AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Okay, so you're all probably wondering HOW I came up with the crazy and dangerous idea of Kevin living with the Tennysons. Well, in the episode "Fused", Kevin's house catches on fire and starts to burn down, and, since I'm guessing he wasn't able to SAVE it, I just couldn't resist this wonderful opportunity. I mean, c'mon! Everyone knows that Gwen's parents hate Kevin, so this is bound to be interesting, and unfortunately, possibly very life-threatening for Kevin. Anyways, enough with my ranting, let's get this show on the road!

STANDARD DISCLAIMER:

There are two things that SHOULD happen in my lifetime. One, Kevin should run for president, and two, I should take over MOA. But since those things are most-likely never going to happen, I'm going to shut up now.

The 10 Reasons Why Kevin Doesn't Live With Gwen:

#1: Driving In Circles

NOBODY'S POV:

"Mom, Dad!"

The red-head came sprinting through the front door, nearly knocking over every single thing her parents owned and cherished.

"What is it?" Frank stared down at his red-headed beauty in complete shock. "You're not pregnant, are you?"

"No!" Gwen's emerald eyes widened immensely with horror as she brought her hands up to rest on her hips. She watched with a slight smirk as her relieved mother sighed, the woman's hands crossed against her chest. "But that doesn't mean you're gonna like it, though." The girl bit her lip nervously, her mind running cautiously over her words and scanning them for errors.

"Gwendolyn what.." Lily choked, her fearful gaze locked on her daughter as she stepped forward.

"Yesterday," Gwen began, the pace of her heart picking up rapidly. "I was out fighting aliens with Ben and..."

"Kevin." Her parents muttered the name simultaneously in complete disgust, both still not over the fact that their daughter would date such a ruffian.

"Yes, Kevin." The scarlet-haired teen sucked in a badly-needed deep breath. "And the garage, his home, was burned down to the ground. Now he has no where to go, and I was wondering, could he..."

"No!" Lily spat, her voice on the edge of fuming anger as she she scrubbed the dishes a little too hard, accidentally causing one to crack in two.

"But mom, he's..."

"You heard your mother, young lady! No." Frank crossed his arms, ready to full-out yell at Gwen if he had to. There was no way that filthy mongrel his daughter called "her boyfriend" would even take one step inside his home.

Her brows furrowed with utmost determination, Gwen was not giving up.

"But now he's going to be forced to live on the streets again!" Gwen flashed her parents an exceedingly saddened, puppy dog face.

"And why should we care what happens to him?" Her mother's emerald gaze narrowed into a glare.

"Because now he's homeless. And because I love him, and because he's a good guy who likes to help people. And well, frankly I don't think you give him enough credit for his actions!" Gwen growled, sitting down in a vacant, nearby arm chair and crossing her arms frustratedly.

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but, are we both still talking about the guy that makes regular dangerous weapon deals in the streets?" Her father sighed exasperatedly. "The guy that used to hunt you down and try to kill you and your cousin? And now you're asking me to let him stay in my house? Yeah, no way!"

"But Kevin has changed." Gwen insisted, her voice flowing with love and adoration as it lingered on his name. "Now he helps Ben and I defeat the villains, he's on the good side! And he's saved my life countless numbers of times, not to mention Ben's. He protects me, he loves me, AND he takes me shopping, which I know he can't stand." Gwen stared sincerely up at her parents. "What more could you possibly want for your daughter's boyfriend?"

After Frank and Lily exchanged a long glance, they both nodded, and they finally turned back to their daughter, their expressions softened but still upset.

"I know we'll soon regret this but," Lily sighed. "Kevin can stay here until he gets his house rebuilt."

"Yes!" Gwen cheered, her eyes filled with joy.

"BUT," Frank interjected sternly. "He must obey all of the rules, and if I find that he's done anything to upset the balance around here, he's out." His gaze now turned directly on his daughter. "And if you even think about trying ANYTHING with him, I swear, Gwendolyn, you'll..."

"Dad!" Gwen whined, her cheeks blushing furiously. "Stop it! You know I won't."

"Let's keep it that way." Her mother smiled lightly. "Now, where is Kevin?"

"Um, I think he's outside?" Gwen darted to the front door and yanked it open, her parents close behind.

Gwen was correct; Kevin was outside. He just wasn't doing what she had expected.

Because what the startled red-head and her family saw outside was Kevin's car zipping around the street's cul-de-sac in a never-ending circle like he was a professional NASCAR race car driver.

"MYYYY HEADDDDD FEELSSSS ALLLLLL SPINNYYYYY!" Kevin chuckled so loudly that almost every house on the block flashed their lights on. And the stunned Tennyson family stared in horror as Kevin lost control of the vehicle, his sports car colliding noisily with Lily's diligently-attended to garden...

"I forgot to mention," Gwen mumbled, extremely embarrassed and craving the idea of hiding her face in her hands. "Kevin likes driving in circles."

All the girl's parents needed to respond to that unnecessary comment with was some excessive eye-rolling action and a hand-full of glares.

AUTHOR'S NOTE ENDING:

Oh, Kevin. You never fail to make me chuckle. Alrighty, that's all for now! Review if you enjoyed it, and know that I'll be back to write more! Bye!