A/N

Hola. TKK here, large and in charge. So this is still my first fanfiction ever and I'm feeling pretty good about it so far. I'm sure that it will only get better as I read and write more. I am really enjoying the process of writing this too. It's weird to laugh at my own jokes as I write them, but it feels good too. So the next thing I have to do is give the declaimer.

I don't own Naruto, Mahou Sensei Negima, Rosario + Vampire, Inuyasha, Bleach, Familiar of Zero, Reborn or any other anime. If I owned any one of those I would be much richer than I am now.

HolyMage Mouto: Sorry I couldn't in the Wind Flower spell but I really don't want Naruto getting into the habit of stripping people of their clothes to win, effectually that isn't going to work and the fight is going to get really weird after that. He will learn that skill before the end of chunin exams because what better way to fight Tenten than with a spell made to disarm. Not that he will fight her any time soon. As for the summoning, while I agree it would have been hilarious, it would be too much of an "I win" button if he could summon the boss Ermine at every battle.

GoldenGod Rah: All of those were very interesting ideas that I'm thinking about using in the future. But don't worry, there will definitely be some Negima girl in this later on and they will be part of the harem later on. YAY.

Ignisha: Thanks. Ciaossu. BTW, cute baby + weird gun powers = win.

dm5elite007: I was under the impression that the academy started at 9 years old and went to 12 years old, excluding war time and super geniuses. Also, that Naruto elected to take the exam early every year because of his impatience to become Hokage. Unless this is another plot twist revealed by the manga that I'm not aware of, all of the rookie nine are pretty much the same age. And if I'm completely off base, then if people can have Naruto return to the past then I can mess with the ages.

fg7dragon: Thank you. Sakura bashing cookies for everyone.

Vandenbz: You get a Sakura bashing cookie too. As for future pactio and skills, well that's a secret.

The First Kitsukage: Your name makes me wonder if there are a 2-8. Anyway, thanks.

bankai777: That was so evil that I must use it. Thanks.

Fan of Fanfics21: Asuna = Sakura. Abrasive, loud, overly willing to cause physical harm. Yep. Nodoka = Hinata. Quiet, Shy, secret crushes on main protagonist after being rescued by them. Yep. Tenten = Setsuna, Ku Fei, or Chao. Hmm, is Tenten more similar to Setsuna, Ku Fei, or Chao? That's a good question. That's a poll good question. I've been itching to use that feature and now I have my first question. So people look on my page for the poll of "Is Tenten more similar to Setsuna, Ku Fei, or Chao?" Who knows, I might even add the winner into the harem later on. I was having trouble choosing which one to add. Let's put Kaede in there too since they are the only other female fighters in Negima.

HyuugaPrincess15: You get a Sakura bashing cookie. As for Ino? Hmm… Maybe. Just have to read to find out.

IgnisHeart: Will there even be a female Haku in this fanfic. Maybe…Maybe not. You just have to read to find out. But if I do make her female, you already know she's going to live. I have yet to find a fanfic which made Haku female only to kill her off right after. As for some of the older Konoha kunoichi? Hmm…Maybe. Just have to read to find out.

the DragonBard: Sorry but if she get to become a respectable character, I get to break her and remake her. The process should be over by the third part of the chunin exams…Maybe. But even then she has to go through hell to join the harem. Or maybe I'll give her to Lee. Decision, decision…

daydreamer727: Thanks, that really means a lot. In fact, it was your review that reminded me that I had yet to edit and post this, so everyone thanks you.

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"Hello World" Thinking, flashbacks, reading, spells and jutsu

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Chapter 3

The True Genin Exams

Naruto arrived at the designated location of their genin exam two hours before hand. Chamo had decided late last night that in order to pass this test against a jonin level ninja; he would need to be able to attack with more than his Vente spell and a ki enhance staff and body. This would also be the first true attack spell that he ever taught Naruto and the simplest one that he could learn.

