Alright people! New story time!

I don't really have a plot for this yet and I'm just going to go with the fucking flow.

Enjoy

Warnings: I'm not sure yet

Disclaimer: If I owned anything that made me money, I wouldn't live in the shithole town I fucking live in now.

Enjoy the story!

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Naruto sat on his bed, listening to his iPod. His cat was bugging him and he wanted the little bastard to shut up.

He got up and walked to his little kitchen. The cat, Kyuubi, followed.

"I hear you, fat ass…" Naruto murmured. "God, you're going to weigh more than me here shortly."

The cat meowed a moody sound and scratched Naruto's leg.

"Ah, shit!" Naruto put down the now full bowl of cat food and walked to his couch to examine his leg. There were three, long, bleeding scratches.

"Aw, I have to go to work in ten minutes too…" Naruto looked at the scratches again. "Then I have to feed Kyuubi and myself, go to bed, go to school and go to work after three hours of rest." He sighed and stood up.

Naruto threw on a shirt that had his company's name on it and some orange pants. He stormed out the door, yelling a quick "bye Kyuubi" at his cat.

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"Naruto, you're late… again…" Iruka looked at the sixteen year old. "What's your excuse today?"

"I had to feed my cat." Naruto scratched his cheek. "And he scratched me, again."

"I don't really care what you do in your free time, Naruto. Just make sure that you get to work on time and do your job right, got it?" Naruto nodded before running off to his station.

Working as a cook in one of the most popular and prestigious restaurants in Konoha was a huge honor for anyone. Even eating at the place was an honor.

At least it was better than his last job at Ichiraku Ramen. There he only got paid enough to pay rent and buy more ramen. He's lucky Kyuubi was still alive. He barely got to eat anything at all.

Naruto ran toward the kitchen, hurriedly throwing on his apron. There were some perks to working here.

1: He had enough money to pay rent and take care of himself and Kyuubi.

2: This was a job he could do.

3: His friends worked here.

4: It was never quiet…

Silence is deafening.

Naruto waved at Gaara and Kiba. He spotted his bosses little brother, Sasuke. By now everyone was used to him being so late so he never got into any trouble for it.

Naruto stood in front of his area, doing what few dishes he was assigned to prepare. He wasn't the best cook in the world but he was good enough that he had four dishes assigned to him.

His boss, Itachi, walked into the kitchen. Itachi had silky black hair, was taller than most of the cooks, and was… well… scary.

He beckoned Naruto to follow him to his office. Gaara and Kiba both prayed good luck to him.

Naruto wasn't afraid of Itachi… he was terrified of him. To Naruto, everything about Itachi screamed murder and pain.

Naruto followed Itachi into his lush office. He sat in the uncomfortable chair across the desk from Itachi's leather chair.

"Naruto, do you know why I called you into my office today?" Itachi raised his eyebrow and stared at Naruto with his penetrating coal eyes.

"Um… no, not particularly…" Naruto said, fidgeting under Itachi's stare.

"I called you here about a promotion…" Itachi laced his fingers together and leaned forward to rest on them. "You'll be my own personal chef, should you accept." Itachi rose from his seat. "It will pay triple what you make right now. You will also live in the Uchiha manor with my younger brother and me." He walked over toward Naruto. "Do you except these terms, Naruto?"

Naruto's mind was spinning. He didn't know what to say. He needed the money… and his apartment was so small he didn't have enough room to breathe.

"I'll do it." Naruto mumbled. "But, only if I can bring my cat, Kyuubi." Itachi stared hard at him.

"Okay, I can live with that… as long as he's fixed." Itachi said, looking into the blonde's eyes.

"He was fixed as a kitten." Naruto said, lying through his teeth. Kyuubi hadn't been fixed and he was intended to do that to his baby boy. He'd get Kyuubi fixed when he got fixed.

"Good, we have a female cat at the mansion. She hasn't been spayed. She's a Persian and my mother refuses to fix her." Itachi sat back down at his desk. "My mother would strangle your cat if he got her baby girl pregnant. She's in heat right now." Itachi leaned back in his chair. "You will have your own quarters, a kitchen, bathroom, living room. It's about the size of a large apartment." Itachi raised his eyebrow. "Any questions?"

Naruto quickly shook his head and stood. "I accept the promotion, Mr. Uchiha. Thank you."

"When you join us at our home, please feel free to call me Itachi. You may leave. You will start next Sunday." Itachi looked down at his laptop, in which he was having a virtual meeting.

Naruto quickly nodded and left the room. He almost sprinted back to the main kitchen to tell Gaara and Kiba what had happened. He wasn't too sure how they'd take it, however.

Naruto entered the kitchen and found Gaara and Kiba near their stations. Sasuke probably got on their asses about not working again.

"Hey guys! Guess what?" Naruto said out of breath. Gaara raised his eyebrow at his friend and nodded his head. Kiba fell asleep on the floor about ten minutes ago. "I got a promotion! I'm going to be working in Mr. Uchiha's home starting next Sunday."

Gaara knew why Naruto was excited, no matter how much Naruto tried to deny it.

"Hope you have fun."

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Okay, that was the first chapter. I don't know when I'll have the next one done. I guess I have my plot now too.

I understand that this chapter was a little short, but I didn't want to go any further into the story yet…

Next chapter will be about Naruto's week before he goes to the Uchiha Manor.

Until next time, later.