Hey can you believe I actually updated? Neither can I. Anyway I love all of you really. And don't think I don't if I don't respond to your reviews. I used to try and respond to everyone but it can get confusing. But for those of you who ask questions I'll do my best to answer.
Pairings (in this chapter): Hibari x Tsuna, Yamamoto x Gokudera, mentions of others.
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR or it's characters.
Warnings: Crack, OOC-ness, swearing, mentions of sexual relations (I sound professional :D).
Yamamoto:
Haha Hayato is older now?
10YL Gokudera:
Che, you're still the same even ten years ago.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Well hello again Reborn.
Reborn:
Hn.
10YL Hibari:
Why am I here?
Reborn:
Your younger self was here to talk to Dame-Tsuna when you were shot by the TYL bazooka.
10YL Hibari:
*grunt* How weak.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Aw don't be so hard on your younger self Hibari.
10YL Hibari:
Whatever.
Reborn:
Seems you have him more under control.
10YL Tsunayosi:
Uh don't say it like that Reborn...
10YL Hibari:
Are you suggesting that I'm on a leash?
Reborn:
If you wanted to take it that way.
10YL Gokudera:
Don't be a bastard, bastard.
Yamamoto:
Haha that doesn't make much sense does it?
10YL Gokudera:
What would you know idiot?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Alright everyone just calm down.
Reborn:
Just because you've managed to get everyone else to listen to you in the future doesn't mean I will.
Reborn:
Future or not, you're still Dame-Tsuna to me.
10Y Tsunayoshi:
*sigh* I figured as much.
10YL Hibari:
I'm leaving.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ah wait! Were are you going to go?
10YL Hibari:
Anywhere away from here.
D-I-N-O signed in.
D-I-N-O:
What the heck did I just wake up to?
Reborn:
These three idiots were hit with the bazooka.
10YL Hibari:
*glare* I am not an idiot.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Hahaha just try to calm down yeah?
Yamamoto:
Ahaha that's the spirit Tsuna!
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Wha?
D-I-N-O:
So this is what Kyouya looks like when he's older.
10YL Hibari:
Get away from me before I bite you to death.
Reborn:
Why the hell are you poking at him? He's going to kill you.
D-I-N-O:
I can't help it! It's so bizarre...
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ah Dino I wouldn't -
10YL Hibari:
I told you to get away from me herbivore.
D-I-N-O was disconnected.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
I honestly don't know how Dino is still alive.
Reborn:
Who knows? He's an idiot.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
That's not nice.
10YL Hibari:
It's true.
10YL Gokudera:
Juudaime it's been 10 minutes and we haven't gone back to our own time.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Hm? Oh you're right.
Yamamoto:
Ahaha does something happen after 10 minutes?
10YL Gokudera:
You really are an idiot aren't you?
Yamamoto:
Haha am I?
10YL Gokudera:
*sigh*
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Reborn do you know why we aren't back yet?
Reborn:
Who knows. I went back after 10 minutes.
10YL Gokudera:
Maybe the bazooka isn't supposed to be used so much in one day?
10YL Hibari:
*glare* So we're stuck here?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
I don't know but -
(MR) Pineapple II signed in.
Reborn:
This should be interesting.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Oya oya what's this?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Oh hey Mukuro...
(MR) Pineapple II:
Hello there Vongola. My you have grown haven't you?
10YL Hibari:
Stop being a leech.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Oh is the skylark jealous? Don't worry, there's enough of me for two kufufufu...
10YL Hibari:
Don't be disgusting.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, free me from this prison Kyouya and I'll show you just how disgusting I can get.
10YL Gokudera:
Ew was that supposed to be attractive?
Reborn:
Are they this bad in the future?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Not really actually.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Most of the time they're semi-decent to each other.
10YL Gokudera:
They're both bastards.
Yamamoto:
Ah I gotta go help pop. Bye big Tsuna, Hayato!
Yamamoto signed out.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
*sigh* He really hasn't changed...
Reborn:
It appears not.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Really Kyouya it wouldn't be that hard, especially for you. Just pop in, release me, and I can have my way with your body before I go on my merry way.
10YL Hibari:
Shut up.
Reborn:
Are you just going to let him hit on Hibari like that?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
What am I supposed to do about it?
Reborn:
Oh I don't know maybe stop him?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
I'm telling you it isn't going to work.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Mukuro please leave Hibari alone.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Oya oya Tsunayoshi you can be next, but before that I need to be freed.
10YL Gokudera:
Neither of them are going to help you asshole.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Stay out of this, I'm not interested.
