Title: Pride not Joy Part One
By: Sissy
(Disclaimer: APH shall never belong to me, otherwise you'd see a lot more yaoi between these nations. Also, go Netherlands! Also, this started as a joke by me to my sis. Also, FIFA also does not belong to me.)
"Today, once and for all, I'll make you hand Ita-chan to me!" The hot-blooded nation that made for a terrible boss and a much terrible lover declared to the always serious nation.
"I might not be playing at my best but you can be sure I'll give it my all." That nation replied without getting angry and added. "Also, this is a fight for pride, not nations. Whether Italy wants to go home to you is his decision."
"Stop mixing up words and let's get down to business!" Spain, the Red Fury, said with a smirk as the two nations at stake watched from the stands, one with a look worry and desperation and the other with a deep glare.
"Of course." Germany, the Deutsch, nodded and handled the ball.
"Ve~! Germany seems very serious! And so does Spain-nii-chan! Nii-chan, I don't know who to root for!" The idiot and useless North Italy cried out to his older brother, the much more serious yet equally useless South Italy, aka Romano.
"For Spain of course! Don't you dare root for that potato bastard!" Romano cried out, the angry tone never leaving him. "That stupid Spain! What's with that 'hand Ita-chan to me' crap? Hmph! I don't care one bit!" He muttered to himself, but it only caused Italy to worry about his brother.
By half time, everything remained at a standstill. Then by the end of the match, Germany approached Italy with a frown and a look of defeat. Spain had accompanied him with a wide grin plastered all over his face.
"Ita-chan, come be with me! That way both you and Romano can stay at my place all the time!" Spain proclaimed to Italy, but the other nation looked at him confused.
"Why?" Italy asked curiously, handing a towel to Germany.
"He wants you as a prize for winning the match against me." Germany looked glum as he took the towel.
"Spain you idiot!" Romano head butted Spain from the stand and ran away at full force.
"Spain-nii-chan, you idiot!" Italy also screamed but held on tightly to Germany. "I don't want to leave Germany's care! He takes good care of me! Also, you made nii-chan cry!"
"Huh?" Spain was left confused and frozen in place.
"What he means is that you should take better care of the subordinate in your care first." Germany picked up Italy and walked off with the nation in bridal style.
"Huh?" Spain wasn't sure of what to do about the whole ordeal. "What just happened?" He simply asked himself.
To Be Continued…?
Sissy: What DID just happen?
Kody: You ruptured your brain.
Sissy: My brain cells! My neurons! Mah hormones! (inside joke)
Aoi: Depending on how the last two games end up, there might be a continuation.
Sissy: And yes, I did make fun of the game with my sis. Well, not this one during the game, just last week. When Spain advanced I told her, "This is now a fight for the Italy bros."
Kody: Seriously, don't reply to any of this. I think Sissy drowned in something.
Sissy: How mean, I'm just stating the obvious.