Disclaimer: Yes Gin you are still a likable character. That has not changed. I just don't understand why Kubo-sensei did what he did. I own nothing.

A/N femme!Ichi, femme!Grimm…yes yes we've seen this before and perhaps a few others…what can I say I felt like giving it ago. Ah but wait there's more…

Warnings: AU, Gender-switch, Grammar, Spelling, Punctuation, switching views, OOC-ness and the usual…

Additional notes: I suggest you read this so you won't get lost

Grimmjow "Gli" pronounced like Glee

Kenpachi "Kenpa"

Nnoitra "Noila"

Gin "Ginna"

Keigo "Keiko"

Byakuya "Yuya"

Izuru "Izzy"

Renji "Rena"

For Ane-chan and her fondness for femme love.

Summary: The uber pop rock princesses of SugaR KingdoM Ichigo and Hime, are coming to town but front row tickets and backstage passes aren't nearly enough for proud fanatics Gli and Rukia, the duo take their obsession one step further.

Kidnapping is a very bad thing. But it's kind of cute when fan girls are the ones behind the act.

femGrimmjowxfemIchigo, RukiaxOrihime, others

The year is 2051 and there are very few members of the male species left on the planet. The universe…at least this one mostly consists of females. But who cares about senseless rambling on with the story…

SugaR KingdoM

1/3

Sometimes stories don't have a proper beginning. Sometimes stories just jump right in…

A girl should never have to say goodbye to her mother at such a young age. But this is exactly what Kurosaki Ichigo is being forced to do.

Life is so unfair this young girl thinks.

Why are they taking her mother away from her?

Why is her father just standing there, calmly sipping from his coffee mug and saying nothing?

She does not understand.

How could this have happened?

Just 6 hours ago she had sat down next to her mother and together they played piano. Just 5 hours ago she had helped her mother prepare a late lunch. Just 4 hours ago she and her mother were in the car singing along to a song on the radio and then…

Ichigo is very bright for her age. She knows that her mother's sheer determination and strength are the only things that are keeping her going for at least a little longer.

Although the woman no longer has the energy to speak-her eyes are still brighter than any sunlight, her brass and copper colored curls are still as bouncy as ever-

And yet

The doctors and nurses and stupid goat face (Ichigo's father) have clearly given up on the woman-

Ichigo wants to scream until her lungs go hoarse she wants to pinch herself and wake up to find that this is all a night mare and that her mother, her reason for existence, her everything is not leaving her.

But screaming she knows will solve nothing and so she just clings to her mother's hospital gown and sobs until her father and the nurses pull her off.

()()()

At the wake…

Ichigo's mother speaks to her-tells her to be strong. Tells her that she must take care of her two younger sisters (Karin and Yuzu have just turned 2 and they don't realize that their mother will never wake up again)

Her mother tells her to continue practicing piano each and every day.

To keep singing.

Tells her to celebrate life-rather then mourning death.

Ichigo vows to be strong. Vows to make her mother proud.

When she tells her father this he just laughs and tells her that she was dreaming.

Ichigo wishes to kick the man-kick him hard-

But she will not taint her mother's funeral with her anger and bitterness towards the idiot who doesn't really deserve the title father.

Instead she will look up at the sky and say…

"I will."

()()()

Present day…

It's a simple Saturday morning like all Saturday mornings.

Gli Jeagerjaques is lounging around her house in a simple t-shirt and boxer shorts, hair in a sloppy bun, electric blue eyes glued to the plasma television screen, stuffing her mouth with chocolate, marshmallows, peanut butter also know as Vizard cereal.

But Gli is getting more cereal in her lap and on the table then she is getting her mouth-

And the reason for this?

On screen, the talented uber pop princess quartet, SugaR KingdoM is on screen-

Or more accurately an important announcement has just been made…

At long last SugaR KingdoM is coming to her hometown.

You can ask anyone and they will surely tell you that Gli is SugaR KingdoM's number one fangirl-or more accurately the strawberry's number one fan girl.

Ichigo is the main singer of SugaR Kingdom. She is also the most perfect creature that Gli has every seen.

Long flowing bright orange hair, flawless peach toned skin, perfectly arched brows, shiny cinnamon and coffee colored eyes, too sexy to ignore pout-she is neither tall nor short but an ideal average height.

'And one day very soon she'll be all mine.'

