15 way's to annoy Kaname and Zero! And maybe other character's.

Okay so this is how it is going to work. The 1st chapter is the list, and then the rest are going to be me (In anime form of course! And a vampire pureblood who goes to both the night AND day classes so I can annoy them both. OH! And because I am awesome like that I will be dating Zero later on because I can not have Kaname-Sama….*sobs*) Showing you how the work. There will be a chapter at 1st for Zero and Kaname, because that is all I can think of now, but if your comment's show good result's, and you tell me who your favorite is, and give me some idea's I will post the other people. I might even put you in the story if you ask nicely ; ) ß (wink face) So enough of me talking and on with the show! Teehee! I love them both to death so much!

SPOILERS TO THE SERIES! IN THIS STORY BY THE WAY!

Zero is 1st

Tell Zero that since he is technically Yuki's "Brother" Kaname-Sama is also his brother, and that they need to bond more.

2. In the middle of the night dye his hair brown like Yuki, and then place contact's on him, and while he is doing his Perfect job, throw him in front of Kaname-Sama and say. "Look Zero! Now maybe Kaname-Sama will date you too!"

3. Take many picture's of Zero, and then Photoshop them onto Yuki's body, and scream "Oh my god! Zero! I didn't know you cross dressed! Your so pretty!"

4. Ask Zero why his name is Zero.

5. Replace Zero's day class uniform with a night class female uniform.

6. Drag Zero over to the night class dorm while he is in the female uniform and show it Kaname-Sama while saying. "Kaname! Your younger brother is trying to follow in your footsteps! But I don't think the skirt look's good on him…"

7. Hide many copies of the Twilight series in his locker and backpack once in view of the night class students, unzip his bag and proclaim: "Zero! I never knew you liked Vampire books!"

8. Tell the Zero fan club that he confessed his undying love for each and everyone of them, and he want's them to meet him in his bathroom.

9. Tape number 8 and show it to the night class student's.

10. Make yourself bleed in front of Zero and ask him to kiss it and make it better

11. For Easter give Zero a really big boy and when he open's it, a poster pop's out and say's "You So totally wish Kaname was in this box!"

12. Take pictures of Yuki and Kaname sharing an intimate moment and give them to Zero.

13. Confess your love to him and then kiss him. (This is where me in love with Zero come's in lolz.)

14. Tell him Yuki is pregnant with Kaname's baby

15. Have Zero go to the store and get you tampon's.

And now! It is Kaname-Sama's Turn!

1. Narrate everything he does in a sing-song voice

2. When he is trying to count in vampire math, start whispering random number's in his ear.

3. In the daytime, hide every curtain and things used to keep light out from the moon dorm, except in Kaname-Sama's room

4. Replace the blood tablet's with white sweet tart's, and what for everyone in the dorm to complain.

5. Remind Kaname that Yuki is his sister, and in the human world, it is gross and illegal to be married to her.

6. Tell him that Yuki is pregnant.

7 Talk about birth deformalities in front of Kaname and Yuki, and hopefully with Zero in the room .

8. Tell him then when Zero was feeding on Yuki, that he was thinking about Kaname, and then if he ask's why, tell him because that is what Zero told me.

9. If Kaname and Yuuki are together, play 'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne loudly on speakers every time Zero shows up.

10. . Repeatedly remind him that Zero's LIVED with Yuuki for many, many, many YEARS.

11. Also repeatedly remind him that Zero's seen Yuuki in the bathroom MANY MANY TIMES.

12. Always remind Kaname that Zero drank Yuki's blood.

13. Replace all of Yuki's school uniform's with really small skirt's and tank top's, and then place her in Zero's bathroom

14. Replace Kaname's ring tone with Zero saying "Stupid Vampire." and then laugh when you call him during class and it goes off.

15. Replace Kaname-Sama's shampoo with silver hair dye.

If you encourage me I MIGHT add more. But only if your nice..and give me idea's!

I truly hope you found some of my idea's funny! I worked like….15 min on this! JK JK. More like 3 hour's. So if I should continue, tell me in the comment! Rate and comment please! It will make me write faster! *puppy dog face.*

Kaname- You know Yuri, I love you so much for the thing's you are going to do to Zero. *kisses my cheek.*

Me- Hehe…*blushes and hold's on to Yuki.*

Yuki- It's the same every time you kiss her Kaname. Isn't she cute!

Kaname- *Laughs lightly.* yep. Yo Zero, go cross dress or somthing! *runs away with Yuki*

Me- Aww Zero! *kisses Zero* Dont get so puffy!