Author: Finally, a song where Shizuru's favourite vegetable can be written into!
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own the song 'Womanizer' someone owns that, but I'm not quite sure who exactly (I think it belongs to Britney Spears).
Kaichou-san, it's such a pleasure just to see you
What a shame, you had to catch me with the flu
I've bedridden for days waiting to be cured
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
I stare at you, getting more just a simple smile
Something's off, you seem more different than your usual style
Faking the concern of health just to feed your pleasure
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Neginizer, negi-neginizer, you're a Neginizer
Oh neginizer, oh you're a neginizer, baby
Hey hey hey you, hey hey hey you
Neginizer, neginizer, neginizer (neginizer)
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
(Shizuru) You got me feeling
(Shizuru) The pain is soaring
(Shizuru) Don't shove that thing!
(Shizuru) You neginizer
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
(Shizuru) It's getting deeper
(Shizuru) I'm feeling weaker
(Shizuru) Curse you stupid negi
(Shizuru) You neginizer
Shizur-u, you've got the horny look in your eye
Feeling the heat, rising up my body and I can't deny
Staring at you makes shallow down, when you hold that thing
Who you are, that's just who you are, baby
Negi stick, the one vegetable that I fear
Because what you do, is shove up my rear
Why you do it, I can't say
But it's got to stop, it's got to stop, baby
Neginizer, negi-neginizer, you're a Neginizer
Oh neginizer, oh you're a neginizer, baby
Hey hey hey you, hey hey hey you
Neginizer, neginizer, neginizer (neginizer)
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
(Shizuru) You got me feeling
(Shizuru) The pain is soaring
(Shizuru) Don't shove that thing!
(Shizuru) You neginizer
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
(Shizuru) It's getting deeper
(Shizuru) I'm feeling weaker
(Shizuru) Curse you stupid negi
(Shizuru) You neginizer
Maybe I should lock the door (Neginizer, neginizer, neginizer, neginizer)
Yeah
Then you can't get in, and shove that thing up me anymore
But I can't cause you pout like that, you
Neginizer, negi-neginizer, you're a Neginizer
Oh neginizer, oh you're a neginizer, baby
Hey hey hey you, hey hey hey you
Neginizer, neginizer, neginizer (neginizer)
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
(Shizuru) You got me feeling
(Shizuru) The pain is soaring
(Shizuru) Don't shove that thing!
(Shizuru) You neginizer
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
(Shizuru) It's getting deeper
(Shizuru) I'm feeling weaker
(Shizuru) Curse you stupid negi
(Shizuru) You neginizer
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
Shizuru, what are you trying to do
Just get that thing away from me-me-me
Neginizer, negi-neginizer, you're a Neginizer
Oh neginizer, oh you're a neginizer, baby
"We did not need to hear that!" rudely called out the flamenette earning a short tempered glare from the blunette.
"Shut up spider, how about I sing you a song about you in the shower with her?" Natsuki shot back silencing the flamenette who looked over to her cyan haired companion.
"Arigato once again Natsuki, for your... um, song" Mai greeted as she walked up on stage. The blunette quickly retreated away back towards her seat before feeling the presence of a warm loving arm snaking around her side.
"Interesting song, my Nat-su-ki" the honey brunette chanted into the blunette's ear sending a wave of discomfort throughout Natsuki's body. "Hey Natsuki, I've got a negi in my bag if you need to be cured, ne?"
"NO!" came the reply from everyone earning a pouting remark from Shizuru.
"Spoilers"
End
Author: I love writing these parody song-fics, especially when it's about Shizuru ^^ Read and review if you liked it!