OHMYGOD! ITS BEEN OVER A MONTH! :O

I really am very sorry, but it's not COMPLETELY my fault. *stares disappointedly at you* Only TWO people asked questions. TWO. If it weren't for my current favorite anonymous review, specialchild, I would probably have waited years to write this.

Oh, and of course, my dear FF BFF/sister/co-writer/bud ChAnNyObSeSsEd. (: Thanks Alli! Love you girl. :D

But specialchild, thank you SO MUCH for all your questions. And they seriously cracked me up. (: Since you're the reason I wrote this chapter, it's going to be FOR YOU. :D I hope you like what I put!

Everyone, THANK SPECIALCHILD! I know you guys were dying for this chapter. ;)

And now... For the final installment of Condor Studios Files...

"Santiago, this is absolutely impossible," Gilroy moaned.

Ryan nodded. "I actually agree with Michelle. I mean, do you see these magazines?" He shook one furiously in the air.

Santiago picked it up and read it quickly:

Everyone is shocked to see the breakup of Hollywood's favorite couple, Channy! Rumor is the split happened at the shooting of our newest special, Comdor Studios Files. The couples refuses to comment at all, simply glaring at the reporters or smacking them with a shoe.

Santiago raised his eyebrows. "And?"

Ryan looked at him as if he was blind. "Gilroy and I have been trying to get Channy together for the interview tomorrow but they refuse!"

"Sonny threw her shoe at me." Gilroy winced at the reminder.

Santiago smiled and chuckled, placing a comforting hand on Ryan's shoulders. "Ah, my confused companions. Do you not know me at all?"

Gilroy and Ryan looked at each other nervously.

"I know exactly how to get the couple together!" Santiago assured them. "But I'm afraid it will involve-"

"-disguises." Ryan groaned.

Gilroy sighed. "Am I gonna have to be a girl again?"

Santiago pursed his lips and scratched his chin. "Hmmmm... Not sure. I don't have an idea yet."

"Yeah, I mean it's not like we're gonna have to be...supermodels or anything!" Ryan snickered.

Gilroy burst into laughter. "That's a good one!"

Santiago snapped his fingers, his eyes lit in inspiration. "I just had the most brilliant idea!"

"Dude," Ryan complained. "You're kidding me, right?" He was dressed in a long blue gown with a sweetheart neckline, his face powdered with makeup and outfit adorned with jewels.

Gilroy glared at him behind his heavily lidded eyeliner. "You just had to say supermodel, didn't ya!" he shook his head while adjusting his frilly pink dress resembling a princess out of a movie.

Ryan sniggered. "Love the dress, Michelle."

"Man, you better-"

"Boys!" Santiago stopped them. "Let's act professional."

"You're not the one who has to be supermodel!" Ryan pointed out.

Gilroy nodded angrily. "And what kinda model wears a dress like this? I mean, what am I modeling for? Disney Princess clothes for the kids?"

"Seems pretty appropriate to me."

"I am not dressed up," Santiago explained. "So I can get the show ready for when they arrive."

"Yeah, but why both of us?" Ryan asked. "I think just Michelle would've been perfectly fine."

"I need one of you to go to Chad, and to Sonny," Santiago answered. "Ryan, you go to Chad. Michelle, Sonny."

"Why does everyone have to call me that?" Gilroy demanded.

"Cause it's fun!" Santiago responded. "Now off, you too!"

Ryan and Gilroy grudgingly left to fulfill their tasks.

Sonny Munroe sighed longingly at the framed photograph in her hands. It was a very special one to her, one she had always kept with her.

Chad's pefect face was smiling at the camera with a professional wink aimed at her. It was signed, too.

To my biggest fan, TV's Chad Dylan Cooper.

Sonny blinked back unwanted tears. She felt absolutely miserable. For the past couple days, she had tried to talk to him. But after some mean insults aimed towards her, she'd given up hope.

"I never want to speak to you again, Sonny. Just go away. You're not worth the time."

"I don't give a crap! If you didn't mean it, then why did you tell them that?"

"Oh, so it was before we were dating? Thanks. Great to know you've always hated me."

"Just go away, Munroe! I never want to see your horrible self ever again!"

Sonny choked back a sob. His words were so hurtful. She hated what had happened. Why couldn't she turn back the clock?

Stupid Ryan, she thought. Stupid Gilroy. Stupid Santiago!

"Sonnnnnnayyyyyyyy!" trilled a stretched voice entering the dressing room.

Sonny turned around in her chair and shook her head at the bouncing blonde. "Tawwwnayyyy!"

