Oblivion-Yeah I just recently finished playing LoZ:Wind waker so I figured, why not write a parody for it? So here it is.

Disclaimer-I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH! I DO NOT OWN MOST JOKES, ALL CHARACTERS, AREA NAMES, ECT. AGAIN I DON'T OWN ANYTHING LISTED NOR ANYTHING ELSE USED!

The Legend of parodies, The wind waker upper.

Prologue-The legend.

This is but one of the legends the people speak...

"Hey dude, did you hear about the guy who could fit a whole pineapple up his ass?"

"No way!"

Long ago, there existed a kingdom where a golden power lay hidden

It was a prosperous land blessed with green forests, tall mountains, and peace.

"Alright men, get chopping and start some forest fires while your at it!"

But one day a man of great evil-"Oh I just love fluffy bunnies and pink unicorns!"-Found the power the golden power toke it for himself...

With its strength at his command, he spread darkness across the kingdom.

"You shall all face death by a thousand fluffy bunny!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO! THEY ARE TO ADORABLE!"

But then, when all hope had died, and the hour of doom seemed at hand...

"Now you must all watch me dance in a swim suit for ever!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S TO OVER RATED FOR THE CHILDREN!"

...a young boy clothed in green appeared as if from nowhere. Wielding the blade of evil's bane-a very pointy stick-he sealed the dark one away and gave the land light.

"Here, want some light? No! It's all mine! You hear me? MINE!"

This boy, who traveled through time to save the land, was known has the hero of time.

"I'm from the past!"

"Yeah that's nice kid now go play in the street or something."

The boy's tale was passed down through generations until it became legend.

"Did you hear about the kid from the past?"

"Thats just some B-S. But pineapple guy is so much more true!"

But then...a day came when a fell wind began to blow across the kingdom.

"Sniff, sniff...Alright who just farted?"

The great evil (Of fluffy freaking bunnies and damn pink unicorns) that all thought had been forever sealed away by the hero...

"Thank the Gods for sealing away all those bunnies! I would have died!"

...Once again crept forth from the depths of the earth, eager to resume its dark designs.

"Guess who's back bitches."

"...Shit."

The people believed that the hero of time, ages, seasons (What ever it was!) would again come to save them.

"Even though its been 100 years since you came, we hope you come back to save us."

...But the hero did not appear.

"Lazy ass!"

Faced by an onslaught of evil, the people could do nothing but appeal to the gods

"Oh gods that most likely do not exist, please help us for no benefit what so-ever."

In their last hour, as doom drew nigh, they left their future to the hands of fate.

"Instead of actually doing something, we shall sit on our lazy ass's and let him do what ever he wants!"

What became of the kingdom...?

None remain who know.

"Hey did you hear about that kingdom?"

"What kingdom?"

"Forget it, its not important..."

The memory of the kingdom vanished, but its legend survived on the wind's breath.

Well then I think it's about time the wind brushed its teeth.

On a certain island, it became customary to garb boys in green when they came of age.

"Put on these cloths."

"Why?"

"Because its your birthday."

"Okay."

Clothed in the green of fields, they aspired to find heroic blades and cast down evil

...evil as in giant monsters of an idiots pet unicorn?

The elders wished only for the youths to know courage like the hero of legend...

A total pansy that gets scared when someone touches him?

Oblivion- and there is the prologue. Hope you enjoyed it and chapter 1 might come out later tonight.