This is an iCarly Interview
Summary- This Is An iCarly Interview, if you didn't guess, ask the iCarly gang and their friends and family crazy questions and dare them insane dares-they'll do 'em-trust me!
Disclaimer-I thought we were on the same page here
Chapter 1-Introduction
*NOTE* I am Andrea (cause that's my name) and my friend Sophia (who told me to put her in this chiz and she is like my only Seddie supporter friend and acts just like me [except I'm smart…kinda]=D) is my BFF 4 ever (even if she is stupid.)*NOTE*
Andrea-Yo, Yo, Yo! This is Andrea!
Sophia-And I am Sophia…her best friend…named Sophia!
Andrea- and Sophia isn't the brightest light out there.
Sophia-What?
Andrea-My point exactly. *Stares at iCarly gang*
Sam-What?
Andrea-Well introduce yourselves!
Sophia-I'm Sophia!
Andrea-And she STILL isn't the brightest one out there.
Sophia-What?
Andrea-Moving on! *Points to iCarly gang* Introduce yourselves!
Carly-I'm Carly!
Freddie-Freddie here!
Spencer-Spenco!
Gibby-This is the Gibster!
Andrea-Don't call yourself the Gibster.
Gibby-Why not?
Andrea-It makes you sound stupid.
Gibby-I am stupid.
Andrea-Yes you are.
Gibby-Thank you!
Andrea-*Widens eyes then shakes head*Ok, moving on! Somebody else introduce yourself!
Sophia-I'm Sophia!
Andrea-*Slaps forehead* Yes Sophia, we've established this.
Crazy-I'm Mrs. Benson.
Andrea-I didn't invite you.
Crazy-That's ok, just making sure this is safe for my little FreddieBear!
*Everyone except Crazy and Freddie bursts into laughter*
Freddie-MOM!
Andrea-*Still laughing.* This is rated K.
Crazy-K is the letter Kill starts with.
Andrea-Kindness starts with K.
Crazy-So does kill.
Andrea-Oh shut up and just sit there.
Crazy-Shut up is a naughty word.
Andrea-Your face is a naughty word.
Sam-*Points to me*I like you!
Crazy-*In a sing song voice* Pointing is really-
Andrea-SECURITY
*Football team dressed in black picks Crazy up and take her outside*
*Everyone is looking at me weirdly*
Andrea-What she was getting on my nerves!
Everyone-*Shakes head in agreement*
Sophia-WAIT
Andrea-What?
Sophia-Griffin isn't here!
Andrea-Well that's a problem; that just won't do.
Sophia-No it won't.
Andrea-Not even a little.
Carly-Are you going to do something about it or just stand there talking about how it won't do.
Andrea-PACIENCE SASSY PANTS
Carly-*Widens eyes*
Andrea-*Giggles to self* Whoa, had a moment there.
Freddie-*Using sarcasm* Really?
Andrea-If you use sarcasm I tase you.
Freddie-You don't have a…
Andrea-*Pulls out taser*
Freddie-Yes, I'll shut up now.
Andrea-Zach! (Zach is a really annoying guy in my class, so I'm making him hold the camera-so HA Zach! His last name is Wempe {pronounced wimpy] so I will call him that throughout the story/interview)
Zach-*from behind camera* What?
Andrea-Get Griffin and Guppy for me!
Zach-Why should I?
Andrea-Because you obey the person with the taser!
Zach-*Eyes widen* Fair enough! *Puts camera on tripod then runs out of the room*
Andrea-Sophia, ask them a question!
Sophia-Why?
Andrea-Cause his is the first chapter so I have no questions ready!
Sophia-Well Miss Sassy Pants.
Andrea-I'm not sassy I'm bold now just do it!
Sophia-Well then, be that way! Ok, I dare Spencer to go get me some meat!
Andrea-That's not a dare!
Sophia-But I want some meat!
Andrea-*nods head in agreement*Me too.
Sam-Hey, don't forget me!
Andrea-BYE!
Ok now you guys can review this story and dare them to do something or ask them questions-They answer them/do the dare-Trust me! So push the little review button and ASK QUESTIONS AND DARE DARES!...uh…please?
LOVE ALWAYS,
-randomness