Okay, so I set it to humour. I'm not sure if I can do funny, but I'm certainly having a go xD
ENJOY! I did.
The Doctor sped around the central pillar of the TARDIS, fiddling with several buttons, levers and uncountable other gizmos, seemingly without purpose.
'This...should be fun!'
The young, red haired frame of Amelia Pond sat in the corner, watching him curiously. 'What exactly?'
'You tell me,' The Doctor replied with a cheeky wink.
'Well the last thing we did was...yes, save all of creation from being unwritten. Will this be more exciting than that?'
'If you want my dishonest answer, then I know exactly how to reply to that', he retorted, not looking at her over his ridiculous machinery.
'Erm...what?'
'It's quite simple, my dear,' he said, finally stopping his fiddling. 'I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.' He finished with a solid thud to one of the TARDIS's many buttons with a wild grin on his face, as it began to whirr and shake uncontrollably. Amy ran to his side, holding on to a bar, laughing as they were whisked away.
Finally, the TARDIS came to a halt. Both of them got to their feet, having been knocked over by the incredible forces involved in time and space travel. 'So then, where are we?'
The Doctor raised an eyebrow. 'Did I not mention before? I don't know. But that creates the wonderful excitement of opening that door, and finding out!' With a playful smile, he ran to the TARDIS door, placing his hands on the handles.
'So, out there could be a planet with no atmosphere, or poisonous creatures, or just...space?'
'What is excitement, without risk?' Amy opened her mouth in an attempt to reason with him, but gave up, knowing it was futile, as he flung the doors open. The world that met them was a strange one indeed. 'Now according to the TARDIS's sensors, this planet has next to no pollution, and no obvious signs of civilised life.'
'So there's nobody here? That's a bit boring.'
'No, I said it looked like there would be no civilised life. There could be countless flora and fauna; not to imply that they are uncivilised, mind you.' He suddenly looked quite puzzled. 'They do tend to take offense to that...'
Amy was about to ask why, but as was often the case, she was not given the chance, as The Doctor flew into yet more excited explanation. 'Never underestimate the will of the impossible to defy itself. For instance, does that not look like a city to you?' He pointed to behind the TARDIS, and Amy followed his finger's direction. What she saw looked, indeed, like a city. Better yet, it looked like a city on Earth.
'How can there be a city without pollution?'
'Typical. You're so...human.'
Amy was shocked at this, and it showed. 'And just what is that supposed to mean? Are you insulting me now?'
'No! Well, yes. And no. What I mean is that you are far too quick to assume that the only way to build on a planet is to destroy a great deal of its surface.' Amy was left bewildered by his observations, but had little time to react as he had already left, heading towards the city.
'Typical, I can never get a word in,' she thought aloud.
'Come on! Don't you want to see who lives here?'
'Ah well. I guess that travelling in time and space makes up for his weirdness...' She jogged over to him, laughing with him as they made their way to this strange new city.
I command you to review.
Not working? No? Darn. What if I asked nicely? xD
Seriously though, reviews would be SUPER COOL. My first crossover, how was it? I'm planning on it being short.