This is not wishful or obsessive fan girl thinking. Gli is not some silly daydreaming ditz. She wants Ichigo and she will have Ichigo.

()()()

Gli is in the car on the way to her cousin's house. She is listening to the DJ on the radio…

"In just a few moments we will release SugaR KingdoM's latest song."

Gli taps her silver painted fingernails against the steering wheel as she waits for the bitch in front of her to get off her fucking cell phone and look up at the light and finally see that it has turned green again-

She curses the stupidity of mankind as a whole or should that be womankind since most of the men on this shitty little planet were killed off some 15, 20 years ago. There are only a mere 1600 left in the universe and many of them have run off to Beef Island or whatever. Gli herself only knows about 20 men, one of them being her father-although she never calls the man this-for Gli believes that she was created thorough science. She feels it is the only explanation for her slightly pointed ears, electric blue hair and enhanced hearing and smell.

But that is neither here nor there-point is this world, this planet, this universe is full of GRADE A IDIOTS!

Gli feels her foul mood being lifted when she hears that familiar voice on the radio-the unmistakable sexy not quite smokers rasp from her Ichigo.

The lyrics are as beautiful as always. There has never been a time when the lyrics didn't pull at Gli's invisible heart strings. She feels as though she can feel Ichigo's pain, feels as though she can relate to the pop rock princess.

It is all very hush hush. 115 magazines and the strawberry girl's past still remains very much a secret.

But Gli doesn't have to know the details-she doesn't need to know the past events because she feels like the answer is there-in those shiny cinnamon and coffee eyes, in that beautiful smile which is hardly ever shown, pearly white and gleaming, honest and true, innocent and pure.

This is the image that has been painted

But Gli knows, knows that there is a lot more to the strawberry beneath the surface. Gli knows that while Ichigo may be naïve by nature, that there is probably a naughty minx just waiting for that moment, that moment when she will show the world

"Ha, ha I'm not who you thought I was." Or "You think you know me but you only see what I want you to see."

And she would pose for the camera, sending a saucy wink and a devilish grin over her sun kissed shoulder.

'And I will be there,' thought Gli.

()()()

"Achoo!"

"Bless you Kurosaki-chan."

"Oh um thank you Inoue."

"Kurosaki-chan we've been over this, call me Hime."

"Calling you Hime is just too weird Inoue, I mean you're like the older sister I never had."

The girl with mahogany colored hair known as Inoue Orihime sighed. 'I don't know why I even bother. Kurosaki-chan is so set in her ways."

Kurosaki Ichigo snapped her notebook shut and stood up. "Well time for practice."

Orihime watched as the orangette walked out into the hallway and knocked on the dressing room across from theirs.

"Keiko, Rena it's time to go!"

There was no immediate answer so the strawberry pounded on the door. "Oi put down the games and get your ass in gear. It's time to go practice for tonight's concert."

Still no answer.

Orihime's eyes widened and then she giggled behind her hand as the scowling orangette kicked the door open with her mary janes.

Orihime knew that the strawberry singer/songwriter did not select said shoes. Rather the shoes had been selected by SugaR KingdoM's stylist team, Heineko, Rangiku, Izzy and Kenpa-although Kenpa was really more of a bodyguard rather than a stylist. The woman with wild black hair and deep forest gray-green eyes was one of Kurosaki-chan's ex flings-well at least according to Asano-chan and Abarai-chan anyway.

Orihime herself did not know for she had never worked up the courage to ask Kenpa-san what her relationship may or may not have been with Kurosaki-chan.

'It's not of my business. Kurosaki-chan can do whatever she likes. It's not like she'll ev-

"Good morning my Sugar Girls! If you'd be so kind as to press the buzzer and let Daddy Isshin inside, he would greatly appreciate it."

Ah Isshin-san, Kurosaki-chan's father-not that the strawberry ever wished to admit this fact in public.

Orihime liked Isshin-san. He was funny, protective and full of endless energy.

But Kurosaki-chan and Isshin-san didn't have a tight father/daughter connection-more often than not Kurosaki-chan's fist or foot would be in Isshin-san's face.

Orihime would try and voice her concern only to be assured by Kurosaki-chan that the goat might be an idiot but he wasn't fragile.

Flipping her long naturally highlighted hair over her shoulder, Orihime shuffled to the door in her light green open toed sandals and buzzed Isshin-san in.

