Fairy Odd Parents in: I Dream of Timmy. Part 1

My first Fairly Odd parents ff. Enjoy and review.

It's a beautiful sunny morning over at the Turner house. Birds are flying, squirrels are playing, and suddenly, Timmy is sent plowing into the front yard of his home. As he climbed out of the hole he just made, Cosmo, Wanda and baby Poof all poofed in the air.

Wanda: Stepped on Trixie's ejecting floor again, sport?

Timmy: She installed a new one! I actually didn't see this one coming.

Cosmo: How come? She rejected you one thousand, four hundred and sixty-five times so far!

Timmy: Oh, you're just exaggerating.

Wanda and Cosmo both poofed up a giant T.V set that starts playing clips of Timmy getting rejected by Trixie, and each one shown has number at the right-bottom corner of the screen.

#1: Trixie simply says no to Timmy.

#4: She has her bodyguard pick Timmy up and throws him out of the room.

#26: Her bodyguard crush Timmy with his hands into a ball, grabs a bat, then hits the Timmy-ball like he was a baseball.

#111: Trixie snubs Timmy and leaves, with Tad, Chad and Veronica joining. And while they aren't looking, Veronica does the "call me" hand sign to Timmy.

#587: Trixie snaps her fingers, causing fanboys to surround her so Timmy can't get to her.

#609: The bodyguard simply flicks Timmy away, since he is so big.

#801: The bodyguard puts Timmy into a bazooka, and shoots him out.

#1163: The bodyguard places Timmy on a catapult, pulls the lever, and Timmy goes flying.

#1164: The bodyguard holds Timmy by the collar as they are walking out of the mansion. The bodyguard says "I'm not feeling that good today, so just rocket yourself away today." He puts him down and walks away.

After that, Wanda poofs the TV away, as well as the popcorn that Cosmo and Poof had.

Cosmo: The dumb one makes his point!

Wanda: Maybe it's about time you gave up on Trixie.

Timmy: Aww, but I've been in love with her since kindergarten!

Cosmo: And she's been giving you free flying since kindergarten!

Timmy: This isn't fair. I just want a love life here.

Wanda: We love you. (Wanda, Cosmo and Poof all try to look cute.)

Timmy: I can't date my Fairy godparents.

Cosmo: Well, I may not be cupid, but let see if I can match you up with someone.

POOF!

Cosmo magically summons a computer. He then starts to surf on dating sites.

Cosmo: Here's a good one. Popular at school, rich, and have a thing for small, cute, pink hatted boys.

Timmy: Wow. Who is she?

Cosmo turns the screen, showing the picture of Veronica Star. This causes Timmy scream, tries to run away in horror, but humorously runs into a fence. Cosmo then tries to surf again.

Cosmo: Here's one with a great personali…

Timmy: Next.

Cosmo: Has problems with…

Timmy: Next.

Cosmo: Does…

Timmy: Next.

Wanda: Timmy, if you want to find someone, you really need to try and lower your standards.

Cosmo: That's how WE got together!

Timmy: Well then I wish that you think of someone for me.

Wanda then raises her wand up, and makes the wishing poof. But then she realizes that she didn't even need to do that.

Wanda: Let me think then. (She ponders. As she does this, she suddenly starts to hum "Icky Vicky." Then she smiles.) That's it! You can get together with Vicky's sister, Tootie!

Timmy: Tootie? The only girl crazier then Veronica, Tootie? The Tootie who stalks me and taps my phones, Tootie? The Tootie who once planted a video camera in my bathroom?

Wanda: That's the one.

After a very short pause, Timmy, Cosmo and Poof all starts to laugh. They all laugh uncontrollably, and when every Wanda tries to speak up, the three all laugh louder.

Cosmo: OW! I think I bust a gut again!

Timmy: (As he wipes away tears) Oh, man that was funny. Thanks, Wanda. I feel much better about Trixie now.

Wanda looks rather mad now, since Timmy isn't taking her seriously. Then she grabs Cosmo by the ear and grabs Poof.

Wanda: I think I'm going to get these two to take their naps now. If you need me, just give me a call.

Cosmo: But we're not tired. And besides, I don't take…

Cosmo and Poof suddenly fall asleep as they are floating in the air. Afterwards, Wanda poofs all three of them away.

Timmy: I guess I'll just go see Chester.

Timmy starts walking down the street, upset from not being able to get a girl. As he walks down the street, he starts kicking a green lava lamp which is on the sidewalk, thinking that it's a can.

Timmy: This is so unfair. One of the few things that I REALLY want is something I can't even get with magic. (He's still kicking the lava lamp.) If only there was a way for me to, I don't know, get rule-free wishes to…

He looks down and sees the lava lamp. But the sight of it gets him angry.