Reborn:
Wow.
10YL Gokudera:
What?! You bastard!
10YL Tsunayoshi:
*sigh* Gokudera -
10YL Gokudera:
Am I not good enough to suit your tastes!?
(MR) Pineapple II:
Hm, not really no. You're not my type.
10YL Gokudera:
Bastard you'd be lucky to have me in your bed!
Reborn:
*snort* What an idiot.
10YL Hibari:
Do you realize what you're saying herbivore?
10YL Gokudera:
Stay out of this, both of you!
Reborn:
Well then.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
I haven't seen him this worked up in awhile.
Reborn:
You seem much more calm and uncaring about your guardians fighting.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Well I can't stop them not matter what I do so I've just learned to let them do what they want.
Reborn:
Tell that to your younger self.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
I would if I could.
(MR) Pineapple II:
We can try it out if you'd just free me.
10YL Gokudera:
Fine!
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Wait what -
10YL Gokudera signed out.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, see you soon.
(MR) Pineapple II signed out.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
HOLD ON A MINUTE!
Reborn:
Seems like that 'do whatever they want' strategy is working really well.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
You're not helping Reborn!
10YL Tsunayoshi signed out.
Reborn:
And then there were two.
10YL Hibari:
*snort*
Reborn:
Shouldn't you try and help?
10YL Hibari:
He'll be fine.
Reborn:
So I've been wondering about the future.
10YL Hibari:
Hn. What about it?
Reborn:
Are Yamamoto and Gokudera together? He seemed awfully willing to go and sleep with Mukuro.
10YL Hibari:
How should I know? I don't care about these herbivore's relationships.
Reborn:
You don't know at all? Are you serious?
10YL Hibari:
*glare* Why does it matter?
Reborn:
I just want to know is all.
10YL Hibari:
As far as I know those two herbivores break up and get together every other day.
Reborn:
So they're in an on again off again relationship?*
10YL Hibari:
If that's what you want to call it.
Reborn:
What about me?
10YL Hibari:
I'm not answering any more questions.
Reborn:
Why not? I'm not asking about you.
10YL Hibari:
I am not someone who will sit here and gossip with you about who is in a relationship with who. Stop asking.
Reborn:
Why are you PMS-ing?
10YL Hibari:
*glare* I'm not a woman.
Reborn:
Just answer the question and I'll leave you alone.
10YL Hibari:
Leave me alone now.
Reborn:
No can do. Just tell me.
10YL Tsunayoshi signed in.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Thank god for Yamamoto.
Reborn:
What happened?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Well I was chasing after Gokudera and I found him with Yamamoto.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
If you know what I mean.
Reborn:
Doesn't that make Gokudera a pedophile?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
*sigh* I don't know Reborn.
Reborn:
Alright well since Hibari is PMS-ing and not answering my questions, I'll just ask you.
10YL Hibari:
I'm leaving.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ah wait -
10YL Hibari signed out.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
What was that all about?
Reborn:
He's offended that I said he was PMS-ing.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Well I think anyone would be...
Reborn:
It doesn't matter. Hibari told me that Gokudera and Yamamoto were in an on again off again relationship. Is that true?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ah that's a bit of an exaggeration. They're together most of the time. But every relationship has a rough patch doesn't it?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
But they've been together for about ten years now. For the most part.
Reborn:
Hn. What about everyone else?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Hm, I believe Dino is married to some woman. Bianchi is seeing some guy that looks like Lambo believe it or not.
Reborn:
That's interesting.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Yeah she finally gave up on you. Which is good for her because we both know you weren't going to return her feelings.
Reborn:
Don't act like you know me.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Haha I like to believe that I know you pretty well. We've only known each other 10 years after all. Anyway I don't really keep up with the Varia when it comes to relationships. As far as I know Xanxus and Squalo are still together as is Belphegor and Fran. I believe they're together in this time correct?
Reborn:
I guess.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Let's see... oh Chrome is with that one loud guy, Ken I think is his name? Mukuro nearly killed him when he found out.
Reborn:
I can believe that.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Not too sure about Haru, Kyoko, or Fuuta. I-Pin is dedicated to her ramen. And Lambo is a bit of a womanizer like Shamal...
Reborn:
Is he now?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
*sigh* Yes. I also know that you torture the poor kid every once in awhile.
Reborn:
*smirk* I can assure you that he takes pleasure from our encounters.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Yeah well neither of you are in a steady relationship. Anyone else you want to know about?
Reborn:
You didn't mention Mukuro, Hibari, or you.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ah...