"Aniki," began Chamo already in tutor mode, "The spell that I am going to teach you is called Sagitta Magica. (Magical Archer) It is the simplest attack spell and at the same time, it is the most versatile. Its versatility comes from the fact that there are several different versions of this spell with several different elements. These elements are wind, lightning, light, ice, dark, fire, water, and sand. It is also one of few spells that can be delayed after chanting and released later. Since your strongest elements so far seem to be wind and light, I am going to teach you those two elements. The wind version is not used for attacking but for binding one's enemy and immobilizing them. The light version is a strait forward attack, and a single arrow is capable to breaking a rock the size of your head. I am going to show you the wind version first. It is also known as the Sagitta Magica, Aer Capturae spell.Now channel mana into your staff and repeat after me. Practe Bigi Nar, septendecim spiritus aeriales, vinculum facti inimicum captent. Sagitta Magica, Aer Capturae." (Practe Bigi Nar. Seventeen spirits of the wind become a seal and bind my enemy. Magical Archer, Binding wind arrow.) Naruto nodded to show his understanding and cast the spell.

Practe Bigi Nar, septendecim spiritus aeriales, vinculum facti inimicum captent. Sagitta Magica, Aer Capturae.

Out of his hand shot seventeen bolts of energy that immediately converged on Chamo. The attack itself was a beauty to behold. White-blue bolts of mana charged air, shimmering like sunlight off of the ocean, converged on a very surprised Chamo before tying him to the ground as if they were ropes. After seeing that he accidentally attacked his teacher, Naruto stopped pumping mana into the spell and it dissipated into shimmering sparkles. Chamo stood himself up after being released and gave Naruto a biting glare before sighing. "I guess I forgot to tell you that these spells have a homing ability that tracks the nearest source of energy. In this case, it targeted me. All that you have to do to is focus on the target that you want to attack. Remember that this is a novice level spell so don't over think things. Just focus on a target and fire." Naruto nodded before trying the spell again.

Practe Bigi Nar, septendecim spiritus aeriales, vinculum facti inimicum captent. Sagitta Magica, Aer Capturae.

Again, seventeen beautiful arrows of wind flew at an innocent tree and wound their way around it before anchoring themselves into the grounds, as if the tree might try to get away. Naruto jumped up in joy at getting a new spell so quickly and did his own personal victory dance for a couple seconds before Chamo got him back on track to learn the other technique. "Aniki, since you managed to successfully use one technique, the rest of the Sagitta Magica are cast in identical manners except for a slightly different chant. The light spell is the following: septendecim spiritus lucis, coeuntes sagitent inimicum. Sagitta Magica, Series Lucis." (Seventeen spirits of light, gather and attack the foe. Magical Archer, Barrage of Light arrows.) Naruto grabbed his staff and channeled his mana, eager to try out the new spell.

Practe Bigi Nar, septendecim spiritus lucis, coeuntes sagitent inimicum. Sagitta Magica, Series Lucis.

This time, seventeen bolts of light fired from Naruto's palm. They all curved rather inelegantly, more reminiscent of jagged lines than a smooth arc, and slammed into the tree with surprising force. When the dust finally cleared, the tree looked more closely related to Swiss cheese than its wooden brethren. Naruto was doing back flips in joy from learning two incredible techniques. Chamo however was inspecting Naruto's work on the tree. The technique did punch seventeen holes through quite a bit of wood, but it could have been stronger. He also noticed that all the holes looked uneven as if cut out with a dented spoon. It wasn't master level, but it was at least intermediate level and that was more than he expected.

"Aniki, it's good that you are getting the spells down, but it still takes you too much time to chant them. We are going to practice chanting them until you can say both spells within ten seconds, five times in a row." Naruto reluctantly noted the truth in that statement. If he had taken as long as he did in a real battle, he could be dead several times over before he finished the spell. Taking that rather depressing fact to heart, he began chanting, and re-chanting, and re-re-chanting the spells. It was tedious and annoying work but the knowledge that it would likely save his life many times over reassured him to keep doing it with all his ability. It would be an hour and some change of constant chanting before his taskmaster of a familiar felt satisfied.