Timmy: Oh no. I'm not doing THAT again.

Knowing what will happen if he takes the lamp, Timmy kicks the lava lamp hard. The lava lamp flies high up in the air, than it comes down and hits Vicky on the head.

Vicky: OW! WHO'S THROWING GARBAGE AT ME? AGAIN! (She bends down and pick up the lava lamp.) Well, since I can't beat up whoever threw this at me, maybe I'll vent out my anger by rubbing this lamp until it breaks.

Vicky's Dad's voice: Vicky? We need you to watch your little sister while we go to bravery class. DON'T HURT US!

A car with Vicky's parents in it quickly drives by Vicky.

Vicky: Even better! (She laughs manically, having the opportunity to torture a twerp.)

Once inside, Vicky begins to torture Tootie. The first thing that Vicky does is give Tootie a swirly, which would obviously cause much pain to Tootie.

Tootie: AAAHH! Why are you doing this?

Vicky: (In a sweet voice) To vent out my anger. Somebody…THREW GARBAGE AT ME!

Tootie: Don't people do that all the time? (She gets dunked in the toilet again.) OW!

Vicky: Yes. BUT I DON'T LIKE IT! Now let's dry you off.

Tootie smiles, thinking that Vicky is being nice now(WE know better).

Vicky: BY ROLLING YOU ON THE GRASS OUTSIDE! (She begins to laugh evilly)

After several minutes of "drying" Tootie up, Vicky brings her sad, little sister back to her room. Then she throws her lava lamp at the back of Tootie's head.

Vicky: Just to show that I'm not entirely mean, I'll give that piece of junk to you as an early birthday present. As well as your ONLY ONE! HAHAHAHAHA!

Tootie: (She picks up the lava lamp) Someday, Vicky, I'll make you sorry for ever being so mean to me! You'll see!

Vicky: And if you do, I'll tear up every twerp item in this room. (Referring to Tootie's room, which is filled with dolls, posters, and pictures of Timmy.) Now I'll be down stairs watching TV. Go take a shower so Mom and Dad won't see what I did. ALRIGHT? (Tootie nods while trying not to cry. Vicky then leaves the room.) Where does she get that Timmy crud anyway?

Tootie jumps onto her bed face first, and she then begins to cry. Feeling powerless and miserable. She picks up and holds the lava lamp up in the air.

Tootie: I promise you, Vicky! I'll get even with you yet. (She wipes the lamp on her shirt) And once I do, it'll be sweet! (The lamp starts to viberate) Huh?

It starts to shake and shake and shake, which scares Tootie as she puts it down on her bed. Then All of a sudden, it stops moving.

Tootie: Whew! For a moment there I thought it was going to blow up or some…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

A light, green mist suddenly fills up the entire bedroom, and the mist gets thicker and thicker, and it all came from the lamp. The sudden mist causes poor Tootie to scream in terror!

Vicky's voice: Quiet up their, twerpette!

The mist shapes into a donut-shaped cloud, and in the middle, comes a light so bright, that it causes Tootie to turn away. When she turns back to see the light...

HEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRES GENIE!

Comes a green, bulky, and happy-go-lucky looking genie, who suddenly poofs himself to look like a clown.

Genie: (Imitating Patch Adams) I've always believed that laughter is the best medicine.

He then lets out a jolly laugh, but then starts to cough, then plays dead while floating in the air. This causes Tootie to laugh at him.

Tootie: You're funny!

Genie: I'm not just funny. I'm also cute!

He poofs himself to look a cute puppy, who starts to playfully run around Tootie.

Genie: Fetch fetch fetch fetch, I wanna play fetch fetch, fetch fetch fetch fetch, I wanna play fetch fetch!

Tootie: (She laughs again) Okay!

She goes to her bed, grabbing her beloved Crimson Chin toy, which once belonged to Timmy.

Tootie: Fetch! (She accidently throws the action figure out of an open window, which the genie dog, unfortunately, chased after.) OH NO!

As she looked out the window, afraid that the puppy got hurt.

Genie: What? (Who suddenly appears from behind Tootie, holding the Chin action figure.)

This gives Tootie a confuse look. After a moment of thinking, she starts to laugh again, realizing that the genie is just trying to entertain her. Then, after a short time of silence, Tootie realizes that there's something she needs to ask him.

Tootie: Who are you, anyway?

Genie: Oh, right! Manners, manners. I don't have any manners! one second.

He poofs up a business suit, trying to impersonate a business man. Then he starts to impersonate a pixie.