Reborn:
Something wrong?
10YL Tsunyoshi:
*cough* Uh no...Mukuro is very...unbound...I think a lot of people have slept with him...
Reborn:
Like who?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ah ha well I think pretty much everyone has...
Reborn:
Are you serious?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
I guess not everyone. You haven't. And I think the furthest he's ever managed to get with Hibari is a surprise kiss. Hibari's gotten pretty good about resisting him.
Reborn:
What about you?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
*blush* I mean...
Reborn:
Really?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
What?! It's not my fault! Mukuro has this...thing about him. I don't know how to explain it.
Reborn:
So you're telling me that nearly all the Vongola has been in Mukuro's pants?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Well it sounds bad when you put it like that...
Reborn:
So even Yamamoto?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
I actually don't know. Mukuro hasn't ever mentioned him and Yamamoto hasn't said anything about it.
Reborn:
Wait so you and Hibari aren't together then?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
It's complicated...
Reborn:
So make it uncomplicated.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
It's not that easy!
Reborn:
You're just being difficult.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Technically we are together?
Reborn:
So you cheated on him?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Whoa, hey I didn't cheat on him. And he's slept with people too!
Reborn:
Apparently not Mukuro.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
He slept with you!
Reborn:
What?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Oh shit - wait -
Reborn:
What?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ah ha ha, forget about what I just said. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone -
Reborn:
Hibari and I had sex?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Don't tell Hibari I told you! He'd kill me!
Reborn:
Are you sure?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Of course I'm sure, I walked in on you two.
Reborn:
Wow.
Reborn:
I didn't see that one coming.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Tell me about it. I tried scrubbing out my eyeballs.
Reborn:
Oh don't pretend you weren't interested.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Of course I was interested, in Hibari. You're like...a father or something to me.
Reborn:
Wow that was deep.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Oh shut up. You know what I mean.
Reborn:
I imagine that was a pretty messed up scene for you then. You're boyfriend sleeping with your father.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Yes I know, you don't have to say it.
Reborn:
So I got in Hibari's pants and Mukuro couldn't?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
You don't have to sound so proud of yourself.
Reborn:
Is that the problem then? You both slept with someone and got mad at each other?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Not exactly. I told you it's complicated.
Reborn:
Well it doesn't seem that way now. You both seem to have a strong relationship. I want to know what changed that.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Well we just began a relationship in this time correct?
Reborn:
Yes.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ok well we stay like that for about 7 years. But I guess things just got, I don't know...
Reborn:
Boring?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Not really but kind of? Don't get me wrong, I love Hibari but he was the first person I slept with and vice versa, as far as I know, and the only one for that long. I don't know if you know what that's like. So we kind of split and slept with other people. I've been with a few people here and there but I think Hibari has only been with you and I. He's not really interested in sex as much as people seem to think he is.
Reborn:
So you've been around huh? Sounds very promiscuous of you.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Yes yes I know, I get around. I can't help it.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Anyway we always come back to each other.
Reborn:
Sounds like friends with benefits.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
I guess so. Or an open relationship. It gets kind of blurry. Half of the time I don't know if we're dating or not.
Reborn:
Just go with friends with benefits then.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Told you it was complicated.
Reborn:
Hn, sounds like everyone has gotten around in the future.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Unfortunately.
Reborn:
I suppose I didn't teach you all about morals.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Us?! It's you too! With Lambo, Hibari, and all those women! You're just as bad as the rest of us.
Reborn:
Yet here is Hibari, the most saint-like out of any of us. Who knew.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Yeah he's definitely not breaking any records of 'most people slept with'.
Reborn:
That's not a bad thing. At least you know he's clean.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
I just wish that the other person wasn't you.
Reborn:
Don't be like that. I'm willing to share.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Uh no, I already told you you're like a father to me. It'd be like sleeping with Giotto and that's just...no.
Reborn:
Hm, I suppose you're right. I don't think I could get it up with you around.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ok I don't want to be having this conversation with you, especially while you're in your baby form.
Reborn:
Touché.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Anyway are you satisfied now? Now you know how bad it is in the future.
Reborn:
I wouldn't call it bad.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ok I should have never told you that you and Hibari -
D-I-N-O signed in.
D-I-N-O:
Hm? Kyouya and Reborn what?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ah nothing.
Reborn:
Idiot he can scroll up and read everything.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Hibari is going to murder me! Stop him Reborn!
Reborn:
Why should I hide my conquests?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Gah! Stop talking!
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Dino for the love of everything that is holy, stop reading!