In fact, he was so satisfied that he agreed to teach our favorite blonde another spells, a defensive one this time. Luckily for him he still had more than half an hour to learn it well enough for battle. Chamo, still in tutor mode, began the lecture on the defensive spell, Reflexio. (Reflection)"Aniki, the Reflexio spell is the easiest defensive spell there is. It is similar to the mana barrier but more focused and capable to sending elemental attacks back at their user. It generally is supposed to be a non-elemental spell but most of the time the spell takes the form of the element that the caster is strongest in. This also gives the spell a power boost. That is why I would bet that your shield will have a wind element to it. Now, try out the spell." Naruto nodded and channeled his mana into his staff.

Practe Bigi Nar, Reflexio.

A circular disk of wind flickered to life in front of Naruto. It was practically transparent except for the stray dust that the wind had picked up. Chamo inspected the barrier and made a final decision on it. "Aniki, this is barely strong enough to stand against a D-rank fire jutsu. You don't seem to have enough control to form the required shape with your mana alone."

Chamo struck a thinking pose to find a way to remedy this problem. As far as he knew, the best ways to manipulate mana were through the control that one eventually gains though use and special artifacts that are specially created for use with one spell. Naruto watched the small ermine think for about seven minutes before Chamo's face lit up like he found the answer to world hunger. "Aniki, we can't fix your control soon enough for the spell to be battle ready before the test, but we can use your staff to physically mold the mana into the required shape. Go through the process of using the spell except this time when you channel mana into your staff, levitate it and spin it as fast as you can. The spinning motion should get you closer to the correct shape and allow you to pull off the spell much more easily. All you have to do is let the reflexio spell form over the spinning staff and you should have a working barrier."

Naruto looked at Chamo strangely for a second as he tried to comprehend what Chamo wanted him to do and why it would be helpful. After a few moments the pieces seemed to fit together as he finally understood and looked at the white ermine with awe in his eyes, "Wow Chamo. That's pure genius. How did you come up with that?"

Chamo, pulling a cigarette out of who knows where, began to smoke his cancer stick in a designated "cool" way before answering, "You don't become the head tutor without having the brains, Aniki." Deciding that this was a sufficient answer to his question, Naruto recast the spell.

Practe Bigi Nar, Reflexio.

The staff floated from Naruto's hands and mere centimeters away from his fingers began to spin until it was nothing more than a disk shaped blur. Then the blur seemed to fill itself with a light translucent blue energy and wind that Naruto assumed was his new reflexio spell. Chamo decided to test out the barrier with a single ice arrow and was greatly impressed that the barrier did not only stop the attack but reflected it back at Chamo's general direction as well. Chamo gave Naruto a smile filled with pride for his charge, even if it was difficult to see it on the face of an ermine, before declaring Naruto battle worthy.

Chamo apparently decided that they should rest until his teacher got there as illustrated by him going over to the Swiss cheese like tree and promptly falling asleep. Naruto decided that he hadn't been led wrong by Chamo yet, when women weren't involved, and joined his familiar and friend under the shady tree for a nice short nap. This turned out to be a wise decision considering Kakashi came 2 hours late while Sakura and Sasuke had been up waiting for him the entire time.

"YOU'RE LATE," were the words that Naruto had the pleasure of waking up to. Naruto sat up and inspected his surroundings to find a fuming Sakura, a silently scowling Sasuke, a waving Kakashi, and Chamo, who was still lying asleep in Naruto's lap. Naruto couldn't help but let a smile cross his face. For the devious little bastard that led him into the women's side of the public baths twice, he looked so adorable when he slept all curled up into a ball.

