The truth behind 2010

This is my first Crack fic. I drank too much tea before sleeping so I use my bedtime to write this. You can choose to be gentle with the critics.

[thoughts]

{[writings]}

Enjoy.

1stprophecy: Everything stops, except time

[Ah! Creating visual art using a pencil is hard! It is the tenth time I redo the drawing. Why am I the only resource for my sister to complete her school project on Sailor Moon? How am I supposed to draw the design without being embarrassed?

Why did she choose this topic anyway?

Ah~ I give up! If I continue the last touch of the skirt, I might die of nosebleed. Besides, my tummy is grumbling. I need a treat! Let me see what I can find downstairs.

Hum… Mushrooms… Pickles… Donuts… Donuts… Potato chips… Oh, potato chips!]

Just before I opened this beautiful bag of potato chips, the light suddenly goes off. I screamed. Holding the bag of potato chips with my two hands, I ran upstairs to my room, hiding under my desk.

"It's OK. Just a little power failure," I tried to recomfort myself.

In the dark, two big yellow sparkling eyes gazed at me.

"Ahhhh! Ruyk, what are you doing?"

"I only what to keep you company." He smiled with his yellower sparkler teeth.

"Light?" My mom called from downstairs. "Are you alright?"

"Yeah! I was… just testing the phone!"

[Talking about the phone, I wonder if the line is still here. Let me see –

Nope. My cell phone does not capture any signal. What about the Internet?

Nope. My laptop does not capture any signal.

I am doomed! How can I continue clear up the criminals without the access to the media? I have to find another way, if not L will find out that Kira depends on technology.

F**k!]

"Oh! I feel apples!"

[Ruyk feels apples? I wonder where the apples he was talking about are. I did not bring any apple in my room.]

I went to the window where Ruyk was look trough. There, on the empty street, an old man dressed in black carrying a sack of apples in his arms was running.

[A thief! Of course! With the power shut, the security system is dead. And with the network and the phone line cut, it takes more time for the police to come. This is the best time for crimes!

Ahaha~ I am such a genius!]

I took my Death Note and ran down to catch the thief. I stopped perpendicularly in front of his running track and using one eye, I tied to estimate his speed so I could decide whether to take my bike or not. But to my surprise, this old man ran so fast that I did not even have the time to estimate his speed.

I took the bike and Ruyk followed.

After pausing at three red lights and in the middle of the road to make way for a pregnant woman, I caught the thief. I stopped my bike in front of him, put one foot on the ground, raised my chin forward and turned my bling-bling eyes to his.

[Ohohoho~ with that pose, I must look handsome!]

"Surrender, oh pitiful thief!"

"No! Please don't kill me!" [He is trembling. It feels so good to have the power of influence!]

"Now, declare your name!"

"Ta-Taxido Mask."

"Taxido Mask? Hey, I do not have time to play cosplay game with you."

"Taxido Mask!" Some white magician called from the back. "Hand me the silver crystal!"

[That old man is really Taxido Mask? I thought he was a beggar or a homeless. Why would Taxido Mask steal apples anyway? I am probably in the middle of a shooting. I do not see any cameras, though.]

With the cape floating on his back, the white magician walked to Taxido Mask and robbed the sack. He emptied the sack. As he found no crystal, he realized it was a trap.

"Kaido Kid!" A younger man dressed in black called. "You'll never catch me." He leaved by jumping off the roof – my house's roof?

Kaido Kid, the white magician, let go the sack. "I'll definitively catch you!" He ran, but stepped on an apple and fell. He quickly stood up, peeked at me, blushed and took off running.

[Taxido Mask and Kaido Kid… He he he… It time for Kira to make his comeback! Now, I only need to see their face without their mask and to hear their real name.]