Greetings, my friends. In this touching yet steamy chapter, our Savior and Furer meet a man who might be more than meets the eye. Altthough I do enjoy it when peoiple read the stories, I must warn you that any attempt to infringe me is prohibited by copyright law. You have been warned!

Jesus Christ stepped out of the trireme's cramped cabin,stretched, yawned, and looked at the horizon. "Addy, come quick!" Adolph Hitler emerged too, and gave Jesus a hug from behind. "What's up, babe?" The Lord pointed to the horizon, where a bustling port could be seen. "We made it! Sparta, here we come!" "I like the sound of that" said Hitler, reaching down and grabbing Christ's junk and licking his ear.

Their animal lust was so intense that they couldn't wait to get back to the cabin. The furer bent Jesus over the railing and was easily excepted into the Lord despite minimal lubrication. The rhythmic slapping sounds could be heard across the ship, but the crew was accustomed to Greek love being committed on vacation tours.

Their Spartan tour guide walked up to them at the dock and saids "Hello, my name is Priapus and I will guide you around Sparta on your visit here." both men noticed that the 21 year old guide had a noticeable bulge in his pants which grew larger as he noticed them noticing.

"I think I know what you like" he said winking. He told them about an amazing Sparthan ritual called cryptia where the hunkinest Spartans go out into the night and have their way with the Helots, a subject people who had to take it.

The couple eagerly threw down twenty shekels for a guided cryptia expedition, and were promised to be guided to an area with the hottest and most hung legal hunks who all said they had girlfriends. But when they went down from the hotel room they saw a big crowd gathered in front waving signs in Greek! "Helot lives matter!" was being shouted by multiple Greeks. "Priapus, what the heck is going on?" said Hitler.

"The helots are rebelling! This happened because a helot was killed during a crypteria expedition, and the killer a military-style assault gladius that had a black leather handle and astrolabe built into the hilt." Hitler shivered, when he was furor of Germany he had banned all such weapons because he wanted everyone in Germany to be safe.

But the Lord Jesus Christ sad "This is an outrage! they want to violate my rifght to use edged weapons to protect my lived ones and upend the social order!" The Annointed One strode out onto the stage and said "Excuse me, I would like tto read from my husband's bestseller, the Holy Bible." He held up a book that had Hitler's face printed on the cover and read from Ephesians 65. The anger on the faces of the helots fell away when they absorbed the furor's wisdom and realized that this was not the waty to conduct their lives.

"Thank you, Lord, for showing us the errpor of our ways." said the Helot leader. The Son of God smiled. "Don't thank me, thank Hitler." He pointed to the furor, who said "Don't thank me, it was Priapus who brought us here!" He turned to point out the well endowed Spartan, but he was vanished, leaving behind only some sparkling in the air.

"Hitler, you don't think... was that THE Priapus?" "I don't know, honey, but he has left us with a great gift." Both men were extremely aroused. Once again, Christ was bent over a railing in full view of a crowd of Greeks. "this is going to be a great holiday after all!"