()()()

She was already in a sour mood-going through all the trouble to make the long hour drive to her cousin's house only to the discover that the girl had gone bungee jumping with a bunch of her sorority sisters for the weekend.

If there was one thing that Gli Jeagerjaques hated it was being interrupted in the middle of her bubble bath.

Not that her best friend, Kuchiki Rukia, cared about what Gli hated.

Barging in with out warning, a not so innocent grin on her snow white face.

"I see you Gli," the girl with raven colored locks teased "I see and you and the girls are having fun, bouncing in the bubbles as always." Silver-blues danced "Mind if I jump in and join you?"

Of course Rukia wasn't really going to jump in, she just enjoyed irritating Gli as much as possible.

Oh Gli wasn't shy about her body or anything like that. She simply liked space during her ritualistic bath time.

Rukia sat on top of the sink, swinging her legs back and forth. "So anyway, I thought I'd let you know the good news."

Gli opened a single blue eye. "What good news?"

'Honestly can't this wait?'

"Lookie, lookie what I got-

The raven-haired girl held up two red cards with gold writing on them.

Gli rolled her eyes and did not bother to mask the sarcasm in her tone as she said, "Oh joy another weekend pass to the Quincy Spa, I can hardly contain my excitement, oops I think I just wet myself."

There was now a perverted gleam in Rukia's silver blues as she jumped off the sink and leaned over the tub-

Gli pushed the raven-haired girl away. "I was being sarcastic you idiot!"

Rukia considered the older girl's words for a moment and then shrugged. "Fine you want to be selfish and deny me a heavenly treat. Suit yourself."

Gli really wanted to slap the shorter woman now. And she probably would have if she weren't familiar with Rukia's little perverted tendencies.

The raven-haired girl was harmless really. But she was also beyond annoying at times.

'Why I put up with her? I'll honestly never know.'

"Well get on with it already!"

Rukia, now seated back on the sink grinned. "Well in order to tell you the good news I have to take you back to morning when it all happened…

()()()

FLASHBACK

"Onee-san would you mind passing me the cereal please?"

A young woman around the age 22 or 23 lifted her silver-lilac eyes away from the morning paper and glanced down at her younger sister.

"Honestly Rukia, I don't know why you insist on eating such junk. As second daughter to the Kuchiki household you should know better."

Rukia rolled her own silver blues. "Really Yuya-nee lighten up! I swear you're starting to sound more and more like grand father every day."

Kuchiki Yuya set her mouth into a deep scowl. "As first daughter of the Kuchiki household I am expected to follow in grandfather's footsteps for who else could he depend on? That idiot Koga? You?"

"Koga isn't that bad onee-san and technically as the only son-

"Adopted son."

"Right. Adopted son of the Kuchiki household. He should be the one to follow in grandfather's footsteps.

"I am ten times the man that lazy child could ever hope to be!"

Rukia snorted. "Yuya-nee you are not a man."

Yuya's threaded brow twitched in irritation. "Yes well I should have been, lord knows that had I been, I would've straightened out all of the brainless Neanderthals who call themselves men."

"Kisuke is a man and yet you plan to marry him," Rukia felt the need to point this out.

"Yes he is a man and I will use him as I see fit."

()()

"Rukia if you could kindly get on with the important part of the story!"

"Fine, fine so anyway I asked her to pass me the cereal and-

()()()

RESUME FLASHBACK

Rukia let out a squeal of delight. Once she had emptied the box of Vizard cereal, she had discovered that it wasn't just any box, but one of the rare 15 with the hidden puzzle.

Quickly rising out of her chair, she raced towards one of the drawers inside the kitchen and grabbed a pair of scissors.

Cutting out the piece of card board.

Now all she had to do was solve it.

It was basic trivia.

And for a fangirl like her self, it took all of two minutes to solve.

They had been talking about it on the radio and television for months-2 lucky fans would win backstage passes if they could find the puzzle hidden inside one of the 15 boxes with the special print.

And now the moment had come and all Rukia had left to do was text her answer.

The rest as they say is history

()()()

"So there you have it."

Gli looked at the woman as though she was a moron.

"So you've won backstage passes, what do you want a fuckin cookie?"

The blue haired girl was stepped out of the tub and wrapped a cream colored towel around her body.

"No I don't want a cookie. I want to go shopping!"

"Shopping?"