Genie: My card, ma'am. (He gives her a blank card.) My name is Robert Will, but you can call me Rob, and this is the deal. I am an all-powerful genie of the lamp, which you freed me from, and by doing so, you've bought 3 wishes from me!

Tootie: 3 wishes? Any wish that I want?

Rob: (Acting his old goofy self) Thaaaaaat's right! 3 magical wishes!

Hearing this causes Tootie to squeal with delight. Then she starts jumping off the walls and bouncing around in the entire room.

Tootie: (Quickly) Wishes wishes, I get wishes, wishes wishes, I get wishes…

Rob: Well, I think it's obvious that we're going to get along.

Tootie: I think I'm going to wish for a pony, fairy dolls, a new tutu, new shoes, a kitty, pretty flowers, Britta Philips…

POOF!

Tootie is suddenly grounded to the floor with giant chains and her mouth has also disappeared!

Rob: Okay, after I get rid of those chains, I'm going to need to you calm down for a minute. Then after I'm done talking, I'll give your mouth back too! Okay?

Tootie nods. Then…POOF! Her chains are gone. Then she jumps onto her bed to listen to Rob.

Rob: Now, the first thing you need to realize is that you only have "3" wishes. And don't you try and wish for more wishes. Cause that doesn't work. Alright?

Tootie nods again.

Rob: (To himself) Whew. Glad I dealt with the bluff quickly. (To Tootie) Now, since you should be thankful to have any wishes at all, I would like you if you did the following when wishing. (He poofs himself to look like Santa Claus, and also poofs up a long list.) Ho Ho Ho! First off, I don't want you to wish anyone dead! I've had bad experiences with this Jack guy in 1888.

Tootie nods yet again.

Rob: Number two. I've always been a man who values free will and expression of ALL human kind. So please, don't make any brainwashing wishes of any kind. (He poofs himself to look like a hunchbacked minion) It defies the laws of nature!

She nods again while giggling at the same time.

Rob: (He poofs himself back to normal.) And FINALY, don't try anything extreme, like wishing for world domination. That's failed so many times, I can't even make a funny joke about it anymore.

After Tootie nods at this, her mouth poofs back.

Tootie: I wonder what I should wish for then.

Vicky's voice: What's going on up there? I keep hearing explosions, but my bombs are in the basement.

Tootie: Oh, no! My sister Vicky is coming!

Rob: Vicky? As in Icky Vicky? I love that song! (He poofs himself to look like Chip Skylark) Hey Vicky, you are so so icky, just the thought of being around makes me oh so sicky. (His teeth shines.)

Vicky burst through the door, breaking the wall that the door hit. Rob also quickly poofs away, turning into a green earring that now hangs on Tootie's left ear.

Vicky: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

Tootie: Umm…ah…doing my homework?

Vicky: Well, keep it down! I'm trying to watch a show about a volcanic eruption. You know how much I love watching misery.

She leaves and slams the door shut. Afterwards, Rob poofs back into his normal self.

Rob: Maaaaaaan, that's one messed up chick. Are you sure a sweet thing like you are related to an evil witch like her?

Tootie: (Sighs) Yes. And she's always been so…You think I'm sweet? (Said in a happier tone)

Rob: You seem nice. Now if only there was a way to teach your sister not to bother you. If only you could "wish" Vicky to feel the misery YOU have been feeling. (He sits on the floor, poofing himself to look like The Thinker statue.)

Tootie realizes where Rob is heading at with this, and gives a very evil smile.

Tootie: MY first wish, Robert, is that you help me get revenge on Vicky!

A table pops out of nowhere. Then it poofs into a smaller table, since the first table is too tall for Tootie. Rob is also suddenly wearing the uniform of an army general.

Rob: Okay, Tootie. THIS is what I propose that we do!

He starts to whisper his plan to Tootie, which makes her look very happy as she hears it.

Tootie: Why are you whispering?

Rob: I don't know.

Downstairs, Vicky is watching TV. Completely unaware of the punishment she's about to receive.

Chet Ubetcha: (On TV) And so, thanks to quick work of the our government, their were no known casualties from the volcano.

Vicky: UNBELIEVABLE! WHERE DID ALL OF THE PAIN AND SUFFERING GO?

Tootie and Robert are both peeking at Vicky from the door of the living room. They are about to have their fun with Vicky.

Rob: Now remember, Toot. All you need to do is throw that smoke ball at her and your revenge will commence.

Tootie nods when she hears this. She throws the smoke ball right at where her sister was and nailed Vicky at the back of the head.

Vicky: OW! (She gets up, sees the ball, and unfortunately for her, picked it up) WHO THE HECK THREW THIS AT ME? (The ball suddenly sprays a gas into her face, which makes Vicky cough.)

