I really don't know what made me write this, but I knew that if I didn't, I wouldn't be happy with myself. So yeah, I was just wondering how Sonny would react if a guy she didn't like used pick up lines. :)
I don't own Sonny with a Chance!
Chad watched happily as Sonny laughed with her cast mates at her table, and he had the strong urge to just scoop her up in his arms and kiss her. Okay, yeah. He's in love with her. Was there any point in denying it? She made his day brighter. There was no one else he cared for more than her. When he first met her he was shocked. Mainly because she was the first girl to give him a real smile, not a seductive one.
He slowly rose from his seat at the Mackenzie Falls table and sunk into a chair next to Sonny.
"Randoms. Sonny."
Everyone grimaced, except Sonny, who smiled. "Chad. What are you doing here?"
"Just thought I'd sit with my favorite losers. And my favorite Random." He smirked at her.
"Ugh. This is totally gross. Stop flirting!" Tawni whined.
Sonny blushed, but otherwise ignored the blonde girl's comment.
"Oh? You're flirting with me, Sonny?" Chad asked.
"In your dreams, Cooper."
Chad rolled his eyes. "So what's up?"
Sonny smiled. "Not much. Just trying to think of a new sketch…and a way to get Conner away from me."
Chad's eyes narrowed. "Conner? Who's Conner?"
"Some stalker dude that keeps hitting on Sonny," Tawni sighed, looking at her nails. "He has bad taste."
Chad shook his head. "Hardly."
Tawni's jaw dropped, along with everyone else at the table. Nico and Grady slowly stood up, and crept away with confused looks on their faces. Zora's eyes widened and she raced for the vents, clearly not liking where this was going.
This was it. Chad was gonna confess his love to a blushing Sonny, but was rudely interrupted.
"Is this seat empty?"
The three looked up to see a brunette boy, scooting the chair back. He smirked at Sonny, and Chad felt the need to punch this guy in the face.
She smiled at him, and Chad could feel disappointment flooding through him. "Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down."
Chad's eyes widened, shocked at Sonny's well…impolite answer. Tawni chuckled and leaned forward in anticipation.
The guy looked at Chad and extended his hand. "I'm Conner, by the way."
Chad just stared at it and looked up into Conner's eyes. "I don't really care."
Conner glared, then turned his attention to Sonny. "I want to give myself to you."
Tawni and Chad grimaced, and waited for Sonny's reply. "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." She gave a little shrug and turned back to her food.
The two blondes at the table burst out laughing at Sonny's ability to reject someone in a witty fashion.
Conner just took Sonny's hand. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
She took her hand back, and dropped it to her side. "Oh? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together."
Tawni's face brightened. "Wow, Sonny. Almost dropping the F-bomb? I'm proud of you!"
Conner growled, but he wasn't gonna give up yet. "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass."
Sonny gave him a sympathetic look. "I'd buy you a drink, but then I'd feel sorry for it."
"What would it take for a guy like me to go out with a girl like you?"
"A miracle."
Chad suddenly felt nervous. What if she rejected him that way? Come on, pick up lines were his specialty and they always made a girl weak at the knees! Of course, those girls were fans and Sonny was…a frenemy.
Chad suddenly looked around the room and locked eyes with Tawni, who snorted at him. She smirked and leaned back, placing her hands in the shape of heart and pointing it between Chad and Sonny. Chad glared, and was thankful that Sonny didn't notice their little exchange…No, she was too busy with Conner…
"Here's what you've been looking for all your life." Conner smirked, and pointed at himself.
"I'm sorry, I don't recall searching for an idiot. Are we done? This is getting old."
Chad was about to stand up, but Sonny put a hand on his arm and tugged him back down. He couldn't deny the happiness he felt because she wanted him to stay. She shot him a pleading look, and he reassured her with a smile.
Conner leaned closer to her. "One last try. I'd love to be the reason you don't get any sleep tonight."
Sonny raised her eyebrows, but then smiled seductively. She tugged on Conner's tie and pulled his face close to hers. "You will be."
Chad's heart instantly dropped and Tawni froze, eyes wide.
"Oh, really?" Conner smiled brightly and held out his arms.
Sonny gave a small nod, and shoved Conner away with all her might. "Because I always wake up when I have nightmares."
Tawni's face turned red from her laughter and as she clutched her stomach, and she gave Sonny a high-five. "I think we just found our sketch idea!" She howled with laughter, still, as she stumbled out of the room.
Chad bit his lip, trying to contain his laughter and his relief.
Suddenly, a piece of ham attacked Conner's face, causing him to fall back in surprise. He huffed, throwing the meat of his face, and stormed out of the room.
"Thank you, Zora!" Sonny called, laughing at a confused Chad.
"You got it, Sonny!" Chad looked at the vents and saw Zora's retreating figure, along with a machine that kinda scared him.
Chad smiled at Sonny. "Gotta give you props. I've never seen rejection as cruel as that before."
She just shrugged. "That's what happens when you hit on a girl in love." She looked at him pointedly and smiled.
Chad's heart started beating twice as fast, and he slowly reached for Sonny's hand. He grabbed it, expecting her to pull away, but she tightened her grip. He smiled at her. "So, not a big fan of pick up lines, huh?"
"When they're not from the right guy."
"Is that so?"
She nodded and laughed. "Yep. You could always give it a try."
"Nah. How 'bout you kiss me instead?" He stood, pulling her up with him.
"In your dreams, Cooper." She leaned forward anyway, and rested her forehead on his.
"Every night, Monroe." He closed the gap between their lips and let his arms linger on her waist. Sonny placed her hands on his shoulder, pulling herself against him more. Chad reluctantly pulled back a little. "Wanna go out with me?"
Sonny smiled and nodded. "I love it when people are straight-forward."
"Okay, then. I love you."
Random, right? x) So yeah, some of the witty come-backs were found online, and some of them I made up. They all made me laugh, anyway. Maybe, if you guys come up with some, I'll make a follow-up to this. ;)