Title: Just Punishment
For: See03
Pairing: KakaIru
Prompt: trampoline.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but this idea and these words are mine

AN: If you don't know what a june bug is... google it.

"The trampoline was genius!" Anko laughed, leaning across the table to grab a marker so she could finish doodling her 'masterpiece' on top of the mission desk. "I didn't think even ninja could fly so high."

Iruka rolled his eyes and snatched at the marker. "Gimme that."

"But I'm boooored!" she whined, reaching for the marker which was pulled out of her reach and tucked away.

"You don't have to sit here," the chunin pointed out, sighing and rubbing at the scar on his nose.

Anko grinned and scooted a little closer. "But if I'm not sitting here I'll miss seeing your boyfriend's face when he comes storming in here after he realizes you are responsible for his little expedition into space."

Iruka pouted and stuck his lower lip out to emphasize the fact. "It's his own fault for refusing to use the door. I didn't do anything wrong."

"So you told Kurenai the truth to get her to make you that genjutsu tag?" She raised a disbelieving eyebrow at him. "Then got Gai to infuse his spare trampoline with chakra with the honest intention of using it to 'practice slowing yourself down from etreme and velocities'?"

"Well... not exactly," Iruka admitted, looking a bit sheepish. "But he deserved it."

The purple-haired konichi snickered. "Oh yes remind me again why your sexy-as-sin boyfriend 'deserved' to be catapaulted halfway across konoha."

Iruka frowned and looked away, refusing to answer for a moment before grumbling inaudibly.

"What? I don't think I heard you..." Anko put a hand to her ear dramatically.

"Because my sexy-as-sin boyfriend finds it amusing to sneak up behind me and make june bug noises," Iruka growled, shuddering visibly.

"Vvvvt!"

Iruka jumped out of seat, nearly knocking the table over as he spun around. "Kami Kakashi!"

Anko started laughing again, pounding her fist on the table and generally making a display of it.

Kakashi smirked and leaned back against the wall, carefully dusting himself off. "It's not nice to prank your hokage or your 'sexy-as-sin' boyfriend, Iruka-kun. It just encourages him..." he said, grinning visibly beneath his mask.

"I hate June..." Iruka seethed.