Disclaimer: I do not own The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya or any of its characters. I also do not own any of the materials referenced in this story either. This was made for entertainment purposes only and not for profit. So there you go.

A/N: Let me explain this first. After sharing various ideas for Haruhi crack with my friends, I realized I probably wouldn't be able to cram it all down into my main project, You Got HaruhiRolled!. So I decided to opt for a new path and shamelessly rip off R. Controversy's "Little Melancholies". Listed as follows will be short cracky drabbles of passing ideas or jokes that I've had. Each will vary in length, maybe center from 100 to 1,000 words each. Will depend on the idea, but none will be like 7,000 word entries.

Kinda like Little Melancholies, but hopefully not as emo (just kidding, R. Con, lulz).

As long as I can get my joke across or make you laugh, I know I will have succeeded.

Enjoy my pretentious tripe!

Ring-ring~! Ring-ring~!

"Hello, Kyon," Itsuki greeted cheerfully into his cell-phone after seeing the Caller I.D.. "This is quite a surprise. Is something troubling you?"

"Koizumi, I have something to tell you. I've changed. I'm tired of Haruhi hounding me all the time so I went and had some work done," answered the muffled voice of Kyon on the other end (Itsuki sensed an alteration of tempo in his tone, but said nothing).

"What do you mean by that? A change?"

"Look at your phone."

Itsuki saw the icon for an envelope image flashing on his phone, and clicked the option for 'Yes'. Itsuki blinked at the curious picture Kyon had sent him. A girl in her teens and wearing a male version of the North High outfit greeted him. She wore a slight scowl on her face and had her muddy brown hair done up in a ponytail.

"Kyon, who is this? A distant cous-" Itsuki began.

"That would be the change I made. So? What do you think? Will it keep Haruhi away?" the unmuffled feminine voice asked, removing the hand from her lips.

"...Wow. I am strangely unattracted to you now. Goodbye, Kyon." With that, Itsuki hung up.

Kyon(ko) merely smirked at the sudden development. Of course Haruhi would still pursue him even as a girl. He could deal with that. Itsuki, on the other hand...

"EXACTLY AS PLANNED~..."

A/N: Well? Like it? Love it? Review and favorite it, and I might try to update this daily. I'm a slow writer, but something like this might be easy for me. And now that I think about it, this is like a mirror of my very first HaruhiRolled! chapter. :3

See you around, lovelies.