"What are you doing Garcia?"
"I'm twittering!"
"Twittering? To utter a succession of small sounds? I'm not catching your meaning…"
"No silly! It's micro-blogging. You heard of blogging right?"
"…Yes. I know what blogging is."
"Alright alright don't get your panties in a bunch. But before you correct me that you actually have boxer briefs. I'll teach you."
"How did you know?"
"Easy. Morgan tweeted about it."
"WHAT? MORGAN!"
"Calm down. You can yell at him via twitter. It's that simple. Morgan won't be happy that I'm making you get one though."
"Sign me in Garcia. I'm getting the urge to turn on my Caps Lock on all of a sudden."
"Hooray! We'll be following each other, how exciting. Oookay Mr. Genius… what username do you want?"
"I don't know… and I'm afraid to give you that task. Let me think about this Penelope."
"How about sweetcheeks?"
"No."
"reidandweep"
"That's more for a video game."
"reiding_rainbow."
"NO."
"reidsoutloud?"
"…That's not as bad… okay lets pick that one."
"Sweet! How fun!"
"Heyheyhey, what is that? Is that a picture of me sleeping? I can't explain how creeped out I am right now. How did you get that?"
"Again… Morgan."
"Pbbbbfffft! He's so dead!"
"You need to calm down again… alright… geez… all set. Give me your phone I'll set it up for you there too.
"…"
"Done! Lets post your first tweet."
"I- what should I write down?"
"Anything that wont pertain to your job obviously. How about this? Write about how pretty and awesome and how I'm the queen of everything."
"…. No… not that you aren't… but I'm not writing that."
"Once you figure it out you can just tweet it on your phone. But first, my little white chocolate mocha, lets read Morgan's tweets and you can use your caps-locks. Wait! Oh crap! Nevermind."
"What?"
"Oh…. Nothing. Nothing is wrong. Everything is perfectly O.K. Before you do anything can you do me a favor?"
"Sure. What is it?"
"Can you get me a cherry coke? My throat's a little dry," *Hack choke hack*
"No problem Garcia. I'll get you one. I'll be right back."
"Bye bye Hon."
*beep beep boop beep* *riiiiiiing*
"Honey bear get your ass on your twitter account right now."
"What? Why?"
"I made Reid get a twitter account and I forgot that tweet you wrote on Thursday. Hurry up and delete it!"
"Oh god! Thanks baby girl, right away."
"Phew.
chocothundergod bought engagement band 4 my pretty boy. Now I can eat and not starve to death saving cash. I'm so hungry dawg.
6:26 PM Jun 21st via TweetDeck
*delete*
It took my a while to get one. I thought, "Oh man that's stupid. I don't want to sound like an idiot." I got it once I learned that you can "follow" (aka stalk) celebrities. Wee~ it's giving me OCD.