"Of course I can't meet the princess dressed in these old rags."

"Old rags? You just bought those jeans last Tuesday."

"Don't get me wrong I still love my Zan jeans, bring out the wise-man in you!"

Gli grabbed a smaller towel and started drying her hair. "Good then. No shopping."

"Don't be ridiculous. Of course we're still going shopping. After all tonight is the night you get your strawberry and I get my princess."

Gli couldn't help but grin at the mention of her strawberry.

()()()

"Achoo!"

"My you're sure sneezing a lot today Ichigo. Some one must be thinking about you," Abarai Rena stated in a matter of fact tone as she tuned her guitar with her red painted finger nails.

Ichigo was sitting in Rena and Keiko's dressing room. There was only 2 and a half hours left until show time and the group hadn't gotten any really practice done much to her irritation.

Because even after the orangette had managed to pull Rena and Keiko off the game system, Inoue suddenly announced that she was going to meet her friend Tatsuki for tea-the mahogany haired girl still hadn't returned.

"What's wrong with you guys? Don't you realize that we're about to go on stage in like 1 hour and we're not even prepared?"

But unfortunately for our strawberry, her band mates weren't listening.

Keiko was on the phone babbling to her on again/off again boyfriend. Ichigo had never met the guy but she kind of wished to rip out his vocal cords-making it impossible for him to speak-that way Keiko could spend more time practicing and less time babbling.

The members of SugaR KingdoM often joked about how a plain jane like Keiko had managed to snag a man in the first place. Ichigo thought this was a bit unfair-its not like Keiko was ugly. The brunette was kind of cute with her flipped out bob and sparkly tops and jean skirts. As the drummer, she didn't get as much time in the spot light so her personal stylist, Izzy, figured Keiko wouldn't need an over the top wardrobe.

Which was a major contrast to the way Rena's personal stylist Heineko had dressed the cherry pineapple.

Heineko's exact words had been 'Animal prints, lots and lots of animal prints. Not stripes though because that would clash with your tattoo's but spots, leopard and cheetah, and on occasion giraffe.'

At the moment, Rena was dressed in a cheetah spotted halter- top, tight black leather pants and cheetah spotted ballet slippers.

Rena was already the tallest member of the their group so Heineko never let the pineapple redhead wear heels.

Rena's long mane had been pulled away from her face and up into one of her trademark high pony tails, proudly displaying the tattooed skin above both her brows.

Rena had a boyfriend too. The guy worked at a record store and while he didn't have as many tattoo's as the cherry pineapple, Shuhei's tats were rather bold to say the least.

And as for Ichigo herself, she wasn't looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend for that matter.

She had one for a while, Noila Jiruga.

Noila had been what one might call a non-traditional beauty with her mismatched eyes, large teeth and long neck. Her hair, a choppy razored sort of look to it with a long chunky bang hanging over her amethyst colored eye, further exaggerating her alien looks.

She had used her naturally long nails to (often more than not) pinch Ichigo's sensitive behind-and while Ichigo had been with Noila-it had been a real challenge to keep her innocence in tact.

She was thankful that her personal stylist/bodyguard Kenpa, seemed to always be there at the right moment.

Not that it had been Noila's fault entirely-the yoga instructor had been quite clear when she first set her sights on Ichigo.

"Being gentle is not in my nature. Sure you can handle me little girl?"

Ichigo had bit her lip nervously but didn't exactly protest when Noila lifted up her skirt and teased her through her damp panties-

Truthfully Ichigo had been a bit of a tease-she hadn't meant to lead Noila on but-

And in the end Noila had dumped her.

It had been a year since Ichigo had last spoken to Noila.

The thought that she might never see the woman again made her sad but she quickly stomped down those thoughts/feelings and focused on what was important right now.

"What's wrong Kurosaki-chan?"

Inoue had returned.

"Glad you're here Inoue. Now we can finally get to work."

The back up singer/bass guitarist looked like she was ready to apologize but Ichigo cut her off.

"It's fine Inoue. I had to wait around for these two idiots, waiting for you was no problem at all."

Orihime smiled but the orangette was no longer paying attention as she turned to the other members of their group.

"SugaR KingdoM this is our first concert in Karakura Town. I haven't been here since I was a young girl so let's make this count!"

TBC

So off to a bit of a slow start but not bad all things considered.

Thanks for reading and if you like it stick around

~SLY~