This is just a funny one-shot I wanted to do! The characters are pretty OOC, but enjoy!
Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan visit Gram-Gram's
*Obi-Wan is speaking into his comlink*
Obi-Wan: No…I…listen gram-gram! I don't want to! Every time you make- I don't! Good bye!
*Obi-Wan turns off the comlink*
Anakin: So… who was that?
Ahsoka: Sounded like he was talking to his "gram-gram?"
Obi-Wan: Her name is MeeMaw! I call her gram-gram when I'm mad!
Anakin: Then, why are you mad at her?
Obi-Wan: She wants me to visit.
Ahsoka: Then let's go visit!
Obi-Wan: I am not visiting MeeMaw!
*Anakin and Ahsoka then drag Obi-Wan into the Twilight and take off*
Obi-Wan: I can't believe I'm visiting MeeMaw.
*They stood in front of a little house on Naboo away from the city of Theed*
Ahsoka: Oh, she's probably really sweet!
*Anakin knocks on the door loudly. Anakin and Ahsoka giggle. A crippled woman opens the door. She smell like bantha poop and that weird old people smell*
MeeMaw: …hmm? Who's there?
Obi-Wan: It's me MeeMaw.
MeeMaw: Obi? Oh sugar puffs and cream!
*MeeMaw goes to hug Obi-Wan and he pushes Anakin into MeeMaw*
MeeMaw: Hmmm, how muscular you are! Mmm hmm!
Anakin: Get her off me! (Anakin said through his teeth)
*Ahsoka and Obi-Wan giggled*
MeeMaw: Oh please come in and have some grub! Let me go get my spectacles.
*Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka walked in the little house*
Ahsoka: Master? You smell like crap.
Anakin: Shut up.
*The three sat down at a little table. MeeMaw walked in with a plate of chocolate chip cookies. Anakin reached and took a bite of one*
Anakin: Oh God.
*He runs out of the room with his hand over his mouth*
Obi-Wan: Did I mention that you shouldn't eat the cookies?
Ahsoka: Why…
Obi-Wan: She doesn't follow a recipe.
Ahsoka: Oh.
*Anakin runs back in*
Anakin: What does she put in those? Defiantly not love…
Ahsoka and Obi-Wan: We don't know.
Anakin: Hold on…
*Anakin runs back to the bathroom*
Obi-Wan: Maybe too much love.
Ahsoka: No Pepto-Bismol for sure…So why don't you like coming here? The cookies?
Obi-Wan: No…
*A guy with hair similar to Anakin's walks in*
Obi-Wan: Him…
Bruno: Hey hey Obi!
Obi-Wan: Cousin Bruno, hi.
Bruno: Oh shosh! So silly!
(A/N: He has a girly voice)
Bruno: Mmm, girl who is this?
Ahsoka: Um I'm Ahsoka.
Bruno: Mm, Ahsoka girl. Hmm… Oh! Hey hey boy!
Anakin: Are you um talking to me?
Bruno: Yeah boyy!
Anakin; Uh hi.
Bruno: Mmm, you strong and handsome…You wit Obi?
*Anakin stares at Bruno*
Bruno: Oh! Mmm mmm. Savin' it for the ladies. I see. You two I guess? A-ha I see it! Well Obi, friends, G2G!
*Bruno walks away*
Anakin: Were never coming back.
*MeeMaw walks in*
MeeMaw: Oh Obi! I didn't realize you have brunette hair! Sexy!
Anakin: MeeMaw, your little Obikin is over there.
Meemaw: My mistake you handsome devil. Obi!
*MeeMaw hugs Obi-Wan*
Obi-Wan; We're gonna have to leave MeeMaw.
MeeMaw: Not yet puddin'! We gotta watch the videos!
*MeeMaw nudges Anakin*
MeeMaw: We've got ones of him on the potty and in the tub!
Ahsoka: We can stay as long as you'd like Mrs. Kenobi!
MeeMaw: Good! Good! Come let's watch! Bruno! We watchin' the videos!
Bruno:" Oh my God! Let's go! Let's go now!
*They all walk into the living room. Obi-Wan stays in the kitchen*
MeeMaw: Okay, OH LOOK! Christmas!
Bruno: Oh look at me! Sexy beast!
MeeMaw: And Obi on his first speeder bike!
*Anakin and Ahsoka are sitting on the couch laughing*
MeeMaw: Ha ha! Oh his first case of diarrhea! Mmm, that was gross.
Bruno: Oh Obi! Remember when we took our first bath together! I brought my rubber ducky and you brought yours!
Obi-Wan: Mother we have to go!
MeeMaw: Awe so soon? Oh, well Jedi gotta do what Jedi gotta do. Come back anytime Obi!
Ahsoka: Oh Mrs. Kenobi we'll come back whenever we can!
Bruno: Oh my gosh! Obi and I in the sprinkler!
MeeMaw: Yes. And bring your brown haired friend too. Mmm hmm.
Bruno: Bye Obi.
*The three boarded the Twilight and took off towards Coruscant*
Anakin: We're coming back next week!
Obi-Wan: Oh God!
Hhahahhahahah! Hope you liked it! REVIEW!