H- Ron, when you came busting in with your… speech, what did you think Snape and I were doing?

Looking up towards Harry and Snape Ron broke in a sweat, he did not want to answer that question. Fidgeting with his school tie and looking anywhere else but to them he answers:

R- haha. That is quite a funny thing and the answer will make you laugh really loud when I tell you!

Ron embarrassed and extremely scared feels his tongue heavy and dry, that he is just standing there with the two other sited who want to know the answer are just staring at him making him more nervous! Oh how he wishes that the ground may open and swallow him whole.

S- …And what is this thing that will make us laugh?

R- ha… ha [scratching his head] umm, well you see… I thought you two were… [Mumbling something in a low voice]

H- Ron I did not quite catch that. what did you say?

R- Well, laugh umm, umm, well it sounded like you two… you two were… well you know.

While answering Harry, Ron was doing hand movements indicating what he was trying to say.

S- Mr. Weasley, you are trying my patience, spit it out. Now SAY IT.

R- I thought you to were … um… you..umm… doing… the h.

[Ron's thought]

There I said it! Oh my gosh, I hope I do not get killed! I haven't done a will yet!

H- … what do you mean "h"?

S- … smirk

R- umm. Harry please don't make me say it!

S- Find Mr. Weasley, if you do not wish to say I would show it to Mr. Potter of what you mean by "h" using you as an example.

Getting up from the chair he was sitting on, Snape moved towards Ron, spun him around and bend him while at the same time saying:

S- this Mr. Potter is what your dunder head friend means by "h".

R- AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh! No! I don't want it I DON'T WANT THIS! My innocents has been stolen!

Ron got up and ran from the room screaming along the way, forgetting that he left his best friend behind.

H- Oh. {walking up to Snape} It seems as he read my mind.

Closing the door to the classroom with a locking spell and silence, Harry pushed Snape against a desk while telling Snape

H- show me how the "h" is done.

A/N : what do you think? I was debating of adding this in but what the heck! RR please!