D-I-N-O:
Why? I was getting to a good part. Hold on.
Reborn:
Too bad for you.
D-I-N-O:
What happened? The whole conversation disappeared!
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Oh thank god.
Reborn:
No, thank me.
D-I-N-O:
I want to know what you guys were talking about!
Reborn:
Too bad.
D-I-N-O:
*sigh* I miss everything.
Reborn:
Stop pissing Hibari off and maybe you wouldn't.
D-I-N-O:
Yeah yeah yeah.
D-I-N-O:
Anyway it's been way passed 10 minutes hasn't it? Are you guys stuck here or something?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
It's looking that way.
D-I-N-O:
You don't sound too worried.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
I've learned over the years that I shouldn't freak out too much over things that are out of my control.
D-I-N-O:
Ah very wise of you. It took me awhile to learn that too.
Reborn:
Obvious I didn't teach you idiots fast enough.
10YL Hibari signed in.
10YL Hibari:
Why are we still here?
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Why not?
10YL Hibari:
*glare*
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ah sorry I couldn't help it. I don't know why we're still here.
10YL Hibari:
Well why aren't you trying to find out?
Reborn:
We were talking that's why.
10YL Hibari:
Oh? About what? *glare*
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Ah nothing.
Reborn:
*smirk* We talked about the future.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Reborn don't.
Reborn:
What? All I said is that we talked about the future.
10YL Hibari:
Tsunayoshi...
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Wait I can explain!
10YL Gokudera signed in.
10YL Gokudera:
Hm? Juudaime told Reborn about the future?
Reborn:
I know everything.
10YL Gokudera:
*pales* Everything?
Reborn:
Everything.
10YL Gokudera:
Oh god...Juudaime...
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Reborn! I can explain you two!
10YL Hibari:
I'm going to bite you to death.
D-I-N-O:
I have no idea what's going on but I'm glad that Kyouya isn't after me for once.
Reborn:
Welcome to the other side of Hibari's wrath.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Wah! Seriously wait!
10YL Gokudera:
...
Reborn:
Huh Gokudera isn't helping Tsuna for once. Times really have changed.
10YL Tsunayoshi:
Gokudera help me!
10YL Gokudera:
Juudaime -
10YL Gokudera was disconnected.
10YL Hibari was disconnected.
10YL Tsunayoshi was disconnected.
Reborn:
Well that was unfortunate.
D-I-N-O:
Wish Kyouya would disappear like that when he was about to beat me up.
Bomber Boy signed in.
Hibari signed in.
Tsuna signed in.
Tsuna:
I never want to go to the future again.
Reborn:
Why?
Tsuna:
*blush* No reason.
Hibari:
*glare* I'm leaving.
Hibari signed out.
Bomber Boy:
...
D-I-N-O:
Wonder what happened?
Reborn:
Let me guess; you met Mukuro.
Bomber Boy:
Don't say his name!
Bomber Boy signed out.
Reborn:
Dame-Tsuna did he do something to you all?
Tsuna:
Um...no.
D-I-N-O:
Well that's not very convincing.
Tsuna:
No he really didn't...but he told us things...
Reborn:
Ah. Best not to repeat what he told you.
Tsuna:
?
Tsuna:
How do you know what he said? Did he tell you when you went to the future?
Reborn:
Don't worry about how I know. But for your own sake I wouldn't repeat it.
D-I-N-O:
Aw why not?! I wanna know things too!
Reborn:
Shut up and go away.
D-I-N-O:
Fine!
D-I-N-O signed out.
Tsuna:
Ah. That was rude Reborn.
Reborn:
He'll live. So he told you everything?
Tsuna:
I guess? He told us that he...you know...with Gokudera and I in the future.
Reborn:
Is that why Hibari was so quiet?
Tsuna:
I guess. That and because of whatever Mukuro whispered to him before we disappeared.
Reborn:
Do you know what he said?
Tsuna:
No neither of us heard. Why? Do you know what he said?
Reborn:
Idiot how could I know? I wasn't there.
Tsuna:
I don't know! You usually know everything!
Reborn:
Don't be stupid.
Tsuna:
*sigh* I'm going to go take a shower.
Reborn:
Taking a shower won't cleanse your soul.
Tsuna:
Shut up!
Tsuna signed out.
Reborn:
It seems I need to teach him better manners.
Reborn signed out.
A/N: Really I can't stop with the little R18 bombs. Try not to let it bother you so much.
I find the idea of everyone in the future sleeping with everyone hilarious. And I put it in cause why not?
*A relationship where you get together and break up all the time.