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Author's Note: Hey howdy hey! Another Toy Story fanfiction for you all to read. This story will have six chapters and I'll continue to update if I get reviews. It contains minor Toy Story 3 spoilers but nothing major.

Hope you all enjoy it.

Reeves3.


The saloon bar doors swung open and a dark silhouette stood in the light of the sun. The occupants inside the saloon gasped and shielded there eyes from the light and immediately made it look like they were doing nothing suspicious.

"It's the sheriff!" someone whispered at a table in the corner. The silhouette spun his guns in his hands and then slotted them into his holsters and tipped his hat and walked in. Sheriff Woody came into view for the town's people and he nodded his head to them and arrived at the bar.

"Afternoon Sheriff, how can I help you?" asked Mr Potato Head, he owned the bar. His wife Mrs Potato Head, helped serve the drinks behind the bar and there three alien children served the customers.

"Checkin to see if all is runnin smoothly in my town," said Woody.

"No problems here at all," said Mrs Potato Head. Woody gave a nod of his head.

"Make sure it stays that way." Was his final words before leaving the saloon and stepping out into the dry desert, which was the Wild West. The town was called Andyton Hill and Sheriff Woody was the overseer of the town. He made sure that no trouble was happening in his town and it if was, he'd capture and arrest them.

Sheriff Woody stepped down and onto the dry dirt and over to his horse, Buttercup.

"Any trouble in there Sheriff?" asked his deputy Buzz Lightyear. He had been transferred to Andyton Hill from Star Command, which was many miles away, years ago. At first Woody and Buzz didn't get along well with one another but now they were the best of friends.

"Nah, all is swell," said Woody. He jumped onto Buttercup's back and the horse trotted towards the jail house. Buzz simply ejected his wings and flew around the town. He checked on Hamm the banker, Rex and Trixie the two guards at the town's gates, the school where Bo Peep and Mr Pricklepants taught the children of the town, Toronto the blacksmith, Wheezy the doctor, the cook Dolly and the tailor shop where Ken and Barbie worked. After seeing no trouble Buzz flew down to the jail house and petted Slinky the hound who was resting outside, before heading inside.

Jail cells lined up one side of the wall while on the other were Buzz and Woody's desks. Sheriff Woody was already sat behind his and writing notes on a piece of paper.

"Swell it is," said Buzz. Woody smiled. They suddenly heard Slinky bark and the two of them walked outside to see two shadows coming closer as they rode on horses towards them, leaving a dust trail behind them.

They stopped in front of the jail house and dismounted there horses and walked up to the Sheriff and Deputy.

"Howdy, my name is Stinky Pete, I'm a farmer and this is my assistant Zurg. We bring grave news," said Stinky Pete.

"Well why don't ya come on in then, and we'll talk about it. My name is Sheriff Woody and this is my Deputy Buzz," said Woody. Stinky Pete and Zurg shook hands with Woody and Buzz and they entered the jail house and stood around Woody's desk.

"We've rode hard from Sunnyside, the next town from here, to show you this," said Stinky Pete. He pulled out a wanted poster and lay it down on the table. Buzz looked at the poster. It was a picture of a wanted cowgirl named Bazooka Jane and her stallion Bullseye. Her crime was of slaughtering farm animals and losing the farmers there money. It didn't matter if she was found dead or alive; the award for finding her was $100,000 and if she was found alive, she would be sentenced to death. Buzz couldn't help but notice how pretty she looked, even if she was a criminal. He felt his heart pound in his chest.

"Why is her horse wanted to?" asked Buzz.

"He belongs to me," said Stinky Pete, taking a quick glance at Zurg, who nodded his head. "His name is Bullseye, he runs like the wind and never misses a target." Woody and Buzz looked at one another.

"Never misses a target?" asked Woody. Stinky Pete sighed and turned around where on the lower back of his dungarees were two hoof prints. Woody and Buzz coughed to keep there laughs covered.

"I see," said Woody. He looked at the poster again. "Pretty girl, though ain't she? Wonder what turns a girl like that into the life of crime,"

"Don't let her pretty looks fool you boys. She's dangerous and we think she's heading your way, if she ain't here already. Last week she slaughtered all my animals and tied me up to a post, Zurg here was out in the town when it happened," said Stinky Pete.

"We'll put up wanted posters right away and look out for her," said Woody. "No one causes trouble in my town!" Stinky Pete and Zurg smiled.

The wanted posters went up around the town right away and the villagers took good looks at them and promised the Sheriff and Deputy to stay safe but vigilant. Zurg and Stinky Pete stayed in the local hotel and kept there horses in the stables. When the sun started to set Buzz and Woody locked up the jail house.

"Time ta go home and greet my wife," said Woody, smiling. His wife was Bo Peep, one of the teachers. Buzz smiled.

"Have a nice evening and I'll see you tomorrow," said Buzz. They went there separate directions, Woody went into towards the town while Buzz started to leave it, as his home was on the outskirts of the town. On his walk home he passed one of the wanted posters and stared at Bazooka Jane. His heart started to race again and he took a deep breath and carried on walking.

Meanwhile out in her hideout, Bazooka Jane had a clear view of the town of Andyton Hill and had seen Stinky Pete and Zurg enter it. No doubt to warn the Sheriffs there of my presence, she thought bitterly. Bullseye nudged her and she stroked his mane.

"We'll get'em Bullseye," said Bazooka Jane. Bullseye whined and stomped his hoofs.


It's rubbish isn't it? Please let me know what you thought. :)