It was then that Naruto noticed that the others were looking at him, or rather, the tree that was doing a good impression of Swiss cheese. Sakura, Kakashi, even Sasuke looked at Naruto expectantly, waiting for an answer to how that was done to the poor tree. "Hehehe," Naruto chuckled nervously before just giving a vague answer, "training?" That seemed to satisfy Kakashi's curiosity or he understood that Naruto didn't want to tell them yet. Sakura and Sasuke however weren't convinced but luckily for Naruto, Kakashi drew their attention to him by placing an alarm clock on a training post. After seeing the alarm clock, Sakura was turning red with anger while the Uchiha's eye seemed to be twitching rather quickly.

Naruto's question of why they were reacting like this was answered when Sakura yelled, "You were two hours late and you have an alarm clock with you!" she ground out like gravel across asphalt. Naruto thought that she was going to blow a gasket, and being the supportive teammate that he was, he quickly woke up Chamo to let him see the show too. Unfortunately for Naruto and Chamo's entertainment plans, Sakura's confusion replaced her anger when Kakashi also produced two small, silver bells.

"Here are two bells," began Kakashi by stating the obvious, "Your task is to take these from me before noon. Those who can not get a bell before noon get no lunch." Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura began cursing their teacher for telling them not to eat breakfast just so that he could do this test, "Not only will I tie you to one of those stumps, but I'll eat right in front of you. You only need to get one bell. There are only two bells so one of you will definitely be tied to a stump. And the one who doesn't take a bell fails. So at least one of you will be sent back to the academy. You can use any technique you want because you won't succeed unless you come at me with the intent to kill."

Sakura looked worried for the fate of their teacher while Naruto looked a little cocky, "Ha, you got hit by two black board erasers and got your hair lit on fire. We'll definitely win."

That statement irritated Kakashi a little because he still couldn't figure out how the Uchiha lit his hair on fire without him noticing and he had become the joke of the jonin because of it. Damn Guy and his big mouth, he couldn't even figure out why he told him in the first place. So in retribution, he decided to annoy Naruto back, "In the real world, those with no talent often bark the loudest. Let's just ignore Mr. Dead Last and begin when I say…"

That was as far as Kakashi got into his introduction when Naruto grabbed his staff and channeled as much ki into the end as he could. This earned a what-the-hell look from Sasuke and Sakura who had never noticed the staff on Naruto's back. That is because one of the many charms on the staff is the suggestion to ignore its presence. It is very powerful and nearly infallible unless attention is drawn to it by wielding it as a weapon or if a person already knows it's there. Kakashi was surprised to see the golden glow on the end before Naruto used an overhead swing to bring it down towards him, who was still nearly fifteen feet away. He was about to suggest that Naruto get glasses until his danger sense screamed at him to get the hell out of the way. Any experienced jonin can tell you that the danger sense that one acquires after a certain point is a ninja's best friend and is always to be obeyed no matter what your other senses are telling you. So Kakashi lazily jumped a short distance to the right and nearly gaped at the fist sized hole in the stump that would have been his head.

Kakashi looked back at Naruto, who also had the eyes of Sakura and Sasuke on him. He was giving the biggest most innocent smile that could only appear on the face of a cherub. Chamo was on Naruto shoulder, mirroring his actions with the infamous puppy dog eyes-ermine version. A large sweat drop materialized on the side of Kakashi's head, "Well at least he has the intent to kill part down." "Well it seems that you're ready to come at me with the intent to kill. I guess that means that you've finally acknowledged me," he said with that strange cyclopean grin and laugh, "It seems that I'm beginning to like you guys." He walked until be was about ten paces in front of his team and continued, "Okay, lets get going. Ready… START!"

Moments later, Sakura and Sasuke had hidden themselves in the trees while Naruto was still standing in front of Kakashi. "Um, you're supposed to hide you know," said a mildly confused and embarrassed Kakashi. "This is the punk that nearly killed me just minutes ago?"