Tawni Hart flashed a million dollar smile at her. "I need you to do me a favor."

"And that is?" Sonny awaited.

"Here," she answered, throwing a pair of keys in Sonny's lap. "I need you to get my Coco Moco Coco out of my car."

Sonny gasped mockingly. "You left the poor thing?"

Tawni frowned. "I was distracted! Just do it, please."

"Why should I do that?" Sonny asked.

Tawni hesitated. "Because... I love you?"

A huge smile broke out onto Sonny's face. "Awwww, Tawni!" She ran to her friend and engulfed her into a hug. "I love you too!"

"Why am I being touched?" Tawni flinched.

Sonny smiled sheepishly, releasing her. "Sorry. I'm a-"

"-hugger," Tawni finished. "I'm aware! Just go!"

Sonny waved while skipping out of the room.

Tawni sighed and rested herself on her chair near her vanity table. She looked up at her mirror and gasped. "My god!" she gushed. "I'm even prettier than I was yesterday!"

"Why, my dear," shrilled a voice out the door. "Aren't you always pretty?"

Tawni smiled to herself. "Well yeah, but - WAIT, WHO SAID THAT?"

"Me!" the voice said. "My name is Michelle and I'm here to offer you something."

Tawni groaned. "For the last time, I'm not interested in your cookies, little girl!"

"Oh not that!" Michelle reassured her. "I want to offer a beautiful career for a beautiful woman."

"Hmmm..." Tawni's expression quirked. "I'm listening."

You could hear the smile in Michelle's voice. "We have seen you on So Random! You have the true makings of a Disney Princess model!"

Tawni's eyes lit up. "Disney princess model? Oh, my god! I've wanted to do that since I was seven! Can I be Cinderella?"

"You can be all of them." Tawni gasped in excitement. "Just meet me at stage 1 tonight."

Tawni grinned. "I'll be there!"

Gilroy smirked deviously outside the door. "God, that Sonny Munroe is so gullible."

"Gilroy!" Ryan called, running down the hall while pulling his dress up. "Got Sonny?"

He nodded. "What about Chad?"

"Oh, he's coming, alright," Ryan rolled his eyes. "I guess imagining his life as a model clouded his vision, because I saw myself in the mirror." He shuddered.

"Or he's just stupid?" Gilroy suggested.

Ryan snickered. "Come on, Santiago's waiting."

Santiago was waiting, indeed. The show was due to start in twenty minutes, and with no sight of any of his hilariously disguised coworkers, the odds were not in his favor at all.

As Ryan and Gilroy walked up the stage, Santiago sighed in relief. "Where have you been?" he demanded, walking up to them. "You were supposed to be back hours ago!"

Ryan smiled sheepishly. "We stopped for fro yo."

Santiago had an incredulous look on his face. "For two hours - oh, never mind. So Chad and Sonny are definitely coming?"

Gilroy nodded. "For sure."

"Excellent," was Santiago's response before he rushed backstage to set something up.

"We should really change," Ryan noticed.

"Five minutes till showtime!" a young man with speakers in his ears rushing around stage. "Five minutes!"

"Boys!" Santiago called, running to Ryan and Santiago, who were lounging in the corner. "Where are they? Five minutes!"

Ryan looked around. "I don't really know-"

"Never fear!" Everyone turned to see Chad walking on stage. "Chad Dylan Cooper is here!"

Santiago rolled his eyes. "You're late."

Chad puffed in pride. "Fashionably."

"Where have you-"

"-wait!" Chad's eyes widened. "Santiago? What are you..." He suddenly realized what was going on. "I need to get out of here!"

Santiago's eyes widened. "Someone get him out there!"

In a sudden rush, hundreds of workers ambushed Chad, pushing him on stage.

"How dare you!" Chad was yelling. "I can sue all of you, I tell you! All of you!"

Ryan ignored him and looked to Gilroy. "Dude, where's Sonny?"

Gilroy shrugged. "She said she'd be here!"

"Hello, my fans!" the reporters heard a high pitched voice squeal ecstatically. Tawni Hart entered the stage with a stylish pose. "Your model is here!"

"What?" Santiago questioned. "Tawni Hart? What are you doing here?"

Tawni flipped her hair. "For the modeling thing. Duh."

"Modeling thing? What- Oh, my god." Santiago bored his eyes at Gilroy. "You told Tawni to come here?"

Gilroy laughed sheepishly. "Uhhh... I guess, yeah."

"How could you be so stupid?" Ryan asked. "She doesn't look anything like Sonny!"

