A little fic I wrote while listening to 3Oh!3 ft. Ke$ha "My First Kiss."

I do not own Invader Zim. If I did, it would still be on T.V.

Zim leaned against the wall of the school, out of the view of the other students. Ever since the "movie they had watched in class, he had been wondering something…

What was a "kiss?"

"Hm, what, indeed, is this… "kissing" thingy those stink beasts were speaking of…?" The alien continued to ponder it, until a voice interrupted his thoughts. "It's when two peoples lips touch, duh." Zim turned to see the stink beast Dib's younger littermate, Gaz, playing on her mini computer.

"When two people's what's do what?" he exclaimed/inquired (It's sometimes hard to tell with Zim.) Rolling her eyes, Gaz put her game away. Walking closer, the red-violet haired girl repeated herself, "When two people, willingly, put their lips together." When Zim still looked confused, Gaz sighed, brushing her hair behind her ear. "Here, I'll show you." With that, she pressed her lips onto Zim's. She felt the alien tense up, then relax, giving in to what she was doing. Unconsciously, Gaz reached up and wrapped her arms around Zim's neck, relishing in the strange sensation that she was feeling.

After a minute (and some tongue wrestling), she pulled back. Zim, who had had his contacts out, blinked his deep red eyes open, his cheeks a little greener than usual. Gaz, her cheeks a faint pink tinge, said quietly, "That's what a kiss is." With that, she turned and walked away. Pressing his clawed fingers to his lips, Zim decided something.

He needed to kiss Gaz again.

A very short first chapter. I'm hoping that the next ones will be longer. Please R&R. I promise to have more up ASAP.~

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