Naruto just shrugged in response, "If I really wanted to kill you I would just spam the entire forest with shadow clones and have them attack you at long range until they finally hit you. You already saw one my attacks, imagine fifty of me launching those things at you." Kakashi paled a little behind his mask because he couldn't see the attack or sense any chakra behind it. He was still a jonin and knew that he would be able to get away, but it wouldn't be without a scratch and it would almost certainly require his sharingan. Kakashi had to admit that he was lucky that the blond wasn't using that tactic. Not only would it make the next two hours the so annoying that he would rather hang out with Guy, but it would make the test nearly useless since his teammates wouldn't be able to enter the area without getting caught in the crossfire.

With an indifferent shrug that belied his thoughts, Kakashi reached into a pouch on his ninja belt and pulled out his favorite orange book. Naruto actually sweat dropped at this new development. "Ano…Why do you have a book? And why are you reading it during a fight?"

"Why? Well because I want to read what happens next. Don't worry about it; it won't make a difference against you guys," he said while turning to a new page.

Naruto looked back at his supposed sensei with a deadpan expression, "You know you're going to regret that right?" Upon seeing Kakashi's uninterested glance, Naruto decided that it was his decision to not take him seriously, "Don't say I didn't warn you," he exclaimed as he charged at Kakashi with a ki enhanced punch that was lazily blocked.

The next words that went through Kakashi's mind were, "BIG MISTAKE!" Kakashi could actually feel the bones rattling like a shaker in his hand. It took nearly everything in him not to show that the attack had been as painful as it was. Keeping up his jonin level coolness, he simply decided to dodge everything from now on. And dodge he did. Easily ducking under a roundhouse kick and stepping behind Naruto when he tried a wild haymaker. Kakashi made the hand seal for tiger around his book and prepared his attack while Naruto was still wondering where the hell Kakashi had disappeared to.

Then he heard Chamo to his right screaming, "Aniki, get out of there."

Kakashi gave a dark chuckle as he said in a sing-song voice, "Too late," he then proceeded to scream, "Hidden Leaf Ancient Taijutus Supreme Technique: 1000 Years of Pain." With that stated, Kakashi rammed his fingers right into Naruto's arse and launched him high into the air where he quickly dissipated into smoke." "Huh, so he was just a clone, impressive. Though I wonder where the original got off to."

Naruto was hiding behind a tree, thanking and mentally promising Chamo his favorite meal of…whatever ermines eat. He was just about to jump to the top of the trees when he was overcome with the feeling of being violated. He checked himself to make sure that he had successfully gotten away. Kage bushin plus kawarimi was a success so he had gotten away without damage. That made him ask why did he still feel like he could remember being in the clone's place. Then a thought hit him. He remembered it as if he were the clone so what if it wasn't his memories but the clone's memories. This warranted further study later on but for now, he still needed to pass this damn test.

Naruto jumped up into the canopy of the small forest and created nearly a hundred clones. They all immediately leaped away to initiate Naruto's master plan. When Naruto thought that his clones were sufficiently separated, he raised his staff and all of his clones followed suit. Their staffs began to glow a golden color and the original Naruto called out the attack. Kaze: sutoraiku. (Wind: strike)As one, the clones and the original swung their staffs and launched a volley of ki missiles at their jonin sensei. Kakashi decided that now was a good time to get the hell out of the way and jumped from the middle of the clearing into the tree line. What happened at Kakashi's previous location could only me equated as ten exploding tag going off at the same time. Kakashi's mask was the only thing keeping his jaw off the ground when he saw the results. "Is that boy really trying to kill me?"

From Naruto's position he knew that Kakashi had gotten away just as he expected him to. Although he did admit that last combo might have been a little much. He commanded his clones to search for Kakashi while he jumped out of the trees to find his ermine companion that he'd lost in the fray.

It was as he was jumping that he came across a small silver bell on the ground. Naruto wasn't sure whether to be happy or insulted that Kakashi thought that he would fall for such a simple trap. He decided to take advantage of the opportunity and simply have his clones trip the trap for him. He made six shadow clones and told them to retrieve the bell. The first and second ones got strung up like pigs and dispelled but the third managed to grab the bell without molestation from traps. It seemed like a waste to just dispel the other clones and he still wasn't sure if the bell was booby trapped so he commanded the last three clones to protect the bell bearing clone. The three clones surrounded the assigned bell bearer in a triangle pattern before activating their mana barriers at full power and spinning their staffs for a reflexio spell to defend from all three sides while the middle clone prepared a Sagitta Magica, Aer Capturae spell. Seventeen balls of sky blue and white circled around the clone, ready to fire at will and capture any enemy.