"I was outside the whole time!" Gilroy defended himself.

"Why didn't you come in then?" Santiago asked, a murderous glare in his eyes.

"I - I -"

"Ugh, Tawni," came a voice from behind. Everyone looked to see a high pile of boxes covering the face of the person carrying them. "Why did I have to carry all these?"

Tawni scoffed. "Sonny, you owe me."

"But I already parked your - "

"Hold up," Santiago said. "Did you just say Sonny?"

Suddenly all the boxes fell to the floor revealing a very frazzled looking girl. "Yeah - oh, my gosh! Santiago!"

"Thirty seconds!" the young man warned everyone. "Thirty seconds!"

"Somebody get Sonny on stage!" Santiago commanded.

The guards all stampeded her to the stage while she struggled against them. "What the heck is going on?" she shouted. "SANTIAGO!"

"What about me?" Tawni asked, impatiently tapping her foot to the floor.

"Santiago, you need to be out there," Ryan screamed running on stage.

Santiago looked frantically out there. "Michelle, go play dress up with Tawni!"

Gilroy's mouth fell. "What?"

"YAY!"

"Wait, no, I didn't agree to this! SANTIAGO!"

Santiago ignored Gilroy's screams and ran on stage. It was show time.

The audience was boistering with chaos. The entire stage was crowded with reporters, fangirls, and fanboys. The entire stage was covered by a huge white sign with hearts around it that read: Chatting with Channy! They didn't realize what an ever bigger catastrophe was behind it.

"You people are nuts!" Chad screamed, struggling against the ropes. "You can all get arrested for this!"

The security guards boomed with laughter.

"Yeah, ha ha!" Chad mocked them. "Don' t you think it'll be a little weird that we're, I don't know, wrapped up?"

"Nope," one of the guards responded. He pressed a button on a remote and the ropes were gone.

"Oh, thank goodness," Chad said, relieved. "Now, if you'll excuse me - wait, what?" As Chad attempted to get out of his chair, he wouldn't budge. "Is this superglue or something?" he asked.

"It's a secret," a guard replied. "Now be quiet. If you're so bored, you can talk to your lady friend here."

Chad turned to see Sonny in a similarly chained chair. She was looking at Chad, nervously. Slightly smiling, she gave him a wave.

"Hmmmph," Chad sneered. "I'll be quiet." Hurt flashed across Sonny's face.

"Be quiet, you two!" Santiago hissed. "I'm going on!"

"I just said I was going to be quiet!"

"Well, ya said it pretty loudly!"

Chad rolled his eyes.

Santiago pushed through the white sign, revealing himself to the crowd. Immediately, the audience grows louder with anticipation. Santiago grinned and waved.

"Welcome! Welcome!" he announced through his microphone. "It's great to see all of you here! Who saw Condor Studios Files?"

The audience roars with a "YES!" "I LOVE CHAD!"

"Who loved it?"

The audience answers with "I DID!" "WHERE'S CHAD?"

Santiago smiled. "Well, then I'm happy to announce this! Today, we're having a chat with Channy, our favorite couple who recently broke up!"

"BOOOOO!"

"Don't worry, dear dimwits," Santiago smirked. "We'll get Channy together soon. Let's hear it for Chad and Sonny!"

The crowd screams as Chad and Sonny are revealed behind the curtain. "YAY!" "THERE'S CHAD!"

Sonny and Chad smile nervously and wave. They had been threatened quite a bit on what would happen if they messed this up.

"Let's just say," the security guard smirked. "None of your hair will be pretty."

Chad gulped.

"How ya doing, Channy?" Santiago winked at them. "Speak clearly through the microphone, please."

Chad and Sonny looked at each other and sighed. "We're doing great."

"Really?" Santiago raised his eyebrows. "Then why'd you break up?" The crowd screams to encourage them. "Big fight?"

"Of course not!" Chad answered. "We just had some, uh-"

"-creative differences!" Sonny finished for him.

"Exactly!" Chad agreed.

Santiago cocked an eyebrow. "Care to explain?"

"Uhh... Not really, no," Sonny said.

"Well, good, cause we have a show to start!" Santiago pulled a notecard from his pocket. "Unfortunately, due to your shocking breakup, only two people actually sent in any questions. The rest were too heartbroken, saddened, depressed, emotionally distraught, or some other sort of emotion that caused them not to have any questions for you."

Chad's eyes lit up. "Ah, well that's too bad! Maybe next time!"

