Title: Name

Author: Seph Meadowes

Rating: K

Category: Books – Twilight

Pairing/s: None.

Warning/s: None.

Summary: EJ Cullen has a problem for his first day of pre-school.


It was his first day of pre-school and he was just as excited as Renesmee who already tried on four different dresses just to make sure she looked perfect. He, on the other hand, had a different problem.

Edward Jacob Cullen.

He stared at the letters on his name tag written elegantly in Aunt Alice's flowery script. He pronounced the vowels that made up his name repeatedly, trying to figure out why it just sounded so…wrong.

Ed-ward Ja-cob Cu-llen.

Something wasn't right with the way the vowels meshed or how the letters were written in that order. Something just didn't click with his name.

Edward Jacob Cullen.

His eyes brightened with realization as he figured out his dilemma. Grabbing the black magic marker on his desk, he crossed out that one word.

Edward Cullen.

There, he thought to himself, all better.


This is dedicated to A Pretty Reckless Girl for being such a smartass.