Rob: Vicky! Your time has come!

Vicky: What?

Rob: To get your just desserts!

The smoke clears, and reveals a table covered in desserts.

Vicky: Neat! Free food!

She grabs a piece of cake, takes a bite, and eats it as an absolute slob.

Voices: Hey!

Vicky: Hmm?

Desserts: That was Freddy you just ate!

All of the treats float up to the air, and reveals mouths with razor sharp teeth.

Vicky: AAAAHHHH!

Cake: Ever seen a cake taking a bite out of YOU?

Not wanting to get bitten back, she runs away in fear, and manages to run out of the house.

Vicky: I heard sweets were bad for you, but that was re…

The ground starts to shake.

Vicky: That can't be good!

A large branch grabs Vicky tightly, causing her to go blue. The brench goes up to the face of a talking tree.

Tree: This is for letting your dog pee on me!

The tree Tosses Vicky back into the house through an upstairs window, causing her to land on her bed in her room.

Vicky: What did I do to deserve this? (She thinks about it for a second) Oh, wait…

?:(Singing) A chick who's just plain mean…

Vicky: Chip Skylark?

She looks up and sees the poster of Chip Skylark on her roof, which is actually singing.

Chip: A sour sweet 16!

His teeth twinkle once, then fires a beam of light directly down.

Vicky: AAHH! (She quickly gets off her bed, so only her bed gets destroyed.)

Chips head leaves the poster and chases her out of her room with more light beams.

Vicky: (Dodges a beam) What's happening? Do we have a poltergeist? (Dodges another beam)

She sees that the treats from downstairs have flown up the stairs, and now is trapped between them and the Chip head.

Dessert: Let's go for a two pronged attack!

Chip: Fine by me.

Vicky quickly runs through a door causing the treats to get blown up by a beam of light.

Vicky: Okay! Okay! There must be a logical explanation to which all of this is happening to me! OW! What pinched me?

?: Me.

She pulls out her wallet, to which money literally comes flying out.

Vicky: AH! MY MOOLAH!

The money all turn bat shape, and starts attacking Vicky, causing her to scream in pain even more.

Timmy: Hey, Vicky!

She sees that she is in Tooties' room, and all of the posters of Timmy, much like the Chip Skylark head, are all coming to life as well and leaves their posters.

Vicky: AHH! TWERP! I mean...TWERPS!

The door also brakes down, causing the treats, the Chip head, and the living tree to burst in.

Vicky: NO! STAY BACK! I'M WELL SCARED! I MEAN ARMED! I MEAN BOTH! I MEAN JUST SCARED! AAAHHHH!

She turns around, and sees her little sister, who is smiling. There has never been a moment where Vicky was more happy to see her sister.

Vicky: Tootie! I'm glad you're here! All of my possessions are trying to kill me!

She starts to run towards Tootie. But as she gets closer, Tootie becomes much larger. Vicky eventually stops, but Tootie continues to grow.

Monster Tootie: (Loud, monstrous voice) Dinner time, Vicky! Dinner time!

Vicky: NO! STOP! I'M TIRED OF GETTING BITEN! (She drops to her knees and begs) PLEASE DON'T EAT ME! I'LL PROMISE TO START TAKING ONLY HALF OF YOUR ALLOENCE!

Monster Tootie picks up Vicky and throws her into her mouth.

Vicky: AAAAAAHHHHHH!

Tootie: Dinner time, Vicky! It's dinner time!

Vicky's Mom: It's dinner time, Vicky. Wake up.

Vicky finds herself lying down on the living room couch.

Vicky: Wha…huh? How did I get here?

V M: I think you were having a nightmare.

Vicky: Oh! That makes sense. There's no way the twerpette could ever scare ME like that!

Tootie walks in with the biggest smirk on her face.

Tootie: Oh, Vicky. Dinner time! (She takes a bite out of a gingerbread man's head that looks suspiciously like Vicky.)

Vicky: AAAAAHHHH!

She jumps to the ceiling and hangs onto the chandelier in fear.

V M: Hey, how long have we had that chandelier?

Tootie: I'm gonna wash up before we eat!

V M: Okay, sweetie.

Tootie goes up to her room, where Rob meets up with her.

Rob: (Imitating jerry Seinfeld) Icky Vicky has suddenly become scared of her little sis! What's up with that?

Tootie: The nightmare you gave her really did it! She's completely paranoid now! You've made me feel SO happy now!

She jumps up and hugs Rob.

Rob: Aww! I'm happy to have helped, Tootie! But I do have one important question to ask you now.

Tootie: What's that?

Rob: What will be your SECOND wish?

To be continued...

Chapter two will be up soon, so come back later.