"Not so fast, pretty boy," Santiago stopped him. "ChAnNyObSsEd may have sent one, but specialchild sent nine."

Sonny gulped. "Nine?"

"Let's begin with ChAnNyObSeSsEd's," Santiago suggested. "In a couple of years, if you kept feeling the way you do, can you see yourselves wanting to get married?"

Chad scoffed. "In her dreams." Sonny's eyes widened in shock.

"What?" Santiago gasped.

"I mean, uh, well, we'd have to think about it." Sonny nodded in agreement, ignoring the hole in her heart.

"Now on with specialchild's questions," Santiago grinned. "Sonny, if you were given a knife right now, what would you do with it?"

Slash you with it for ruining my life, she thought. "I would... Make a Nutella sandwich! Let's give it up for Nutella!" The crowd cheers in agreement.

"Mmmm, Nutella," Chad imagined.

"Yes, tasty," Santiago harrumphed, looking at Sonny suspiciously. "Next: Chad, do you hate Sonny?"

Chad's eyes widened. "Well...uhhh... Considering the fact she has a knife apparently, I'm going to say no."

"But what if she didn't have the knife?" Santiago asked.

"But she does."

"But what if she didn't?"

"But she does."

"For God's sake, man!" Santiago groaned. "Fine, let's just continue. Both, do you have any siblings? If so, are they violent?"

"I have a sister," Sonny shuddered. "She used to scratch me with her insanely long nails when I annoyed her. Ouch."

"I have a little sister names Charlotte," Chad said. "She's adorable but vicious."

"Fascinating," Santiago replied. "So specialchild says she likes chocolate. Do you two like chocolate?"

Sonny grinned. "I love chocolate!"

"Dude," Chad put his hand on his heart. "Chocolate is my life. Go chocolate!" The crowd screams of chocolate.

Santiago rolls his eyes and then lit up at the next question. "Chad and Sonny, what made you fall for each other?"

Chad and Sonny gasped. They looked at each other, frantically. "Uhhh..." Chad said. "I'm required to say nothing."

"And why is that?"

"Because..." Chad thought. "Because-"

"-we have a business relationship at the moment," Sonny said. "And it's totally out of the question to discuss such trivialities."

Chad nodded. "What she said."

Santiago frowned. "Fine. Chad, would you honestly trust these...dumb cross-dressing insane wannabe Oprah's?"

Sonny and Chad started cracking up. "Cross-dressing?" Chad chuckled.

"Wannabe Oprahs?" Sonny guffawed.

The entre audience burst into laughter. Santiago scowled at them. "She's not talking about anyone in particular!"

"Oh," Chad said, between laughs. "I think I know who they're talking about."

"Let's just go to the next question!" Santiago said. "Chad, who do you trust more, Sonny or...the hags Ryan, Sandy, and Michelle?"

Everyone's laughter grew. "Hags!" Sonny giggled.

"Oh, my God," Chad said, wiping tears of laughter. "I love specialchild."

"That's it!" Santiago said. "I refuse to announce these questions anymore."

"And why's that?" Sonny asked.

"You're denying specialchild's right," Chad noted.

"I refuse to be insulted!" Santiago said.

"Come on, guys!" Sonny said to the audience. "Don't you want to hear what specialchild has to say?"

"Specialchild! Specialchild!" Chad chanted. Soon, the whole audience joined in.

"SPECIALCHILD! SPECIALCHILD! SPECIALCHILD!"

"Enough!" But the voice wasn't Santiago's. Everyone looked up to see Tawni Hart at the top of the stage with Gilroy and Ryan tied up behind her.

"Tawni!" Sonny smiled.

Tawni grinned. "I have all of specialchild's comments. Observe!"

Suddenly, a projection screened in front of the audience.

Channy, guys please don't break up. I love you as a couple. You're so cute!

The audience roared, "YEAH!"

Chad Dylan Cooper fans, Chad's hurting cause of those hags. Please kill them.

"CHAD'S HURTING?"

All Channy fans, please attack Ryan, Sandy, and Michelle cause they broke Channy up.

Chad gasped. "Wait, so Sonny wasn't lying?"

Santiago rolled his eyes. "Of course not, you idiot! We got that from before you guys were dating when she was joking!"

"Watch!" Tawni pointed to the screen. Videos played from the interviews.

"Well, I guess it was when he danced with me at my disastrous prom...I had a little crush after that... And when he asked me out, well, umm," her face was so red it resembled an apple. "I couldn't resist."

"Well my favorite thing would probably be how sweet he is and how tries not to be a jerk for me. Oh and his eyes, they're so blue!" Sonny exclaimed.

