I'm Affa, I don't own any of the other characters here.
I watched Seeing is Beliving recentlly, and I thought Jeremie was being REALLY paranoid (even though he was completely right)
Also for some reason it's really easy and fun to make fun of that little blonde genius, especially his paranoidiness.
Ulrich: Hey has anyone noticed that Jeremie's been really paranoid lately?
Yumi: I know what you mean, on the way to class the metal doorknob shocked him and he freaked out.
Aelita: Don't be so hard on Jeremie, he hasn't had a lot of sleep lately, hmmmm...has anyone seen my mix demo.
Jeremie: XANA!
Sissi: Hey Ulrich, wanna make out?
Ulrich: No, get away from me Sissi!
Sissi: Oh, don't be like that Ulrich, let's go to the computer room -tackles Ulrich-
Jeremie: XANA!
Odd: It's nice to be with family during vacation.
Kiwi: Arf!
Pauline: Hey Odd, it's time for dinner, we're having crab.
-one engorgement of food later-
Odd: Ugh...I feel sick, there was something wrong with those crabs.
Jeremie: XANA!
Affa: Ya know it's weird that Jeremie was here at Kadic in the Sissi sketch, then he got all the way to Italy in the next one and now he's going to appear out of nowhere back here.
Aelita: Yeah, it is weird, maybe he has a transporter, or he's magic, or-
Jeremie: XANA!
Hiroki: You love Ulrich! You love Ulrich!
Yumi: Shut up Hiroki! Ulrich and I are very good friends that's all!
Hiroki: You know you looove him Yumi. Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha. -faints-
Yumi: Oh no, he had a spazz attack!
Jeremie: XANA!
Herb: That Jeremie is being even more infuriating than usual.
Nicholas: Yeah, and what's this Xana thing he keeps yelling about. Also what are we going to do tonight?
Herb: The same thing we do every night Nicholas, try to take over the world!
Jeremie: XANA!
Jim: Alright people, let's hustle, you're never gonna win the championship like that, let's MOVE MOVE MOVE!
Ulrich: Wow. Jim's really working us to the bone today.
Yumi: Tell me about it, I didn't know it was possible to be this out of breath.
Jim: I understand you're all tired so to lighten the mood I'm putting on some music.
Jeremie: XANA!
William: Hey, I haven't been in this thing yet!
Affa: That's because I hate you.
William: How could you hate ME! I'm the coolest kid in school.
Affa: Well see right there, you're big ego is annoying, that's what got you possessed in the first place, remember? Also you're a jerk, and a stalker, and you try to break up UxY which is the most excepted shipping in the CL fanbase, so yeah, a lot of people hate you.
William: O_O
Affa: -checks to see if anyone is looking, nobody is- Owowowowow, William hurt me!
Jeremie: XANA!
If you want to add a skit to these, just put it in a review, I'll write some more too, if there's enough I'll publish another chapter of this.
Jeremie:-sitting in a dark corner in fetile position- xana xana xana xana XANA XANA XANA xana xana xana XANAXANAXANAXANAXANA!
Affa: Shut up Jeremie!