THE TWILIGHT BUNCH

Another farcical anti-Twilight song, and one that, for once, wasn't inspired by Weird Al Yankovic. I remember watching "The Brady Bunch" on TV a few times in my youth, though we didn't watch it nearly as often as "I Love Lucy", "Perry Mason", "The Andy Griffith Show", and "M*A*S*H*". Since the theme song is so short, and so simple, this didn't take long at all to write.

Original Song © Sherwood Schwartz

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (whatever)

Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

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Here's the story
Of a girl named Bella
A graceless girl with the IQ of a pea
Hasn't got the common sense
Of a beetle
And her name sounds funny

Here's the story
Of a ghoulish fella
Who's been dead for more than a century
This guy glitters
When he's in the sunlight
Man, talk about crazy

Then one day, this little girl met up with this dude
Any fool can see it's much more than a hunch
Add some werewolves
And a slew of vampires
And that's how they all became the Twilight bunch

The Twilight bunch
The Twilight bunch
That's the way they became the Twilight bunch