"Hmmm... I guess I've always been...intrigued with her. She's different from other girls. She actually stood up to ME, Chad Dylan Cooper. So obviously, I had to do something about it. I bothered her for almost a year and then she caved and admitted her love for me. And by that time, the feelings were mutual." Chad winked, and laid back on his couch.

"Well, she's a very happy person. She honestly knows how to brighten a room. She's always positive and somehow always knows how to cheer me up. And her eyes... Big and brown and beautiful..."

Chad and Sonny's mouths fell. They stared at each other in astonishment. Chad strode over to Sonny. "You... You really like me?"

Sonny smiled a little shyly. "No." Chad's face fell. "I love you."

Chad's eyes lit up. "Oh, Sonny. I love you too." They gazed at each other in complete adoration.

"Guys, you might want to look at the screen," Tawni laughed. There was another comment from specialchild.

CHAD DYLAN COOPER IF YOU DONT KISS SONNY IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS I'LL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN AND HURT YOU.

Chad whistled. "Dang, she's good."

CHAD I'M SERIOUS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

"Alright, alright!" Sonny laughed. Chad smiled and placed a gentle kiss on her lips.

"AWWWW!" the audience said.

Chad released Sonny and looked at them. "Hey guys, remember what specialchild said? Since she's the reason Channy is real again, we need to listen to her."

Sonny pointed to Ryan, Santiago, and Gilroy. "Get them!"

The crowd roared and all left their seats, swarming the stage. Fangirls of all age and size grabbed their pitchforks and torches - "How do people always happen to have those?" Chad asked - and attacked.

"NO!" Santiago cried. "You can't do this!"

Ryan winced. "Not the hair!"

Gilroy pouted. "Not the dress!"

Chad and Sonny laughed, hugging each other. "Well, that's quite the happy ending," Sonny smiled.

"Hey, Chad!" Tawni called. "Specialchild wants fifty bucks to buy chocolate!"

Chad winked. "You got it, dude."

"Oh, and ChAnNyObSeSsEd?" Chad said with a smile at the camera. "Yeah, I remembered your name and your question. Be grateful! Well, I'd like to re-answer your question." He looked at Sonny with a small blush forming on his cheeks. "Yeah, maybe." Sonny grinned goofily.

"The camera's still running!" Sonny pointed out. She and Chad went up to it.

"Well, that's the end of this show!" Chad announced. "Sonny and I are back together now, guys!"

Sonny grinned. "And we always will be," she promised before capturing Chad's lips with hers.

"I WILL SUE YOU!" Santiago screamed, dodging the punch of a burly blonde.

"I feel violated..." Gilroy shrieked in pain at a ravenous redhead clawing at his dress.

Ryan cried for help while a bubbly brunette forced a piggyback ride on him. "I'm never working with you guys again."

Tawni grinned and walked over to the camera, pushing Sonny and Chad away - "HEY!" - and fluffing her hair for the screen. "Well, folks!" she announced. "I guess this is the end of, well... all those guy's careers. Goodnight, everybody!" She smiled while waving as the screen faded to black.

*curtains close*

THE END.

And seriously this time. I'm not even joking. This is the end. D:

*bawls* I'm gonna miss writing for this story. I didn't write for it often, and it always took me ages to do so due to my horrible case of lazy, but it was SO FUN to write. I'm gonna miss it!

Specialchild, I hope you liked my special part for you. (: Trust me, ya deserved it. You also were my 100th reviewer! :D So yeah, definitely deserved it. (:

Everyone else: ! This story is WAY more popular than I had been anticipating. Your review meant the WORLD to me. Literally. It was such an honor to write it. :") I'm gonna miss it!

BUT WAIT! This isn't the last you've seen of me. ;) And I'm not talking just little one-shots from time to time and finishing up my other multichapter, but yes. I have a story idea in my mind.

But the thing is, I need YOUR opinion on if I should actually publish it. Here's a sneak peek:

"Sonny and Chad?" Zora laughed. "They're best friends, absolutely inseparable. I've never seen two people so close before. They're always with each other and if they're not, they're constantly texting or calling or whatnot. They're perfect for each other. Match made in heaven, if you ask me. But in love?" she just gave them a smirk.

This is just a little important dialogue. ;) The real summary is in my other multichapter, Secrets Can Never Be Hidden. You'll have to check it out there!

Once again, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I'm sorry about the long author's note, I guess I just don't wanna let go. :(

Au re voir, my dear fans. (:

~Alexa Knight~