Naruto commanded the clones to take to the sky on their staffs, securing their catch in the process before he leapt away to find his familiar. Kakashi came out of a group of bushes and scratched the back of his neck in embarrassment. "Well…that was a stupid way to lose a bell. I didn't think he would be able to fly though. I really have to start using my sharingan around him; he has a lot of interesting skills," Kakashi said to himself as an afterthought. He then was forced to use kawarimi to avoid the barrage of kunai and shuriken that Sasuke had just thrown at him.

Sasuke was leaping away as quickly as he could while still maintaining stealth. However, he did not notice that he had passed under a hidden Naruto clone that was henged into a rock. Said rock quickly disappeared and sent its memories to the original. Naruto, the original, was running in a random direction when he got the memories of his clone. A wicked grin crossed his face as his experiment was a success and the usefulness of shadow clones had just increased three fold. He then got the memories of a clone that had spotted Chamo stalking Sakura. He ran in her direction and got there just in time to catch the full blast of Sakura screaming her head off before fainting. Naruto looked at the girl just shaking his head. "Either the genjutsu that Kakashi used on her was incredibly powerful and sadistic, or she's just pathetic."

Chamo must him heard him because after he said that, he responded with, "I think it's the second option Aniki." The small ermine then turned around after realizing that he was speaking to the one person he was looking for. "Aniki, where have you been? I was looking all over for you and then I saw your sensei following this girl and decided to see what she can do. From what I saw, it's not much." Naruto nodded and smiled as he found his best friend before offering a hand so Chamo could climb onto his favorite perch, Naruto's shoulder.

"I managed to get my hands on a bell and had some clones take it up into the sky where it'll be safe. Right now I'm trying to enlist some help in order to actually pass this test. You are the one who told me yesterday that the genin exam is always about teamwork so I have to get their help if I want Kakashi to actually pass us, right?" Naruto then created some shadow clones and told them to carry Sakura while they traveled to where he knew Sasuke was buried.

It was a short walk back to the clearing where he managed to get a bell. Sasuke was currently neck deep in dirt after a failed attempt to beat a jonin into submission. A very, very stupid attempt. Sasuke glared up at the blond that was now standing over him with an amused smirk. "What the hell do you want dobe?"

"I want to get your help so we can pass this damn exam. You and I both know that one on one; we will get creamed by Kakashi. But if we were to double team him, my long range abilities with your superior taijutsu, we might be able to get a bell from him."

Sasuke couldn't ignore the logic in that statement, especially since he had already tried to do it alone and had his butt handed to him on a silver platter. It's hard to be arrogant when you're nothing but a head in the ground. But this still left some questions unanswered. "Why would you try to help me when I saw you get a bell already?"

"The bell that I got was a fake. My clones came back later and told me that it shocked the one that was carrying it and dispelled it." The information wasn't a lie because it actually happened. Naruto was never so glad for being so paranoid.

"Okay that answers that question," he said still a little reluctant to accept the blonde's help incase of treachery, "Which one of us doesn't get a bell if we get them." The answer he got was a pointed look at the still dozing Sakura, "Okay, then what do we do when she finds out that she will be the one to go back."

Naruto had to think about that one a bit, "She won't do anything against you because she is your head fan girl so she will try to demand it from me and when I don't give it up she was try to attack me but I can easily overpower her," then Naruto got a devious smirk, "Unless you want to be on a team alone with Sakura. Who knows what she might do when you two are out all by yourselves on missions." The paling of Sasuke's face was enough of an answer for him. "In fact, I'll give up my bell to her willingly if she asks politely instead of demanding it from me," he said contemplatively.

