Yeah Yeah Yeah I know…finish your other stuff. But I can not help the plot bunnies that eat away at my already glitches brain. =] Sooo ONWARDS! Oh yeaaaah! Suggestions are always wanted! If you want your OC or anyone in here…TELL ME!

Disclaimer: Don't own anything. Tai belongs to the lovely Tatyana Witwicky.

The DON"TS of an Autobot base. You will eat, sleep, and BREATHE this. On the orders of Optimus Prime and Prowl of course. So here we go!

Rule 1: Tai , Leo and Sam AND the Chevy twins are in NO way allowed to watch 'Totally Spies'.

(It was kinda scary when all 3 humans ran around the base in matching spy suits)

(I'm sorry Wheeljack tried to make Tai a laser lipstick.)

(And no Tai you can not be WHOOPed anywhere.)

Rule 2: Don't try to explain Ouija boards to any bot.

(That should explain itself)

Rule 3: If you see Ironhide smiling really big and lightly petting his cannons, please note that he has had some 'me' time. Look away quickly and don't stare.

(Leo learned the hard way. Ya just don't stare at Ironhide!)

Rule 4: Don't try to get any bot to do Caramelldansen.

('nuff said)

(Though, Optimus was a good sport about it)

(Only some very persuasive words from Tai would work.)

(Sunny' s optics grew very large as soon as the music came on)

Rule 5: No Adventure Time. Period.

"Don't squeeze me! I'll fart!" (sam when Bee picked him up after taco night)

"I said LUMP off dad" (Tai and OP had a bit of a disagreement but worked it out in the end)

"I'll knock the tar outta him with these!" (Leo, after him and simmons got into it.)

"You're nuts, man. And I can't help you. Probably because I'm just a simple dude. (Sam to wheel jack after he asked for help in his lab)

Rule 6: Do not bring pets to base without the consent of Optimus.

(Such a bad, bad day for Ironhide.)

Rule 7: If Ratchet says no junk food, then NO junk food under any circumstances.

(Sorry Tai, you just can't escape the scanner of doom)

(Though she tried while running away screaming about "No more fucking rabbit food!)

(Leo though he could hide Doritos in the Autobot sized couch in the Rec Room.)

(A bad idea on Leo's part and a bad day for the Doritos)

(Leo cried)

(Ratchet was smug all day)

Rule 8: On the behalf of Tai, Do not antagonize Barricade unless you are said Tai..

(Sam walked by Barricade cooing "Here piggy, piggy, piggy")

(Barricade chased Sam with those creepy claws that come out of his front)

(Sam will never do that again)

(Barricade glares at Sam more than he used to now)

Rule 9: No plotting with the twins. It does not matter what set. Just don't do it.

(Yes it is possible to soup up some go-karts like on 'Catch that Kid')

(Wheeljack was 'grounded' for helping)

(Sam got a broken arm)

(Bee was incredibly buzzed off) :::Pun totally intended:::

Rule 10: When you see Ironhide and Chromia walking or in her case wheeling together, Do not play cheesy porn music. Then hide when they look.

(That was all on Bumblebee)

(Sam just about died giggling when he saw that Ironhide had Bumblebee in a headlock muttering about disrespectful sparklings)