HEY EDWARD, HEY BELLA
I had virtually nothing better to do with myself, and this little project kept me alive. This was inspired by "Hey Mickey" by Toni Basil, as well as the parody "Hey Ricky" by (none other than) Weird Al Yankovic. This song differs from all the others, because this time the song is sung from the characters' point of view. I thought it'd be funnier this way.
Remember, this is meant to be stupid, to give you all something to laugh about.
Original Music © Toni Basil
Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (whatever)
Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08
All rights reserved.
Bella:
Oh, Edward, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey, Edward!
Hey, Edward!
Edward:
Oh, Bella, you're so fine
Love to hear you scream and whine
Hey, Bella!
Hey, Bella!
Bella:
Oh, Edward, you're so fine
Oh, how you sparkle and shine
Hey, Edward!
Hey, Edward!
Edward:
Oh, Bella, you're so fine,
I think of you all the time
Hey, Bella!
Bella:
Hey, Edward!
You're the most beautiful creature
That I ever did meet
I'll do anything for you
I throw myself at your feet
To be a vampire like you
Would be awesomely sweet, Edward!
Edward:
You're a silly, ditzy girl
You're constantly stalking me
But then again, I must admit
That I do the same thing
Don't know what it is about you
I find so appealing, Bella
Bella:
Oh, Edward,
What's a girl like me supposed to do?
Don't you know how much
My little girl heart pines for you?
Edward:
Oh, Bella,
You're so absurd,
Don't you have a clue?
Well, here's to you, Bella
I love you, too, Bella, too, Bella
Let's have a bite, Bella
Bella:
Hey, Edward!
You always yank me back and forth
Like a toy on a string
You swear you'll never leave me
But then you leave me hanging
Oh, please, sweetie, please
You are my everything, Edward!
Waaaaah!
Edward:
You're about as graceful
As a rhino on ice skates
You never can sit still
You are never in one place
I don't know why they call you
A part of the human race, Bella!
Bella:
Oh, Edward,
You're so hunky,
Don't you understand?
You set my heart on fire
When I touch your frozen hand
Edward:
Oh, Bella,
You're so pretty
Can't you understand?
It's girls like you, Bella
Oh, what you do, Bella, do, Bella
You drive me wild, Bella
Bella:
Oh, Edward, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey, Edward!
Hey, Edward!
Edward:
Oh, Bella, you're so fine
The only thing on my mind
Hey, Bella!
Hey, Bella!
Bella:
Oh, Edward, you're so fine
The sole reason I'm alive
Hey, Edward!
Hey, Edward!
Edward:
Oh, Bella, you're so fine
Though you need to get a life
Hey, Bella!
Bella:
Oh, Edward,
You're so perfect
Perfect as can be
An angel can't compare
To your devilish beauty
Edward:
Oh, Bella,
What a pity
Who'd have ever thought
I'd fall for you, Bella?
I'd fall for you, Bella, you, Bella?
You're just a kid, Bella
Bella:
Oh, Edward,
What's a girl like me supposed to do?
Don't you know how much
My little girl heart pines for you?
Edward:
Oh, Bella,
You're so absurd,
Don't you have a clue?
Well, here's to you, Bella
I love you, too, Bella, too, Bella
Let's have a bite, Bella
Bella:
Oh, Edward,
You're so hunky,
Don't you understand?
You set my heart on fire
When I touch your frozen hand
Edward:
Oh, Bella,
You're so pretty
Can't you understand?
It's girls like you, Bella
Oh, what you do, Bella, do, Bella
You drive me wild, Bella…