Sasuke had one last question before agreeing to help out Naruto. "Where did you get all of those abilities and could you teach me?" He asked as he saw it as the exact kind of power that he could use to defeat his brother. It was at that moment that Sakura decided to wake up. She sat up and saw Sasuke up to his chin in dirt. Sasuke blinked…she fainted.

Naruto shook his head at the uselessness of the girl before he blanched when he remembered the requirement of teaching another person that isn't an Uzumaki his abilities, a requirement that he was never going to fulfill with Sasuke or any other male for that matter. (Not that you pervs) "I won't tell you the secret behind my techniques but know that I can't teach it to you." He wasn't going to risk telling Sasuke how to use his techniques because he didn't know exactly how motivated Sasuke was to get stronger. It seemed that Sasuke understood that the ninja world is full of secrets and didn't push it any further.

With Chamo's help and a little ki, Naruto quickly dug Sasuke out of the hole then went to Sakura to wake her up. Unfortunately, that was when the bell decided to ring. The string of curses out of Naruto's mouth is too vivid to be put into a story of this rating. Sasuke was none too please either and Sakura was still unconscious. "Sasuke, I know that we failed but did she do anything useful during this entire test. In face, did she even fight Kakashi?"

"Well…no. But has your ferret…"

"I'm an ermine, not a ferret."

"Has your ermine done anything useful during this time either?" said Sasuke, trying to defend the unconscious girl who even he believed to be useless.

"Hey, I've done plenty. I saved Aniki from that super butt poke of death and I've been dispelling Kakashi's clones that he was leaving around the forest. I took care of the distractions so that you two could handle the real thing. That girl just happened to go to the next clone I was planning on dispelling."

Naruto was laughing like a maniac, "An ermine is more useful than Sakura. That is just pathetic. The only way this could get better is if Sakura was somehow tied up."

Ten minutes later

Sasuke and Naruto were leaning against two of the post. Sasuke was looking as cool as humanly possible and Naruto had the biggest shit eating grin on his lips. Tied to the middle post, still unconscious, was Sakura. Kakashi used a weak water jutsu to bring her back to the land of the living. "Huh, what, who? She sputtered as she figured out where she was, "Why am I the one tied up?"

Her question went ignored as Kakashi began speaking to the team. "Oh…you guys look really hungry." The glares he received could have melt lead. "Well, since none of you managed to get a bell, all of you get to go back to the academy." Sasuke gave Kakashi a dark glare while Sakura looked fearful and Naruto was talking with Chamo about how life would be like in the desert. Kakashi gave them all that strange eye smile before continuing, "But I'll you one more chance. However, you need to know that after lunch, I will make it much more difficult to get a bell. Now Naruto and Sasuke can eat lunch but you can't give any to Sakura."

"What! WHY?" was the response from the rosette girl.

"It's punishment for being the most useless in the group. Now if anyone gives her any food, they will immediately fail. I am the rules here, got it? he said while giving them a frightening glare considering he only had one eye showing.

With that said, Kakashi left them to do…whatever. Naruto and Sasuke were silently eating while thinking of what to do for their next try when Sakura's stomach made a rather embarrassing growl. "Don't worry about me Sasuke-kun, I'm not hungry at all," she said to try and disguise her hunger but both Naruto and Sasuke knew that she was starving. Sasuke offered his lunch with one hand with Naruto soon following. She looked at her two teammates, "Why are you doing this, you know that you'll fail if he sees us?" she asked with worry leaking into her voice.

"Don't worry about that, I don't sense him anywhere near here. After the bells, we need to work together to have a chance to take down Kakashi and get the bells. If you're starving while we are fighting, you'll just be in the way. So go ahead and eat," stated the last Uchiha as he held out the food for Sakura.

Naruto had a small smile on his face at this point, "Yeah, while you aren't really cut out for combat like me and Sasuke, you are the smartest one of us here and we could really use your plans. But you won't be able to do your best if you are distracted by your own growling stomach. So yeah…take my lunch too," he then took out a little with his chopsticks to help her eat.

