A/n: Okay, I wanted to do a parody of something. I decided on Twilight. I love the Twilight Saga. But I'm getting bored. Hope you enjoy it!

Edward Cullen Is going insane.

Jane Volturi and 10 others like this.

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Alice Cullen That's what you get for knocking Bella up, now isn't it?

Aro Volturi I like cheese :)!

Esme Cullen Aro, are you on crack?

Aro Volturi No, I'm on ya mom.

Alec Volturi Burn!

Alpha Jake Yeah, someone really old like you saying burn. . . . .

Felix the Commander Who forgot to put the dog out?

Rosalie Hale I was going to but Carlisle forbid it. He said it's un-lady like

Alpha Jake Your a lady? More like Godzilla if you ask me...

Heidi Volturi What did I miss?

Violet Ivory Your face.

Caius Volturi Who are you?

Violet Ivory The author.

Caius Volturi You look like a whore.

Violet Ivory Don't bring ya mom's face into this.

Lily Whispers Violet. Who are these people?

Violet Ivory They're my ideas. I took off my hat and they jumped out of my head and started running towards the computer.

Giana May Do you know how gay that sounds?

Violet Ivory Yeah, but my ideas are pretty much all gay.

Jane Volturi If you ever join the volturi you'd fit right in with Alec, he's gay too

Alec Volturi I'm not gay, if you want to think anyone's gay look at Felix

Bella Swan Edward cullen! You married me now you my bitch! So suck it up.

Edward Cullen Okay, dear. . . .

A/n: Okay, that's it. I couldnt come up with anything else. I hope you liked it. I will start working on this when I'm not working n The marauders Daughters or Universal Companion.