Shigure's joke

"Hey, Ayame. Would you like to hear a joke?"

"Oh go on then"

Just then Hatori entered the room, followed by Torhu, Kyo and Yuki.

" Oh hey guys your just in time to hear my joke . There were three sisters..."

"Oh God," Yuki muttered putting his face in his hands.

"What? You haven't even heard the joke yet," Shigure exasperated. "Anyway there were three sisters that got married on the same day. They were really poor and so couldn't afford a proper honeymoon, so they had to make do with staying at their mother's home. During the night the mother couldn't get to sleep, so she got up to go and get some water form he kitchen. On the way to the kitchen, she past her oldest daughters room and heard screaming. She thought nothing of it and carried on walking. She walked past her second oldest daughter bedroom and she heard laughter. Again she thought nothing of it and resumed her walk to the kitchen. Now, this is where it gets interesting, when she walked past her youngest daughter's bedroom there was silence. In the morning the mother asked her oldest daughter why she was screaming. The daughter said that whenever she was in pain she would scream. The mother said fair enough. She went on to her second daughter and asked her why he was laughing. The second daughter said that she was being tickled. The mother thought that was reasonable. When she asked her final daughter why there wasn't any noise coming from her room, the daughter replied to her mother, it is rude to talk with your mouthful." Shigure giggled, along with Ayame.

"What a vulgar joke" was all Hatori could say

Yuki and Kyo just blushed at the humor.

"What's so funny about two people having a midnight snack?" Torhu asked innocently.

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