Sakura was about to take her first bite when a giant explosion of smoke appeared in front of them. Kakashi flew out of the smoke looking every bit like a demon as he dashed up to his students yelling in an angry voice, "YOU GUYS…" Sakura was fearful again while Sasuke and Naruto were getting ready for a fight, "…pass." Confused looks all around, Kakashi saw that he would have to explain it to them. "You guys are the first to pass my exam. Everyone else just did whatever I told them and they were all just morons. There two rules of ninja in my book. A ninja must see underneath the underneath. And that those who break the rules and codes of the ninja world are scum, but those abandon their comrades are worse than scum." Kakashi looked up into the sky as if remembering a day he would rather forget but couldn't. He then looked at his students with his patented eye smile and said, "All of you pass. Starting tomorrow, Team 7 will begin their ninja missions."

"Hey guys, let's have a victory party at Ichiraku's on me," scream a far too excited Naruto as he bound forward. Kakashi agreed because it was a good chance for free food while Sasuke decided that he didn't have anything better to do.

Neither of them heard the voice of Sakura behind them, "Hey guys. You forgot to get me. I want to eat too. SASUKE-KUN."

Omake

Sasuke and Naruto were leaning against two of the post. Sasuke was looking as cool as humanly possible and Naruto had the biggest shit eating grin on his lips. Tied to the middle post, still unconscious, was Sakura. Kakashi used a weak water jutsu to bring her back to the land of the living. "Huh, what, who? She sputtered as she figured out where she was, "Why am I the one tied up?"

Naruto looked at her as if she asked the dumbest question possible. "Sakura, can you name one useful thing that you did during this test?" He waited for a response but knew that she didn't have one. "Can you at least name a time that you attacked Kakashi?" She again tried to think of one but knew that falling to his genjutsu would not count as a fight. "Can you list how many jutsu you know that aren't taught in the academy?" Sakura tried again to answer but knew that there was not answer. "Sakura, you are completely useless. I fought Kakashi hand to hand and bombarded him from afar, then stepped around a trap; found you passed out on the ground and dragged you here after finding and teaming up with Sasuke. Sasuke attacked Kakashi with shuriken and kunai from far away before fighting him hand to hand and even managed to touch the bells. Even Chamo went around dispelling some of Kakashi's traps, saved me from Kakashi's perverted attack, and was the first one to find you. Out of all the people on Team 7, including my pet ermine, you are the weakest and most useless."

Sakura turned her head to Sasuke to dispel Naruto's claims, "Sasuke-kun, you don't thing that I am useless do you?"

"…" Sasuke was silent

"Kakashi-sensei, you don't think that I am useless and weak do you?"

"…" Kakashi was silent.

"Come one guys, you don't really think that an animal is more powerful and useful than me, right?"

"Damn strait," was the only response she got, and it came from said animal.

Woo, I finally finished this. And on Halloween. Sorry I don't have a Halloween Omake but I finally got around to editing this. So yeah, remember when I said this would be out in two weeks, kind of ended up being closer to two months. What can I say, school, looking for colleges, all that stuff really takes up time. But I can definitely guarantee that the next chapter will be out before Christmas. Although I am trying for before Thanksgiving.

If you didn't already know because you're one of those people who don't read the top comments (I know who you are) then there is to be a poll shortly after posting. The question is Is Tenten more similar to Setsuna, Ku Fei, or Chao? This question was given by Fan of Fanfics21. I'm also adding Kaede to the list so that it gets all the girls that are warriors in the show. Please give your answer on the poll that should be on my profile page shortly after posting this.

Not much else to say so, See ya.

Oh, one more thing. Angelson1992, my friend that helped me start writing fanfiction, has given me permission to adopt his crack fic, 30 Days to Kill. So if you've ever heard of it and want it to continue, or maybe just like nonsense with splashes of overpowered Naruto and citrus, you'll enjoy this. First chapter begins posting soon I will change a few things though.