fuck me."

Author's Note: So, I've been basically thinking about this story for a while now but didn't really have any time to write anything with school and all. But it is now summer so I have plenty of time to write. I really want this story to be good and will try hard and put a lot of effort into it.

If anybody catches any grammar or spelling errors, or is just plain confused with anything I wrote, can you please tell me so I can fix them, I would really appreciate it :)

Thanks for reading! And reviews are greatly appreciated! :)