Lavender VS Hermione!
Extended Edition!

"What's she doing here?"

"Might ask you the same question!"

"I happen to be his girlfriend!"
"Well I happen to be his… friend!"

"Don't make me laugh! You haven't spoken in weeks! I suppose you want to make up with him now that he's suddenly all interesting!"

"He's been poisoned you daft dimbo! And for the record I've always found him interesting!"

Lavender steps forward to Ron.

"Oh really? Well if that was true you wouldn't have broken his heart and let him take you to the Yule Ball! But know you had to show off and go with Victor Krum!"

"If Ron had asked me before Victor I would have said yes, but that was not how the events played out and I had a fabulous time with Victor!" Hermione said just raising her voice a bit.

"He has had more fun with me than he has with you his whole life! I am much more interesting and exciting! You are some freak who is so afraid of breaking the rules!" Lavender barked back.

"Oh you couldn't possibly believe that? Whose idea was it to go behind Umbridge's back and convince Harry to form Dumbledore's Army? You certainly liked the idea when we all met in Hog's Head! I would say I have had my share of breaking the rules!" Hermione said firmly but a bit loud. The teachers all just looked at each other.

"That was all mostly Harry! You are just some perfect school girl with perfect grades in every subject!"

"Yes because I study! I am certainly not perfect and Harry didn't do anything on his own! Ron and I were there the whole time! Who do you think helped him find the Sorcerer's Stone and the Chamber of Secrets? Not to mention saving him and having to get passed a stupid Womping Willow! Professor McGonagall said herself that she wanted to know why when something happens it was always us three!"

McGonagall's eyes widened and she turned to look at Dumbledore's whose eyes were as wide.

"That was all just luck!" Lavender screamed.

"If it was all just luck than how did we all survive last year by fighting about eight Death Eaters at once? The point is Ronald and I have been through a lot and I am not going to let a pathetic and dim witted girl like you break that up!" Hermione snapped.

"I am a pathetic little girl? Well if that is true than you are such a teacher's pet! You must always be so nice! Especially in Transfigurations!" Lavender snapped back.

"Well that is because it happens to be my favorite class and is taught by my favorite professor at Hogwarts! You on the other hand never shut up!"

Snape and Dumbledore looked at Professor McGonagall who was touched on the inside.

"I never shut up? You never stop being a know it all! You must always have the spotlight! You should give others a chance!"

"Oh should I? Well if you were with Ron and he was about to die, would you think to do what Harry did? Oh course not!" Hermione snapped back.

Ron stirs and then the rest of the scene happens.